[ARCHIVED THREAD] - How To Fight a Chicken (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 7/13/2014 1:21:30 PM EDT
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I hope that fucktard gets parasites from all that chicken shit he stepped in. and salmonella and e.coli and about 5 or 6 others from peeing onto his kitchen floor that was covered in raw, thawed chicken and eggs and what I hope was milk. all while barefoot and most likely butt naked rubbing his starfish on the tile. |
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HowToBasic
HowToBasic is an anonymous, psychopathic, egg-wasting fucktard that violently throws and/or smashes food for other people's pleasure on a video-sharing website commonly referred to as YouTube. If one was stoned out of their mind enough to watch such deplorable and cringe-worthy content, one would discover, to his or her dismay, that in nearly all of his videos, the cameraman is completely naked, presumably to attract the homosexuals who dwell in the dark corners of YouTube. HowToBasic utterly proves that only women should be in the kitchen. And if a man dares to enter it, there is no telling what sort of catastrophe will unfold. |
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What the hell did I just watch??? What a fucking weirdo! 
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Bored 
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HowToBasic HowToBasic is an anonymous, psychopathic, egg-wasting fucktard that violently throws and/or smashes food for other people's pleasure on a video-sharing website commonly referred to as YouTube. If one was stoned out of their mind enough to watch such deplorable and cringe-worthy content, one would discover, to his or her dismay, that in nearly all of his videos, the cameraman is completely naked, presumably to attract the homosexuals who dwell in the dark corners of YouTube. HowToBasic utterly proves that only women should be in the kitchen. And if a man dares to enter it, there is no telling what sort of catastrophe will unfold. That little tidbit makes the video way better. |
