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Posted: 5/4/2003 6:58:41 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/4/2003 7:08:50 AM EDT
Mona you are soooo bad. I think Mike ought to spank you real hard for that provocative post.
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 7:15:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 7:25:28 AM EDT
Nearly every day I whip out my 20" and blast away.
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 7:41:12 AM EDT
[Sheriff Bart]
"'Scuse me folks while I whip this out!"
[/Sheriff Bart]
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 7:47:02 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 7:48:33 AM EDT
Sometimes I don't play with it at all, which is rough because we're really attatched to eachother. Other times, I will say nice things to it, whisper a word or two of encouragement, or just stare in amazement.
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 8:21:44 AM EDT
I don't always get to go all the way & make her go bang, but I do fondle,& caress her on a daily basis. I like to set her out in the open by the tv so I can see her sitting there proud, & beautiful. I actually just woke up, & I was having a dream about her, & I found a room were I could get 2,000 rounds of ammo to feed her for free.[:D]
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Link Posted: 5/4/2003 9:02:29 AM EDT
Three, four times a day... sometimes it even slamfires...

Oh wait, didn't read the whole thread... oops, sorry!  You meant black rifles...  my bad!
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Link Posted: 5/4/2003 9:39:47 AM EDT
When I'm not fondling it I let my lady friend fondle it. I only got one don't ya know. A long time ago I let my landlady get her hands on it. She got a big smile In fact they all smile when the hold it in their hands. The lucky ones get to see it shoot. Sometimes I let them oil it up. They like to do that. And I don't mind.
I think I'll go fondle it right now. [:D]
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 9:43:15 AM EDT
I haven't fondled it enought to go blind. But I do need glasses.

That's why I have a scope on it now. [:)]

Link Posted: 5/4/2003 9:57:17 AM EDT
Quite a bit, but now I will always think of Mona when I do. [:D]
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Link Posted: 5/4/2003 5:49:46 PM EDT
Really honey! I wasn't playing with it. I cleaning the damn thing and it just went-off![lol]
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 7:22:02 PM EDT
I like ramming my rod into her tight little hole.
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 7:26:15 PM EDT
It's mine and I'll wash it as fast as I want!
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 7:33:43 PM EDT
I sleep with mine.[:)]
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 7:44:11 PM EDT
I take them out and LOOK at them almost every day.
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 7:51:05 PM EDT
[ButtHead] uh huh huh huh huh.... she said play with it...huh huh huh.[/ButtHead]

[Beavis] heh heh all the time.. heh heh five or six times a day.[/Beavis]

Link Posted: 5/4/2003 7:55:31 PM EDT
I'm afraid to play with mine too often for fear it might turn purple.
It's a Bushmaster  [:D]
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 8:12:34 PM EDT
I play with my GUN all the time.  I'm 18 [naughty]
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 8:33:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/4/2003 8:58:02 PM EDT
I touch mine everyday.  Some more than others.  I have a busy schedule, so if Im lucky I get to shoot it off once a week.
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Link Posted: 5/5/2003 1:07:22 AM EDT
I live in CA, I'm not allowed to have one (they're afraid I might go nuts and kill people with it).  So all I can do is look at the pictures of the nice ones that all y'all have.
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