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Posted: 10/5/2004 3:16:58 PM EST
My wife buys a copy of the book for the South Beach Diet.

I just saw her put the book under her arms, and grab 3 chocolate chip cookies, to go upstairs to read the book.

God Help Me from screaming !!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:19:32 PM EST
She just bought the book. She hasn't read it yet. Wait till she gets to the part about the cookies.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:21:30 PM EST
I dare you to tell her what you just told us!!
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:21:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By Roadhawk:
She just bought the book. She hasn't read it yet. Wait till she gets to the part about the cookies.


Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:22:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By EagleArmsHBAR:
I dare you to tell her what you just told us!!



No Way !!!
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:29:24 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/5/2004 3:29:48 PM EST by 2A373]

Originally Posted By LABLOVER:

Originally Posted By EagleArmsHBAR:
I dare you to tell her what you just told us!!



No Way !!!



Grow a pair and tell her!
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:30:06 PM EST
That is off the hook, at least she did not take the whole cookie jar/bag upstairs.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:31:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By ilike9s:
That is off the hook, at least she did not take the whole cookie jar/bag upstairs.



Just wait till she gets all depressed about something... diet books go out the window and out come more cookies.


- BG
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:33:09 PM EST
[Dr.Phil] "When are you going to grow a SPINE?[/Dr.Phil]

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just kidding, I'm as whipped as anyone else here
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:09:01 PM EST
My wife asked why I was laughing.
I told her.
She said "I can relate"
What the hell does that mean?
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:11:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By gutshot:
My wife asked why I was laughing.
I told her.
She said "I can relate"
What the hell does that mean?



Women's logic about diets:

"I haven't read the book yet...so I don't know how it works yet...so I'm not on the diet yet...so I'm eating as much as I can before I have to actually put the diet into effect and limit myself."
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:13:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By gutshot:
My wife asked why I was laughing.
I told her.
She said "I can relate"
What the hell does that mean?




She's gonna empty your account and run to Costa Rica.
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