Are these still a thing? Childish?
My wife left one on my neck last night that had her fearful that I was going to throw a clot and stroke out
. Now today everyone is staring at this monster black spot on my neck like I'm disfigured. We almost always leave little hickeys on each other, but this thing is a monstrosity. One of her coworkers recently made the comment to her, "I'm so jealous of you; you got a new car, your husband always brings you stuff, and you obviously have awesome sex since you always have a hickey".
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