Next time the bunny huggers stage a protest or pass out their shit, do the following.
1) Immediatley head to KFC and buy 5 of the biggest buckets of fried chicken you can. Also, buy one of the super soaker water guns, a couple gallons of water, and some red food coloring.
2) Set up a table and chair within 20 feet of the freaks. Put a sign on your table that says "Free chicken if you can spray the wienies with cow blood".
3) Mix the water and food coloring and load up the super soaker.
4) Have a couple buddies come by and try to soak em. I'll bet that they passout.
5) Eat your chicken, but save the bones.
6) Later, after you have collected enough bones, either throw them the freaks or chase em around campus with the bones in your hands. No PETA nut would want to touch a devoured chicken bone.
Imagine the site of an idiot in a red stained bunny suit being chased by man waving chicken bones at him. I think I would pee my pants if I saw that.