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Posted: 10/6/2004 10:49:20 AM EDT
[#1]
Dunno bout the religious threads, but the PP fixation has apparently moved over to Cincinnatus' thread.
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=281182 |
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Posted: 10/6/2004 10:51:42 AM EDT
[#2]
I just want to say that I'm Catholic.
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Posted: 10/6/2004 10:53:59 AM EDT
[#3]
I'm just sayin Hey from a fellow KS memberhug.gif |
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Posted: 10/6/2004 11:02:31 AM EDT
[#4]
Then you know what I am talking about. |
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Posted: 10/6/2004 11:04:16 AM EDT
[#5]
asdfjklhsakj ksdjkh]
safgojksaiojlk jal oh sorry, you know how it is.. (born and raised catholic) |
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Posted: 10/6/2004 11:04:28 AM EDT
[#6]
I could make a comment about the appropriateness (or lack thereof) of this thread, but I will refrain.....
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Posted: 10/6/2004 11:05:15 AM EDT
[#7]
How would I know? My huge penis and balls block the screen. Sgatr15 |
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Posted: 10/6/2004 11:06:01 AM EDT
[#8]
Baptist right? Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/6/2004 11:06:15 AM EDT
[#9]
I have always considered you to be an honorary Catholic. |
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Posted: 10/6/2004 11:20:27 AM EDT
[#10]
It's a burden, but we make do.
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Posted: 10/6/2004 11:21:16 AM EDT
[#11]
I was Catholic. FWIW
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Posted: 10/6/2004 11:22:41 AM EDT
[#12]
You guys are mistaking the huge amount of guilt that the papal powers at be instills in Catholics to control you with the size of your penises.
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Posted: 10/6/2004 11:25:41 AM EDT
[#13]
I am CATHOLIC. 5X larger Really? I guess I should be proud of BOTH of my inches? |
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Posted: 10/6/2004 11:25:55 AM EDT
[#14]
So now I'm curious - did you find that your penis began to shrink after turning away from the light - or do you maintain residual benefits of a Catholic baptism? 
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Posted: 10/6/2004 11:26:35 AM EDT
[#15]
I must confess, I tend to knock objects and knick knacks from the shelves/dressers when I wield my man root in the bedroom. Those poor Catholic girls were never the same again. Strangely I always got dirty looks from the good little Chatolic boys in HS, apparenlty they didn't do so better with their fellow church goers. Protestants rock.
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Posted: 10/6/2004 11:27:22 AM EDT
[#16]
I reiterate...
From Wedge1082's sigline: plkhlyuhgudryszwsrtgfhyjikni67e4esrfvyujinjnul,u76e43e676yvuj The path this traces on a keyboard:  Draw your own conclusions. |
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Posted: 10/6/2004 11:29:09 AM EDT
[#17]
Most likely they felt sorry for you. If a Catholic was to wield the man root around in a room it might just knock a wall down. |
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Posted: 10/6/2004 11:30:35 AM EDT
[#18]
Those numbers are from the keypad on the right. Not to mention there is a delete button in between the numbers and the letters. |
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Posted: 10/6/2004 11:34:11 AM EDT
[#19]
John Kerry is a devout Catholic.
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Posted: 10/6/2004 11:39:06 AM EDT
[#20]
 that oughta kill this thread quickly
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Posted: 10/6/2004 11:39:22 AM EDT
[#21]
John Kerry is about as Catholic as I am Hindu. The same with Ted Kennedy. Massachusetts politicians love to play act for votes. |
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Posted: 10/6/2004 11:47:27 AM EDT
[#22]
/.,n/aeswuipgprapwi9ugbfv poasiutfda-9[\\ aisyhg9 |
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Posted: 10/6/2004 11:52:28 AM EDT
[#23]
Should have seen what happened when I really hit puberty.
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Posted: 10/6/2004 11:56:54 AM EDT
[#24]
WTF? 
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Posted: 10/6/2004 12:00:48 PM EDT
[#25]
There have been a few religious threads lately...but I can't wait to see this place after the election when there are no more "Bush vs. Kerry" threads. This place will slow way down.
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Posted: 10/6/2004 12:03:17 PM EDT
[#26]
I have notived that vaguely titled thread topics don't get nearly as many replies as those THAT DESCRIBE THE CONTENTS.
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Posted: 10/6/2004 12:04:00 PM EDT
[#27]
I have noticed you are an ass. |
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Posted: 10/6/2004 12:05:02 PM EDT
[#28]
Nope. If the number pad was a factor, then there would be carriage returns in there. And you never hit the backslash key, even though it's essentially between the "delete" and "backspace" keys. A true "stroke" across the keys would look like this: 36252111 <----------note the carriage return \[';poikiuytgfrfdeesz "So, you have accepted the truth." |
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Posted: 10/6/2004 12:06:02 PM EDT
[#29]
So it bounced around a little and missed some keys. eta - Must you see the video in order to believe it. |
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Posted: 10/6/2004 12:08:14 PM EDT
[#30]
I'd think my dick was HUGE too, IF all I had to measure it by was little altar boys!
Now, how do you like them apples? Eric The(Who'sYourPapa?)Hun  |
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Posted: 10/6/2004 12:08:21 PM EDT
[#31]
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Posted: 10/6/2004 12:15:51 PM EDT
[#32]
Does Mrs. Wedge know about this? ("this" = Wedge1082 dragging his bishop across the keyboard + videotaping it) No - I don't want to know if she knows. |
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Posted: 10/6/2004 12:19:45 PM EDT
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Sorry. Did you say something? I couldn't hear you. I just knocked over a whole drum kit with my genitals. ETA - Because I have a big penis and huge balls. ETA - Because I'm Catholic. |
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Posted: 10/6/2004 12:26:36 PM EDT
[#34]
Catholics have a PP fixation making them ripe to become a priest, right and then they can have their man boy love thing.
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Posted: 10/6/2004 12:40:51 PM EDT
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So, if I convert to Catholicism my jimmy size will increase five times?
Would that be micro evolution or macro evolution? 
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Posted: 10/6/2004 12:44:14 PM EDT
[#36]
This thread is going downhill fast...
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Posted: 10/6/2004 12:54:25 PM EDT
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O, beware, my lord, of jealousy! It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock The meat it feeds on. "Othello", Act 3 scene 3 Think about it. 
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Posted: 10/6/2004 1:01:07 PM EDT
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Macro of course. It's micro when you convert from Catholicism to one of those faiths where they think God talks like Shakespeare.
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Posted: 10/6/2004 1:09:16 PM EDT
[#39]
It's true. I had to convert to Hinduism just so I could buy normal pants and get them zipped up!
 I convert back whenever the GF comes over though.....
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Posted: 10/6/2004 1:10:37 PM EDT
[#40]
I just heard about this... Actually, he's not brought it into the race at all, AFAIK. You decide: Kerry's Catholicism |
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Posted: 10/6/2004 1:17:41 PM EDT
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