Posted: 2/16/2007 9:00:58 AM EDT
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*60 above zero:* Arizonians turn on the heat. People in Iowa plant gardens. *50 above zero:* Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Cedar Rapids sunbathe. *40 above zero:* Italian & English cars won't start. People in Iowa drive with the windows down. *32 above zero:* Distilled water freezes. The water in Des Moines gets thicker. *20 above zero:* Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Iowa throw on a flannel shirt. *15 above zero:* New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Iowa have the last cookout before it gets cold. *0:* People in Miami all die. Iowans close the windows. *10 below zero:* Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Iowa get out their winter coats. *25 below zero:* Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Iowa are selling cookies door to door. *40 below zero:* Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Iowa let the dogs sleep indoors. *100 below zero:* Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Iowans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van. *460 below zero:* ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.) People in Iowa start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?" *500 below zero:* Hell freezes over. Iowa public schools will open 2 hours late. |
It is supposed to be in the 20's tomorrow, otherwise the high's for the past week have been in the single digits with below teens @ night.
