[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Help! Under attack! (ZOMBIES) (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 9/8/2007 1:26:27 AM EDT
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I need your help zombie warriors! Im under attack from multiple zombies. Im at home and im not sure how many are out side but it sounds like a bunch. I can hear them groaning and screaming BRAAAAINS and they are trying to tear through the walls! It sounds like they're focused on my front door area, how ever I have it well barricaded so I dont think they'll break through. I have lost my abilty to call for help because some how they broke the phone lines, all I have left is arfcom. Im alone Hurry! I dont have much time! Here is a list of my supplies: 1. Ar15 with 5/20 round mags and 80 rounds of fmj ammo. 2. 1911 with 2/8 round mags and 10 rounds of ammo. 3. 12 ga. pump, 20 rounds 00buck, 13 rounds bird shot, and 1 slug. 4. 16.5 ft of heavy duty rope. 5. Duct tape. 6. One bottle of stout wiskey. 7. News paper. 8. Chain saw (no fuel) 9. Matches. 10. One base ball bat. ETA: HURRY! AND WHAT DO I DO? |
Basement and ground level only. Just capped one more more trying the kitchen window used 1 birdshot round point blank again. These things are not going away. ETA: I may have more trouble, bad cut on my shooting hand on the last zombie... bleeding bad and have poor medical skills. |
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Quoted: Allright, is there access to the attic? If so how many cases of ammo you got in there? [/quote Yes, yes i think i can get to the attic. I have 80 rounds of ammo for the ar15 and 5/20 round mags, running low on shotgun ammo. 3 rounds 45 left. read the list for more supply info....gotta run, one trying the bathroom window. |
You said you only had 3 Birdshot & you shot those earlier, i think your making this up, its not really happening at all is it, come on TELL THE TRUTH!!!  Anyway if you had purchased that fine piece of work by Max Brooks you would know just what to do, order it now & see how good at Zombie dodging the Mail man is. |
that was a mistake i meant 13. was tryin to hurry |
I call BS!  We all know that birdshot ain't no good for home defense. |
i agree it sucks, but its working at point blank. |
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Got any of these? --ice pick --large screwdrivers --knife sharpening rods (the ones that look like a dagger) --very large wood screws or concrete screws --small diameter metal pipes You can make a good stabbing weapon out of any of those, real fast. You can turn it into a good spear with the rope or duct tape, too. Broomstick, baseball bat, hockey stick, whatever works. DO NOT USE ANY KIND OF FIRE WEAPON. It'll get out of control, guaranteed, and the house will burn down around you. Get yourself a long, sharp stabbing object and start thinning them out by the front door. See if you can lure them up there and stab through the barricade from far back enough that they can't reach through and grab you. Save the guns for when they start breaking through. |
i'll look when i get a chance. ETA: found a large hunting knife in the attic. |
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Do like the NOLA people did... get in your attic. If you're smart enough to realize that there's only a piece of wood between you and the outside you can probably cut a hole or kick a board open enough to crawl through to get onto the roof. Zombies can't climb. If you live in a 2-story home destroy your stairs and stay on the second floor. |
basement and ground level only. |
bagged 3 more of those bastards trying to come in the kitchen window. Used the bat on the first one that almost made it inside the home (fort). The bat worked well, took it head clean oof with two swings. Used the remaining birdshot rounds on the other two. Barricated the window with a tv set and some rope and wood screws. ETA: located a half bottle of some very old flax seed oil in the kitchen. How much do i mix with the gas? |
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For starters this is ARFCOM everyone knows that every single Arfcommer in the whole world has thousands of rounds of ammo stashed away just in case of zombie invasion (hense the term zombie ammo). Since you have been around here for a year and did not do your forum duty and set aside a couple of thousand rounds well guess what you are hosed. Here is what you do: lasso a zombie that is facing away from your front door and run the rope thru the door so said zombie is forced up against the door. Tie the rope around a sturdy object so said zombie cannot pull away, this will block the door keeping other zombies from using that door. Start taking down the doors to the inside rooms (you do have solid core doors throughout your house correct? If not you failed your Arfcom duty yet again) nail those over the windows keeping zombies out. Sit back, drink the wiskey and have the wifey keep watch while you take a "power nap" that just happens to last 8 hours. Dependin on the wife she is to either fend off any further attacks or wake you up just as the zombies break into your house causing you to expend all your remaining ammo. It is now time for H2H and since it is zombies you are talking about H2H is really rough (unless you can give em a full power shot causing their heads to explode whit each hit). Bottom line: your fucked Have a nice day 
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