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Posted: 7/28/2006 3:21:07 PM EDT

Is this you

Subject: FW: Purina Diet- Here's your sign.....

I have a Miniature Doberman and I was buying a large bag of Purina at
Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I Had a dog ?

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital lasttime but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in
both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that
the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets
and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now enthralled with my story, parti cularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no; I'd been
sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought the guy was going to need help as he staggered to the
door laughing so hard he couldn't breathe.

Well??

Posted: 7/28/2006 3:22:20 PM EDT

[#1]

this is gonna be good...

Posted: 7/28/2006 3:22:30 PM EDT

[#2]

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=486342

Posted: 7/28/2006 3:50:47 PM EDT

[#3]

Awww damn it.

It had me laughing so hard I had to share it. Shoulda' known somebody would beat me to it.

And yes, pic was the one person I pictured this happening to.

Posted: 7/29/2006 10:16:24 AM EDT

[#4]

Not guilty, Bob.

But this IS my MO.

I LIKE it!

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