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Posted: 9/12/2002 4:11:52 AM EST
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a county road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't -- the cow was killed. Hillary told the driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What happened?" asked Hillary. "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and their beautiful daughter kissed me. "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied: "I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow." .
Link Posted: 9/12/2002 4:14:52 AM EST
Dude, that joke is so old, I've first heard it back when Adolf was still a wee lad in the Hitler Youth ;)
Link Posted: 9/12/2002 5:14:25 AM EST
Every morning, Bill Clinton would take a jog near his home in NY State. And on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. Apprehensive, he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly about to follow. "Fifty dollars! " she would shout from the curb. "No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton. This ritual between the ex-prez and the hooker continued for several days. He'd run by. She'd holler, "Fifty dollars" He'd yell back, "Five dollars! " One day, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the now infamous street corner, Bill suddenly realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer for all to hear (including Hillary) and he would have to come up with a very good explanation for his wife, the junior Senator. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past her, Bill became overcome with anxiety on how to handle the situation. Sure enough there she was...standing where she always did. Bill tried to evade the streetwalker's eyes as she looked up at the jogging executives. Then from the sidewalk, she yelled to Bill: "See what you get for five bucks?"
Link Posted: 9/12/2002 5:49:39 AM EST
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