1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a
"BREASTED AMERICAN"

2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE"

3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE"

4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a
"LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION UPPER-HIGHWAY"

5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a
"PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION"

6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY
IMPAIRED"

7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets
"CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED"

8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is
"MEDICALLY ENHANCED"

9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE"

10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED"

11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She
is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR"

12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER"

DuP3!

Quoted: DuP3!

sorry, your link goes to a different site, so it's not a dupe!

Quoted: Quoted: DuP3! sorry, your link goes to a different site, so it's not a dupe!

He's got a point.

But it's still been posted here before.

Where are these low cost providers you speak of?

good thing youre my bud, bob

If I want to know a womans age, I ask how young they are ?