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Posted: 9/18/2009 9:56:35 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2009 7:45:38 PM EST by PooFire]
...You walk into the bathroom to drop a nice healthy deuce...only to find THIS floating in the shitter:





WHAT THE FUCK! How the hell did it climb all the way up there by itself?? You can see in the first picture the mouse expended his bowels before death.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 9:57:15 AM EST
Nope, never.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 9:58:01 AM EST
Richard Gere is a friend of yours?
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 9:58:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By Harvster:
Richard Gere is a friend of yours?


Link Posted: 9/18/2009 9:58:40 AM EST
kill it with fire.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 9:59:18 AM EST
My cats sometimes bring mice into the house, but I keep the lids on the crappers down so the cats won't drink from them.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:00:17 AM EST
Originally Posted By Harvster:
Richard Gere is a friend of yours?


Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:00:43 AM EST
Originally Posted By California_Kid:
My cats sometimes bring mice into the house, but I keep the lids on the crappers down so the cats won't drink from them.


No cats, only a GSD that stays in the kitchen.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:02:58 AM EST
Possum?
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:04:58 AM EST
Thats just the baby, wait till momma comes for you in your sleep
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:05:11 AM EST
I have heard a story of this happening. But that is fucking weird.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:08:06 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:09:54 AM EST
Originally Posted By Harvster:
Richard Gere is a friend of yours?




Not enough duct tape.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:11:07 AM EST
Originally Posted By Harvster:
Richard Gere is a friend of yours?


Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:12:14 AM EST
Maybe he was doing a couple of laps and over exerted himself.
Did you try CPR?
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:13:30 AM EST
Originally Posted By 82ND-ABN:
Originally Posted By Harvster:
Richard Gere is a friend of yours?


Quick witted. That's was funny.



Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:14:10 AM EST
It might have come down your vent pipe from the roof and then swam up into the bowl. I've heard of it happening with squirrels but that it the first mouse that I've seen. Was it still alive or was it DRT?
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:16:24 AM EST
We recently found a tree frog about 2-1/2" to 3" long plastered to the inside of the toilet bowl in our upstairs bathroom.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:17:10 AM EST
One time I found 4 of those in a waste basket at work. They jumped off a desk to follow the smell of an empty potato chip bag in the waste basket. It was at night, I was alone, I had my snubby .38, and there was a package of CCI .38 shot shells in the display case.............

The next morning the boss came out of his office holding his brown plastic waste basket with a somewhat bulged out perforated area in it, going WTF?


Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:21:07 AM EST
Originally Posted By pale_pony:
It might have come down your vent pipe from the roof and then swam up into the bowl. I've heard of it happening with squirrels but that it the first mouse that I've seen. Was it still alive or was it DRT?


I don't know how long it was in there, but it was dead when I walked in. There are no vent pipes above the shitter. The only way I can think of is if it climbed up the shower curtain and then jumped off.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:33:17 AM EST
Originally Posted By Harvster:
Richard Gere is a friend of yours?


Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:33:56 AM EST
Originally Posted By dhmjr40:
Originally Posted By Harvster:
Richard Gere is a friend of yours?




Someone explain the joke?
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:42:48 AM EST
an elder acquaintance was having trouble with his sink garbage disposal a while back.

asked me to install a new one for him. trap was clogged w/ bottom rusted out. (1/8" x 1" hole)

when I took it apart, there was a live adult rat stuck in the trap.

Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:44:23 AM EST
Originally Posted By PooFire:
Originally Posted By dhmjr40:
Originally Posted By Harvster:
Richard Gere is a friend of yours?




Someone explain the joke?


False rumor about gere. The rumor said that he put a gerbil up his butt for sexual thrills.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:45:34 AM EST
IBTL...poop picture.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:46:48 AM EST
Originally Posted By PooFire:
Originally Posted By dhmjr40:
Originally Posted By Harvster:
Richard Gere is a friend of yours?




Someone explain the joke?


Richard gear had to have a hamster removed from his ass,apperantly sticking hamsters up your ass is popular in the gay community.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:47:01 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2009 10:50:44 AM EST by Ker-Pow]
Are you SURE that isn't the duece you dropped??????

ETA: Just kidding (of course). However, my grandparents had a house out in the country. They would have mice and scorpions (yes scorpions) climb up through the pipes only to get trapped in the tub, sink or toilet. You looked first before using any of them.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:47:20 AM EST
Originally Posted By Harvster:
Richard Gere is a friend of yours?


Post of the frickin' DAY!!!!

Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:47:45 AM EST
Originally Posted By mjguillory:
an elder acquaintance was having trouble with his sink garbage disposal a while back.

asked me to install a new one for him. trap was clogged w/ bottom rusted out. (1/8" x 1" hole)

when I took it apart, there was a live adult rat stuck in the trap.



I can see that happening because the rodent would have a nice flat surface to walk on.

But how can they climb up a slick porcelain bowl that curves outwards? MIND BOGGLING!
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:47:59 AM EST
That would have literally scared my girlfriend to death.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:48:19 AM EST
Originally Posted By bluetick357:
Originally Posted By PooFire:
Originally Posted By dhmjr40:
Originally Posted By Harvster:
Richard Gere is a friend of yours?




Someone explain the joke?


Richard gear had to have a hamster removed from his ass,apperantly sticking hamsters up your ass is popular in the gay community.


Ooooohhh, ok.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:50:14 AM EST
Shore its not a gerbil

Hey WTF if going on.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:50:34 AM EST
Originally Posted By PooFire:
Originally Posted By bluetick357:
Originally Posted By PooFire:
Originally Posted By dhmjr40:
Originally Posted By Harvster:
Richard Gere is a friend of yours?




Someone explain the joke?


Richard gear had to have a hamster removed from his ass,apperantly sticking hamsters up your ass is popular in the gay community.


Ooooohhh, ok. [/quote
My thoughts exactly
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:52:17 AM EST
Originally Posted By Harvster:
Richard Gere is a friend of yours?


And that's being charitable. The OP alleges the mouse was found prior...

Link Posted: 9/18/2009 10:59:47 AM EST
Nope , so how did you potty train it?
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 11:02:30 AM EST
Originally Posted By Hawk_308:
Nope , so how did you potty train it?


I hit the flush handle.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 11:02:40 AM EST
it fell in. ive delt with rodent infested sewers as a plumber, gotta b a good sized RAT 2 navagate the bend thru the toilet. could be a fluke tho, neverthe less enjoy your new friends! andthat gere- gerbil thing is REAL old, and was said 2 b TRUE! yuck.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 11:05:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By PooFire:
Originally Posted By Hawk_308:
Nope , so how did you potty train it?


I hit the flush handle.
IBTBFTP

(In Before The Bill From the Plumber.)

Link Posted: 9/18/2009 11:08:55 AM EST
The closest thing I've seen was a gold fish at a friends house.

His 3 year old wad putting them in the bowl and flushing to watch them swim in circles.

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Link Posted: 9/18/2009 11:10:56 AM EST
Change user name from poofire to PooRodent
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 11:17:32 AM EST
My friend and I once stopped at another friend's remote ranch house on a cross country trip to rest for the night..

She goes into the toilet and comes out gagging - I go in there and there is this huge decomposing rat in the toilet with what looked like cauliflower growing out its ear... yeeech, sob would not flush down and that just made it stink worse.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 11:20:41 AM EST
might wanna call the plumber and get a colonoscopy to be safe
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 11:21:53 AM EST
Originally Posted By klutz347:
The closest thing I've seen was a gold fish at a friends house.

His 3 year old wad putting them in the bowl and flushing to watch them swim in circles.

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That's awesome!
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 11:56:07 AM EST
A few months ago, my dad went to my grandmothers to fix a "clogged" toilet. He first tryed to snake it out, when that didn't work he was forced to remove the toilet. After he set the toilet down, he turned to find a 6' black snake coming from the flange. He is scared shit-less of snakes, so receiving his phone call immediatly afterwards was quite amuzing for me. Funny thing is, less than a week later same thing happened to my uncle. They found that an unfinished vent was open in the basement, allowing them to come in the plumbing system. No pics, but I would loved to have seen the old mans face when that snake came out.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 11:59:20 AM EST
just flush it and carry on
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:47:27 PM EST
He could have been running around in the bathroom and jumped into the bowl
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:50:55 PM EST
If my wife saw that,I would be installing a new toilet this weekend,and setting a million mousetraps!
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:51:44 PM EST
Lemmi-Winks!.... made it out
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:53:51 PM EST
Yep, only it was alot bigger.

In a 3rd world country which shall remain nameless.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 3:20:02 PM EST
No, but I've found several centipeeds in the sink at my house.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 7:45:20 PM EST
Originally Posted By thorshammerblow:
He could have been running around in the bathroom and jumped into the bowl


But the question remains....HOW?

There's NO WAY a mouse like that can scale a toilet which curves outwards. I don't think they can climb walls. Here's a crude MS Paint diagram of my bathroom illustrating the lack of counterspace or other objects from which to jump into the toilet. I used the trackpad on my laptop to make this so it's a little shitty (no pun intended).

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