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Posted: 12/21/2003 9:59:21 AM EDT

This is the newest crop of brave recruits serving to protect the homeland front while our courageous troops are deployed overseas.

The Army is limited to only homeland defense with these units due to their severe allergic responses associated with temperatures above 32 degrees Fahrenheit.

The DoD has scrambled to get manufacturers for the lastest GI issue item, his sunglasses. Without them our brave recruit would be blinded now. It's all about making a better soldier.

This soldier showed up early this morning, said he was stationed here for the winter. He seemed to know his weapon and duty very well.

Join me in a salute for Homeland Security Snowmen!

Posted: 12/21/2003 10:16:52 AM EDT

[#1]

[USA]

Posted: 12/21/2003 10:20:34 AM EDT

[#2]

Good job Dale! [lol]

Posted: 12/21/2003 10:23:26 AM EDT

[#3]

What are you talking about?

I did nothing [;)]

[size=1]I had to take a lot off of his midsection to get that LBE belt even close to clasping. Notice the Glock tucked in the Grenade pouch[/size=1]

The pic looks terrible after I editted it, I really need to get better at resizing.

Posted: 12/21/2003 10:25:46 AM EDT

[#4]

cool Pic!

Danny

Posted: 12/21/2003 10:38:17 AM EDT

[#5]

marpat?

Posted: 12/21/2003 10:45:11 AM EDT

[#6]

GREAT job, I hope you don't mind BUT I have to have that picture as my background.

Posted: 12/21/2003 10:54:32 AM EDT

[#7]

You boys need some girlfriends to soak up some of your time! Very cool though, I like it as your avatar.

Posted: 12/21/2003 11:00:15 AM EDT

[#8]

I wanna see... I wanna see!!!

can someone pls host this pic using a server other then AR15.com ... its blocked at my job and all I see is a [red]X[/red]..

THANKS..

cant see what it is yet.. but its right at the time the alert level changed so I feel safer ... < what ever the pic happens to be [:D] >

Posted: 12/21/2003 11:03:14 AM EDT

[#9]

Give me an email address and I'll send you the non-butchered version and you can size it for your desktop.

Nevermind I'm an idiot, gotta love AR15.com feature buttons....

Email enroute

Wait..... No I will need your addy, I can't attach stuff using the AR15.com generated Email.

Sorry

Just IM or email me your address and I'll send the full one.

Posted: 12/21/2003 11:14:58 AM EDT

[#10]

[ROFL2]

Posted: 12/21/2003 11:22:25 AM EDT

[#11]

[img]http://www.alloftheabove.net/images/CAHR/snow_art/snowmen-6.gif[/img]

I feel so much like Calvin right now. [:)]

Posted: 12/21/2003 1:07:21 PM EDT

[#12]

Alright, he is a lefty. Hmm, but the pistol is faced the wrong way. [:)]

Have you produced double sided snowmen yet? That way you can get 360 degrees of coverage.

Posted: 12/21/2003 1:15:10 PM EDT

[#13]

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You boys need some girlfriends to soak up some of your time! Very cool though, I like it as your avatar.

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Nah stick to snowmen, they never bitch that you have to clean the toilet before they will come over

Posted: 12/21/2003 1:16:04 PM EDT

[#14]

Hey, is that [b]my[/b] AR????

Posted: 12/21/2003 1:24:57 PM EDT

[#15]

But what round would you use to defeat marauding snowmen? Obviously if we are using snowmen, then our enemies might choose to use them as well, and we need to know what caliber would be most effective against hostile frozen water!

Posted: 12/21/2003 1:28:01 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Alright, he is a lefty. Hmm, but the pistol is faced the wrong way. [:)]

Have you produced double sided snowmen yet? That way you can get 360 degrees of coverage.

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What do you mean he's left handed?

That would be a normal cross draw for a righty.

That's what you get for criticizing an operator of his level.

I see now, I feel like an idiot......

The rifle is backwards [:P]
[:D]

Posted: 12/21/2003 1:30:10 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
But what round would you use to defeat marauding snowmen? Obviously if we are using snowmen, then our enemies might choose to use them as well, and we need to know what caliber would be most effective against hostile frozen water!

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I know for a fact birdshot is great up close, but anything just pokes holes about the size of the caliber in them.

So you want something with a high capacity and a nice big caliber.

Posted: 12/21/2003 1:44:46 PM EDT

[#18]

I feel the need to run outside and make a snowman now.

However, If I hung my rifle on it, I would have the SWAT team in my backyard in no time.

Think they would bring flame throwers?

Posted: 12/21/2003 1:59:21 PM EDT

[#19]

I'm sorry, but..., the smile shows a total lack of military bearing. His training must have sucked.

He looks like he's trying to eye screw us.[:(!]

Posted: 12/21/2003 2:05:25 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
I'm sorry, but..., the smile shows a total lack of military bearing. His training must have sucked.

He looks like he's trying to eye screw us.[:(!]

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I got an eye on him [;)]

And a propane torch on the computer stand.

Posted: 12/21/2003 3:02:41 PM EDT

[#21]

awesome [rofl2]

Posted: 12/21/2003 3:17:04 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
But what round would you use to defeat marauding snowmen? Obviously if we are using snowmen, then our enemies might choose to use them as well, and we need to know what caliber would be most effective against hostile frozen water!

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The same caliber that was used in the gun from HEAT.

CW

Posted: 12/21/2003 3:19:58 PM EDT

[#23]

Make an enemy snowman and fill him up with Ketchup. Blast away.

Posted: 12/21/2003 3:37:27 PM EDT

[#24]

I think some tannerite is in order here.

Posted: 12/21/2003 3:48:34 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
But what round would you use to defeat marauding snowmen? Obviously if we are using snowmen, then our enemies might choose to use them as well, and we need to know what caliber would be most effective against hostile frozen water!

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Mr. President.....we cannot allow a snow man gap.

Posted: 12/21/2003 3:53:31 PM EDT

[#26]

not bad EE.. not bad

how's the G17 treatin you?

Posted: 12/22/2003 9:28:00 AM EDT

[#27]

The G17 is awesome.

I'm getting much better with it and I love the capacity.

Great pistol IMO.

Only problem is Wally world can't keep Value packs in stock [;)]

Posted: 12/22/2003 2:04:35 PM EDT

[#28]

Good job Dale!

I would say he, like all Homeland Defense Snowmen, is ambidextrous.

Posted: 12/22/2003 2:38:25 PM EDT

[#29]

[LOL]

That is, by far, the coolest snowman I have ever seen.

Posted: 12/22/2003 2:47:33 PM EDT

[#30]

[img]http://pic2.picturetrail.com/VOL33/1216349/2303971/40559342.jpg[/img]

Posted: 12/22/2003 2:51:10 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
[LOL]

That is, by far, the coolest snowman I have ever seen.

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Yeah, and I only had to rub his back for 20 minutes to get him to let me take the pictures.

Posted: 12/22/2003 2:51:52 PM EDT

[#32]

Very cool snowman! I would love just one snow per year here big enough to even make a snowmay. Most all we ever get is sleet and freezing rain. Can't drive on it and it tears down trees.

Posted: 12/22/2003 10:36:14 PM EDT

[#33]

ROFLMAO that's awesome

Posted: 12/22/2003 11:03:53 PM EDT

[#34]

I don't know. When the heat is on, will he stand and fight, or will he run ( or drip ) away?

Posted: 12/22/2003 11:52:12 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Only problem is Wally world can't keep Value packs in stock [;)]

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Just made a .45 trip yesterday [:D]

Posted: 12/23/2003 7:39:10 AM EDT

[#36]

I went for 9mm last night.....

Nothing [:(]

Posted: 12/23/2003 8:03:02 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
But what round would you use to defeat marauding snowmen? Obviously if we are using snowmen, then our enemies might choose to use them as well, and we need to know what caliber would be most effective against hostile frozen water!

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12 Ga. Dragon's Breath Shotgun Shells!

Those could do wonders blasting some Homeland Defense Snowmen in the face!

Posted: 12/23/2003 8:49:01 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
But what round would you use to defeat marauding snowmen? Obviously if we are using snowmen, then our enemies might choose to use them as well, and we need to know what caliber would be most effective against hostile frozen water!

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12 Ga. Dragon's Breath Shotgun Shells!

Those could do wonders blasting some Homeland Defense Snowmen in the face!

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You are a genius!

Posted: 12/23/2003 8:57:30 AM EDT

[#39]

[img]http://www.fantasysports.nu/baseball/owners/misers/heatmiser.gif[/img]

Charlie's inside the wire!!!

Posted: 12/23/2003 9:04:17 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
But what round would you use to defeat marauding snowmen? Obviously if we are using snowmen, then our enemies might choose to use them as well, and we need to know what caliber would be most effective against hostile frozen water!

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FLAMETHROWER!!

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