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Posted: 4/26/2011 9:30:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/26/2011 9:33:10 PM EDT
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it gives chuck norris superpowers
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Posted: 4/26/2011 9:33:39 PM EDT
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Sgtar15?
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Posted: 4/26/2011 9:55:56 PM EDT
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According to Mythbusters, a mustache is good for removing the static attraction from a strip of scotch tape you just peeled off the roll.
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Posted: 4/26/2011 9:56:09 PM EDT
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Joshua L. Chamberlain, Medal Of Honor winner at Little Round Top
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Posted: 4/26/2011 10:06:12 PM EDT
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I like to think of it as "My little Three-Wolf-Shirt That Grows Under My Nose".
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Posted: 4/26/2011 10:08:05 PM EDT
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it gives chuck norris superpowers heard too many times in this forum giving bruce lee the actor the heads up over the air force vet and 6 time karate champ norris call it the stache, or what you want, chuck wins |
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Posted: 4/26/2011 10:08:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/27/2011 2:57:49 AM EDT
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1- Helps from fogging up your scope whyle breathing
2- Helps keep your face worm 3- Helps camo your face 4- Helps a bloody nose from dripping and giving away your position 5- Looks cool so the enemy may want to be friends rather than shoot you I could go on and on. By the way,I have that GI joe guy. I recently dug my Joes out of my parents attic and found alot of them had the rubber band inside broke. It bothered me so I unscrewed all the loose and broken guys and replaced the rubber bands and then touched up all their paint. I have around 100 guys and it took me a couple hours. Worth it to know my childhood Joes are safe and ready for action again. |
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Posted: 4/27/2011 2:59:46 AM EDT
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You can tickle information out of the enemy with it.
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Posted: 4/27/2011 3:35:43 AM EDT
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lulz
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Posted: 4/27/2011 3:37:19 AM EDT
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Mustache Rides!
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Posted: 4/27/2011 4:19:54 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/27/2011 4:24:28 AM EDT
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Even a well grown Stash has nothing on a full blown Talistyle Beard.
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Posted: 4/27/2011 4:29:30 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/28/2011 5:22:48 PM EDT
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So any guesses for when we implement a mustache policy for all deployed personnel?
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Posted: 4/28/2011 5:50:41 PM EDT
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"Wolverines! Hell, yeah!"
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Posted: 4/28/2011 5:55:51 PM EDT
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as anyone in the military knows, a sweet mustache automatically gives you the authority, and right, to yell at people without....
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Posted: 4/28/2011 6:12:03 PM EDT
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as anyone in the military knows, a sweet mustache automatically gives you the authority, and right, to yell at people without.... If you go by ar 670-1, there is no sweet moustache. By regs, it must look straight perv. |
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Posted: 4/28/2011 6:14:50 PM EDT
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Any fireman worth his irons sports a 'stache, I'd imagine the same principle of awesome holds true for warfighters.
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Posted: 4/28/2011 6:20:03 PM EDT
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It lets people easily spot a Warrant Officer.
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Posted: 4/28/2011 6:25:26 PM EDT
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Well what the hell kinda short bus, special needs, nose pickin, booger eatin kinda question is that?!? Pretty god damn obvious numb nuts. Mustaches are synonymous with everything badass. For example, yet not limited too: porn stars with big meat bats, red ferraris, mansions in Hawaii, ocean pacific corduroy nut huggin shorts and your black friend who flys a multicolored Hues 500D, light turbine helicopter that can handle small weapons fire almost as good as a mustache can handle a punch from a tank mechanic at a buffalo wild wings in ocalaca alabama after smelling the wrong fingers. She never said she had a boyfriend!
Mustaches are also self esteem builders, alright. Now every soldier needs to know they are a fuckin badass. Now sometimes I wake up in the morning with a hard rod and a soft mind, which aint good for a soldier right? Then I look in the mirror and see my mustache and think man, I gotta go murder something. See the enemy sees that mustache, they can't not get a boner. Giving the enemy a boner is half the battle, all the blood goes from the head, right down to the John Thomas. They can't think straight then snow rolls up on his dog sled and shoots'em right in there dick. Hell I could go on an on but this n***er armadillo aint gonna drink itself. And I only got an hour and 40 minutes to invade this russian mail order brides territory, before that dorky ass husband of hers gets back from his fantasy football league. Which just happens to be the exact runnin time of the feature motion picture "Red Dawn" which happens to be one of my favorites. WOLVORINES! Hell yeah. Yes, that bored. |
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Posted: 4/28/2011 6:33:16 PM EDT
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as anyone in the military knows, a sweet mustache automatically gives you the authority, and right, to yell at people without.... If you go by ar 670-1, there is no sweet moustache. By regs, it must look straight perv. im prior navy bro, we can bitch and argue our way into regs ;) eventually chief will get tired and head to the mess for some coffee |
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Posted: 4/28/2011 7:45:57 PM EDT
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Damn Im failing at the internets tonight
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Posted: 4/28/2011 7:46:53 PM EDT
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Well what the hell kinda short bus, special needs, nose pickin, booger eatin kinda question is that?!? Pretty god damn obvious numb nuts. Mustaches are synonymous with everything badass. For example, yet not limited too: porn stars with big meat bats, red ferraris, mansions in Hawaii, ocean pacific corduroy nut huggin shorts and your black friend who flys a multicolored Hues 500D, light turbine helicopter that can handle small weapons fire almost as good as a mustache can handle a punch from a tank mechanic at a buffalo wild wings in ocalaca alabama after smelling the wrong fingers. She never said she had a boyfriend! Mustaches are also self esteem builders, alright. Now every soldier needs to know they are a fuckin badass. Now sometimes I wake up in the morning with a hard rod and a soft mind, which aint good for a soldier right? Then I look in the mirror and see my mustache and think man, I gotta go murder something. See the enemy sees that mustache, they can't not get a boner. Giving the enemy a boner is half the battle, all the blood goes from the head, right down to the John Thomas. They can't think straight then snow rolls up on his dog sled and shoots'em right in there dick. Hell I could go on an on but this n***er armadillo aint gonna drink itself. And I only got an hour and 40 minutes to invade this russian mail order brides territory, before that dorky ass husband of hers gets back from his fantasy football league. Which just happens to be the exact runnin time of the feature motion picture "Red Dawn" which happens to be one of my favorites. WOLVORINES! Hell yeah. Yes, that bored.  That was beautiful, man.
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Posted: 4/28/2011 7:49:02 PM EDT
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They ARE badass:
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Posted: 4/28/2011 8:29:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/28/2011 8:35:18 PM EDT
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Sam Elliot.
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Posted: 4/28/2011 8:59:12 PM EDT
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Sorry I'm late to the thread - just got off the loader. Had to pile up all the wolves that showed up to worship before my cookie duster.
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Posted: 4/28/2011 9:02:48 PM EDT
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During the Vietnam War, many of the USAF F-105 Thunderchief pilots who flew strikes against North Vietnam grew long, handlebar mustaches.
Their 'staches were completely in violation of grooming and appearance regulations, but the commanders looked the other way. |
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Posted: 4/28/2011 9:07:36 PM EDT
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The enemy see's the mustache, they can't not get a boner, giving the enemy a boner is half the battle.
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Posted: 4/29/2011 7:27:27 PM EDT
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This thread is relevant to my interests.... |
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Posted: 4/29/2011 7:31:14 PM EDT
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This thread is relevant to my interests.... I am not accepting coupons for rides. Full price only. 
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Posted: 4/29/2011 7:32:16 PM EDT
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It is a wolf stare multiplier.
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Posted: 4/29/2011 7:40:19 PM EDT
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It allows one to call upon the power of Falcore in a combat situation.
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Posted: 4/29/2011 7:40:29 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: This thread is relevant to my interests.... I am not accepting coupons for rides. Full price only. Full price? What do I look like, a goose that lays golden eggs? |
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Posted: 4/29/2011 7:41:29 PM EDT
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This thread is relevant to my interests.... I am not accepting coupons for rides. Full price only. Full price? What do I look like, a goose that lays golden eggs? If you do look like a goose, I might consider a discount!!! 
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Posted: 4/29/2011 7:43:39 PM EDT
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This thread is relevant to my interests.... I am not accepting coupons for rides. Full price only. Full price? What do I look like, a goose that lays golden eggs? If you do look like a goose, I might consider a discount!!!
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Posted: 4/29/2011 7:49:30 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: This thread is relevant to my interests.... I am not accepting coupons for rides. Full price only. Full price? What do I look like, a goose that lays golden eggs? If you do look like a goose, I might consider a discount!!! If I looked like a goose, I'm pretty sure it would be a one night stand.  |
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Posted: 4/29/2011 7:52:22 PM EDT
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This thread is relevant to my interests.... I am not accepting coupons for rides. Full price only. Full price? What do I look like, a goose that lays golden eggs? If you do look like a goose, I might consider a discount!!! If I looked like a goose, I'm pretty sure it would be a one night stand.
That's not how you spell "dresser." |
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Posted: 4/29/2011 7:57:17 PM EDT
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Oh snap son! |
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Posted: 4/29/2011 7:58:41 PM EDT
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Well what the hell kinda short bus, special needs, nose pickin, booger eatin kinda question is that?!? Pretty god damn obvious numb nuts. Mustaches are synonymous with everything badass. For example, yet not limited too: porn stars with big meat bats, red ferraris, mansions in Hawaii, ocean pacific corduroy nut huggin shorts and your black friend who flys a multicolored Hues 500D, light turbine helicopter that can handle small weapons fire almost as good as a mustache can handle a punch from a tank mechanic at a buffalo wild wings in ocalaca alabama after smelling the wrong fingers. She never said she had a boyfriend! Mustaches are also self esteem builders, alright. Now every soldier needs to know they are a fuckin badass. Now sometimes I wake up in the morning with a hard rod and a soft mind, which aint good for a soldier right? Then I look in the mirror and see my mustache and think man, I gotta go murder something. See the enemy sees that mustache, they can't not get a boner. Giving the enemy a boner is half the battle, all the blood goes from the head, right down to the John Thomas. They can't think straight then snow rolls up on his dog sled and shoots'em right in there dick. Hell I could go on an on but this n***er armadillo aint gonna drink itself. And I only got an hour and 40 minutes to invade this russian mail order brides territory, before that dorky ass husband of hers gets back from his fantasy football league. Which just happens to be the exact runnin time of the feature motion picture "Red Dawn" which happens to be one of my favorites. WOLVORINES! Hell yeah. Yes, that bored. Too bad you were discriminating against armadillos, instead of drinking Negro Modelo.
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Posted: 4/29/2011 7:59:00 PM EDT
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With great mustache, comes great responsibility.
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Posted: 4/29/2011 8:05:16 PM EDT
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oh mah gawd
I passed this up three times already today this was worth the click |
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Posted: 4/29/2011 8:09:20 PM EDT
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Stache has nothing on a nice set of mutton chops, Rorkes Drift, Zulu Dawn.... nuff said.
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Posted: 4/29/2011 8:10:17 PM EDT
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i love my flavor saver.
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Posted: 5/2/2011 9:33:49 AM EDT
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This thread is relevant to my interests.... I am not accepting coupons for rides. Full price only. Full price? What do I look like, a goose that lays golden eggs? If you do look like a goose, I might consider a discount!!! If I looked like a goose, I'm pretty sure it would be a one night stand.
That's not how you spell "dresser."
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