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Posted: 10/20/2016 10:41:06 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/20/2016 10:54:53 AM EDT
[#1]
Make a giant hollow dick out of papier mache, climb inside and cut two eye holes, and your problem will be solved.

Be sure to paint it appropriately.
Link Posted: 10/20/2016 10:56:44 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/20/2016 10:59:25 AM EDT
[#3]
just get a hillary clinton mask and an orange jumpsuit
Link Posted: 10/20/2016 11:49:33 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/20/2016 11:58:35 AM EDT
[#5]
Go as "pornstache"

Link Posted: 10/20/2016 12:01:51 PM EDT
[#6]
Go to the fabric store and get something similar to cheesecloth, wrap yourself up in it, make a head wrap out of it and put some blood on it, then tie a piece of clothesline to yourself to drag behind you as you walk.

Bam, you're a used tampon.
Link Posted: 10/20/2016 2:04:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/20/2016 3:39:24 PM EDT
[#8]

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just get a hillary clinton mask and an orange jumpsuit
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That's what I'm doing





Funny thing is, there's about 20 different venders of Trump masks on Amazon, but only 2 for Killary.



 
Link Posted: 10/20/2016 3:42:24 PM EDT
[#9]
My 1 year old is dressing up as curious George and my wife as the man in the yellow hat.

If I decide to go along I'll buy a dozen balloons and attach them to me to accompany my boy.
Link Posted: 10/20/2016 3:50:11 PM EDT
[#10]
Long black beard, flowing robe, head towel, scimitar . . . Hasen Bin Sober
Link Posted: 10/20/2016 3:51:59 PM EDT
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My 1 year old is dressing up as curious George and my wife as the man in the yellow hat.

If I decide to go along I'll buy a dozen balloons and attach them to me to accompany my boy.
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I told my wife if we go to any parties this year, she needs to be Sexy Yellow Hat Lady, and I'll be Sexually Curious George.

For some reason she didn't think it was a good idea.

Edit: I think Bi-Curious George would be even funnier. Just a monkey carrying a little rainbow flag and wearing leather chaps.
Link Posted: 10/20/2016 3:57:37 PM EDT
[#12]
I hope to see a lot of Harambe costumes this year.
Link Posted: 10/20/2016 4:08:56 PM EDT
[#13]
Insensitive costume?


Link Posted: 10/20/2016 4:17:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/20/2016 4:18:52 PM EDT
[#15]
You're out with family.  Best to leave politics out of the equation.  Nobody else out with their families wants to deal with political crap. They just want to have a good time.
Link Posted: 10/20/2016 4:24:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/20/2016 4:38:58 PM EDT
[#17]
Go political with the zombie costume, carry a voter registration form, wear an "I voted today" sticker, and wear a Hillary Clinton button.
Link Posted: 10/20/2016 4:50:08 PM EDT
[#18]
I dressed in full WWII German officers attire with a BHO mask and walked around outside of Louisville in 2009.

Amazingly enough, I got a lot of funny looks but nobody bit.

Guess that was before the rampant feels took over.
Link Posted: 10/20/2016 5:01:50 PM EDT
[#19]
Just get a gorilla costume and throw some blood on it and go as harambe.
Link Posted: 10/20/2016 5:12:55 PM EDT
[#20]
Wear a dishdasha and sandals.  Wear a big fake beard, and  turban.  Throw on a bdu field jacket, and drape yourself with fake seaweed.
Link Posted: 10/20/2016 5:50:32 PM EDT
[#21]
I used to threaten the ex with two possible costumes.  One was to wear nothing but a pair of roller skates (Pull Toy).  The other was to cut a hole in a potato, get naked, then put my penis through the hole in the potato (Dictator).

Best of luck with whatever you decide to dress up as.
Link Posted: 10/20/2016 5:55:32 PM EDT
[#22]
Rick Grimes



Mad Max




Sexy pirate
Link Posted: 10/20/2016 6:10:10 PM EDT
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The kids (8, 9) want us to dress up with them for their Halloween parties and trick-or-treating this year.  My son decided on a ghost face costume from Scream (complete with bleeding mask - it has a bladder) while my daughter and wife are going as versions of the zombie prom queen.

All the costume store choices for guys are gay or stupid or both.  

Would it be gay or stupid or both to throw on some gear to look like a PMC, do my face up in zombie mode, and then put "Benghazi Survivor" with the word survivor circled and crossed out?    How about in bad taste?

Part of me thinks it is dumb, but part of me would love to trigger some SJW types in the ritzy neighborhoods nearby.

If I do it, any odds on how long before the police roll in to respond to "man with a gun"?  
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Sounds good.


Link Posted: 10/20/2016 6:16:01 PM EDT
[#24]
When in doubt; Fat Elvis.
Link Posted: 10/20/2016 9:30:24 PM EDT
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Go to the fabric store and get something similar to cheesecloth, wrap yourself up in it, make a head wrap out of it and put some blood on it, then tie a piece of clothesline to yourself to drag behind you as you walk.

Bam, you're a used tampon.
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Carry a guitar with you and you can say that you're a wandering menstrual.
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