Posted: 12/23/2013 4:09:56 AM EDT
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i'm back bitches,
please don't leave cookies and milk. santa prefers bourbon and porn. |
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i'm back bitches, please don't leave cookies and milk. santa prefers bourbon and porn. Where did you go? supervising the elves in the sweatshop toy factory. had to open a new wing for dildos, aimless had a big wishlist this year. |
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Ho ho ho ho ho Flying Through the snow ...Can you hear him ho ho ho He’s so full of cheer....only has to work one day a year Sees every move you make Better be good for goodness sake Leave him cookies and beer He’ll be back to your house first next year |
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We are Jews, but I have JD Single cask, Maker's Mark and 101 WT... ring the doorbell with you elbow cause your hands are filled with Presents Quoted:
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i'm back bitches, please don't leave cookies and milk. santa prefers bourbon and porn. We are Jews, but I have JD Single cask, Maker's Mark and 101 WT... ring the doorbell with you elbow cause your hands are filled with Presents merry chakkakhan to you and yours. should be there around midnight |
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merry chakkakhan to you and yours. should be there around midnight Quoted:
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i'm back bitches, please don't leave cookies and milk. santa prefers bourbon and porn. We are Jews, but I have JD Single cask, Maker's Mark and 101 WT... ring the doorbell with you elbow cause your hands are filled with Presents merry chakkakhan to you and yours. should be there around midnight Great, thanks Santa, you want one high bail hooker or 3 low bail hookers? OH BTW ... park the reindeer in the garden, their shit is great for the tomatoes |
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Great, thanks Santa, you want one high bail hooker or 3 low bail hookers? OH BTW ... park the reindeer in the garden, their shit is great for the tomatoes Quoted:
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i'm back bitches, please don't leave cookies and milk. santa prefers bourbon and porn. We are Jews, but I have JD Single cask, Maker's Mark and 101 WT... ring the doorbell with you elbow cause your hands are filled with Presents merry chakkakhan to you and yours. should be there around midnight Great, thanks Santa, you want one high bail hooker or 3 low bail hookers? OH BTW ... park the reindeer in the garden, their shit is great for the tomatoes they are call girls. i only call them hookers once their dead and stuffed in the sack in the back of the sleigh. |
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ok, i need this shirt |
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they are call girls. i only call them hookers once their dead and stuffed in the sack in the back of the sleigh. Quoted:
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i'm back bitches, please don't leave cookies and milk. santa prefers bourbon and porn. We are Jews, but I have JD Single cask, Maker's Mark and 101 WT... ring the doorbell with you elbow cause your hands are filled with Presents merry chakkakhan to you and yours. should be there around midnight Great, thanks Santa, you want one high bail hooker or 3 low bail hookers? OH BTW ... park the reindeer in the garden, their shit is great for the tomatoes they are call girls. i only call them hookers once their dead and stuffed in the sack in the back of the sleigh. SO you prefer ones no one will miss? |
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ok, i need this shirt Walmart sweatshirt and fabric paint from Michaels. 
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bad kids get coal... you are special. Quoted:
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Can you please clean up after those fucking reindeer? That shit is nasty... Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile bad kids get coal... you are special. That's it. I'm pissing in your milk and wiping your cookies accross my starfish. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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That's it. I'm pissing in your milk and wiping your cookies accross my starfish. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quoted:
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Can you please clean up after those fucking reindeer? That shit is nasty... Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile bad kids get coal... you are special. That's it. I'm pissing in your milk and wiping your cookies accross my starfish. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile remember that whole... i see you when your sleeping thing? when you wake up to a jolly fat guy tea bagging you and stuffing his yule log up your ass... you will know why. |