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Posted: 4/26/2011 9:30:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/26/2011 9:31:15 PM EDT by Karab]
Link Posted: 4/26/2011 9:33:10 PM EDT
it gives chuck norris superpowers
Link Posted: 4/26/2011 9:33:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/26/2011 9:34:16 PM EDT by Gripy]
Sgtar15?
 
Link Posted: 4/26/2011 9:55:56 PM EDT
According to Mythbusters, a mustache is good for removing the static attraction from a strip of scotch tape you just peeled off the roll.
Link Posted: 4/26/2011 9:56:09 PM EDT
Joshua L. Chamberlain, Medal Of Honor winner at Little Round Top








Link Posted: 4/26/2011 10:06:12 PM EDT
I like to think of it as "My little Three-Wolf-Shirt That Grows Under My Nose".
Link Posted: 4/26/2011 10:08:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Spartan121020:
it gives chuck norris superpowers

heard too many times in this forum giving bruce lee the actor the heads up over the air force vet and 6 time karate champ norris

call it the stache, or what you want,
chuck wins
Link Posted: 4/26/2011 10:08:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/27/2011 2:57:49 AM EDT
1- Helps from fogging up your scope whyle breathing
2- Helps keep your face worm
3- Helps camo your face
4- Helps a bloody nose from dripping and giving away your position
5- Looks cool so the enemy may want to be friends rather than shoot you
I could go on and on.

By the way,I have that GI joe guy. I recently dug my Joes out of my parents attic and found alot of them had the rubber band inside broke. It bothered me so I unscrewed all the loose and broken guys and replaced the rubber bands and then touched up all their paint. I have around 100 guys and it took me a couple hours. Worth it to know my childhood Joes are safe and ready for action again.
Link Posted: 4/27/2011 2:59:46 AM EDT
You can tickle information out of the enemy with it.
Link Posted: 4/27/2011 3:35:43 AM EDT
lulz
Link Posted: 4/27/2011 3:37:19 AM EDT
Mustache Rides!

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Link Posted: 4/27/2011 4:19:54 AM EDT





Link Posted: 4/27/2011 4:24:28 AM EDT
Even a well grown Stash has nothing on a full blown Talistyle Beard.





Especially when it has some gray in it.
Link Posted: 4/27/2011 4:29:30 AM EDT

Link Posted: 4/28/2011 5:22:48 PM EDT
So any guesses for when we implement a mustache policy for all deployed personnel?
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 5:50:41 PM EDT
"Wolverines!  Hell, yeah!"
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 5:55:51 PM EDT
as anyone in the military knows, a sweet mustache automatically gives you the authority, and right, to yell at people without....
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 6:12:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By John87:
as anyone in the military knows, a sweet mustache automatically gives you the authority, and right, to yell at people without....


If you go by ar 670-1, there is no sweet moustache. By regs, it must look straight perv.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 6:14:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/28/2011 6:15:28 PM EDT by Mclovin5-0]
Any fireman worth his irons sports a 'stache, I'd imagine the same principle of awesome holds true for warfighters.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 6:20:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 6:25:26 PM EDT
Well what the hell kinda short bus, special needs, nose pickin, booger eatin kinda question is that?!? Pretty god damn obvious numb nuts. Mustaches are synonymous with everything badass. For example, yet not limited too: porn stars with big meat bats, red ferraris, mansions in Hawaii, ocean pacific corduroy nut huggin shorts and your black friend who flys a multicolored Hues 500D, light turbine helicopter that can handle small weapons fire almost as good as a mustache can handle a punch from a tank mechanic at a buffalo wild wings in ocalaca alabama after smelling the wrong fingers. She never said she had a boyfriend!

Mustaches are also self esteem builders, alright. Now every soldier needs to know they are a fuckin badass. Now sometimes I wake up in the morning with a hard rod and a soft mind, which aint good for a soldier right? Then I look in the mirror and see my mustache and think man, I gotta go murder something. See the enemy sees that mustache, they can't not get a boner. Giving the enemy a boner is half the battle, all the blood goes from the head, right down to the John Thomas. They can't think straight then snow rolls up on his dog sled and shoots'em right in there dick.

Hell I could go on an on but this n***er armadillo aint gonna drink itself. And I only got an hour and 40 minutes to invade this russian mail order brides territory, before that dorky ass husband of hers gets back from his fantasy football league. Which just happens to be the exact runnin time of the feature motion picture "Red Dawn" which happens to be one of my favorites. WOLVORINES! Hell yeah.




Yes, that bored.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 6:33:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 30calTBLkid:
Originally Posted By John87:
as anyone in the military knows, a sweet mustache automatically gives you the authority, and right, to yell at people without....


If you go by ar 670-1, there is no sweet moustache. By regs, it must look straight perv.


im prior navy bro, we can bitch and argue our way into regs ;)

eventually chief will get tired and head to the mess for some coffee
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:45:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/28/2011 7:47:31 PM EDT by BOBLATHON]
Damn Im failing at the internets tonight
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:46:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/28/2011 7:48:12 PM EDT by BOBLATHON]
Originally Posted By Dinnertime:
Well what the hell kinda short bus, special needs, nose pickin, booger eatin kinda question is that?!? Pretty god damn obvious numb nuts. Mustaches are synonymous with everything badass. For example, yet not limited too: porn stars with big meat bats, red ferraris, mansions in Hawaii, ocean pacific corduroy nut huggin shorts and your black friend who flys a multicolored Hues 500D, light turbine helicopter that can handle small weapons fire almost as good as a mustache can handle a punch from a tank mechanic at a buffalo wild wings in ocalaca alabama after smelling the wrong fingers. She never said she had a boyfriend!

Mustaches are also self esteem builders, alright. Now every soldier needs to know they are a fuckin badass. Now sometimes I wake up in the morning with a hard rod and a soft mind, which aint good for a soldier right? Then I look in the mirror and see my mustache and think man, I gotta go murder something. See the enemy sees that mustache, they can't not get a boner. Giving the enemy a boner is half the battle, all the blood goes from the head, right down to the John Thomas. They can't think straight then snow rolls up on his dog sled and shoots'em right in there dick.

Hell I could go on an on but this n***er armadillo aint gonna drink itself. And I only got an hour and 40 minutes to invade this russian mail order brides territory, before that dorky ass husband of hers gets back from his fantasy football league. Which just happens to be the exact runnin time of the feature motion picture "Red Dawn" which happens to be one of my favorites. WOLVORINES! Hell yeah.






Yes, that bored.


  That was beautiful, man.

Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:49:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 8:29:07 PM EDT



Originally Posted By DK-Prof:


They ARE badass:





http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=21799
Needs more wax.





 
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 8:35:18 PM EDT
Sam Elliot.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 8:59:12 PM EDT
Sorry I'm late to the thread - just got off the loader. Had to pile up all the wolves that showed up to worship before my cookie duster.

Link Posted: 4/28/2011 9:02:48 PM EDT
During the Vietnam War, many of the USAF F-105 Thunderchief pilots who flew strikes against North Vietnam grew long, handlebar mustaches.

Their 'staches were completely in violation of grooming and appearance regulations, but the commanders looked the other way.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 9:07:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 7:27:27 PM EDT


This thread is relevant to my interests....
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 7:31:14 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 7:32:16 PM EDT
It is a wolf stare multiplier.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 7:40:19 PM EDT
It allows one to call upon the power of Falcore in a combat situation.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 7:40:29 PM EDT



Originally Posted By DK-Prof:



Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:



This thread is relevant to my interests....




I am not accepting coupons for rides.  Full price only.  


Full price? What do I look like, a goose that lays golden eggs?



 
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 7:41:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 7:43:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:

This thread is relevant to my interests....


I am not accepting coupons for rides.  Full price only.  

Full price? What do I look like, a goose that lays golden eggs?
 


If you do look like a goose, I might consider a discount!!!  


Link Posted: 4/29/2011 7:49:30 PM EDT



Originally Posted By DK-Prof:



Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:




Originally Posted By DK-Prof:


Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:



This thread is relevant to my interests....




I am not accepting coupons for rides.  Full price only.  


Full price? What do I look like, a goose that lays golden eggs?

 




If you do look like a goose, I might consider a discount!!!  


If I looked like a goose, I'm pretty sure it would be a one night stand.





 
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 7:52:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:

This thread is relevant to my interests....


I am not accepting coupons for rides.  Full price only.  

Full price? What do I look like, a goose that lays golden eggs?
 


If you do look like a goose, I might consider a discount!!!  

If I looked like a goose, I'm pretty sure it would be a one night stand.

 


That's not how you spell "dresser."
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 7:57:17 PM EDT


Oh snap son!
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 7:58:41 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Dinnertime:
Well what the hell kinda short bus, special needs, nose pickin, booger eatin kinda question is that?!? Pretty god damn obvious numb nuts. Mustaches are synonymous with everything badass. For example, yet not limited too: porn stars with big meat bats, red ferraris, mansions in Hawaii, ocean pacific corduroy nut huggin shorts and your black friend who flys a multicolored Hues 500D, light turbine helicopter that can handle small weapons fire almost as good as a mustache can handle a punch from a tank mechanic at a buffalo wild wings in ocalaca alabama after smelling the wrong fingers. She never said she had a boyfriend!

Mustaches are also self esteem builders, alright. Now every soldier needs to know they are a fuckin badass. Now sometimes I wake up in the morning with a hard rod and a soft mind, which aint good for a soldier right? Then I look in the mirror and see my mustache and think man, I gotta go murder something. See the enemy sees that mustache, they can't not get a boner. Giving the enemy a boner is half the battle, all the blood goes from the head, right down to the John Thomas. They can't think straight then snow rolls up on his dog sled and shoots'em right in there dick.

Hell I could go on an on but this n***er armadillo aint gonna drink itself. And I only got an hour and 40 minutes to invade this russian mail order brides territory, before that dorky ass husband of hers gets back from his fantasy football league. Which just happens to be the exact runnin time of the feature motion picture "Red Dawn" which happens to be one of my favorites. WOLVORINES! Hell yeah.




Yes, that bored.


Too bad you were discriminating against armadillos, instead of drinking Negro Modelo.

Link Posted: 4/29/2011 7:59:00 PM EDT
With great mustache, comes great responsibility.

Link Posted: 4/29/2011 8:05:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 8:09:20 PM EDT
Stache has nothing on a nice set of mutton chops,  Rorkes Drift, Zulu Dawn.... nuff said.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 8:10:17 PM EDT
i love my flavor saver.
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 9:33:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:

This thread is relevant to my interests....


I am not accepting coupons for rides.  Full price only.  

Full price? What do I look like, a goose that lays golden eggs?
 


If you do look like a goose, I might consider a discount!!!  

If I looked like a goose, I'm pretty sure it would be a one night stand.

 


That's not how you spell "dresser."


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