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Posted: 10/22/2004 7:55:14 AM EST
So, I am having breakfast at my usual place. I order the oatmeal and fruit bowl for breakfast and get into my paper. I like this place because of all the very nice staff that run it.

I get my breakfast and asked if I need anything else. I'm cool.

I finish my breakfast and she comes around while I have my nose in the paper reading about sKerrys "hunting" trip.
me:I ask her "what do you think of this photo?
her:I don't know.
her:I guess he's ok.
me:So, I ask her who are you going to vote for?
her:Well, I talked it over with my mom and family and we are going to vote for President Bush.
me:Why? I ask.
her:Well, my mom just bought her first house because of the low interest and he makes me feel safer(oh, i'd love to make her feel even safer, but i'm married)
her:Kerry just comes across too fake.
me:So, you're endorsing President Bush for re-election?
her:Yes.
me: I agree. Me too.I'l be there early to vote.
her:it's my first time voting.
me: I hope you have a nice day and weekend. See you next week.

I left a 3 dollar tip on a 7 dollar breakfast.

The Republic is not lost...
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 7:58:32 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 7:59:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By HiramRanger:
Get your ass out of here without pics!



+1

geez, the guy has almost 4000 posts. get it right!
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:00:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By HiramRanger:
Get your ass out of here without pics!

+1

We Demand Pictars!
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:00:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By HiramRanger:
Get your ass out of here without pics!



I wish I could.

I am now thinking the sarge might be right about 45 states.

I say 44, though.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:01:41 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/22/2004 8:03:04 AM EST by EricTheHun]
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:03:12 AM EST
Hmm, 19 year old waitresses.....


Where I eat most days there is a hot 17 year old, but she's kind of an airhead. Anyway, she wants me so bad it's almost mean of me to pretend like I don't notice. Should I?
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:03:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
Hmm, 19 year old waitresses.....


Where I eat most days there is a hot 17 year old, but she's kind of an airhead. Anyway, she wants me so bad it's almost mean of me to pretend like I don't notice. Should I?



does she endorse President Bush?
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:08:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
Hmm, 19 year old waitresses.....


Where I eat most days there is a hot 17 year old, but she's kind of an airhead. Anyway, she wants me so bad it's almost mean of me to pretend like I don't notice. Should I?



does she endorse President Bush?


I should ask...
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:08:33 AM EST
LA Time Headlines: BUSH SUPPORTERS BUYING VOTES!
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:08:57 AM EST
PICS PLEASE!
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:09:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
Hmm, 19 year old waitresses.....


Where I eat most days there is a hot 17 year old, but she's kind of an airhead. Anyway, she wants me so bad it's almost mean of me to pretend like I don't notice. Should I?



Like you need to ask???Bang away.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:11:15 AM EST
....

I'm not even gonna comment on how disappointed I am right now.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:11:43 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:12:42 AM EST
YEAH YEAH POST PICS OF HOT 19 YO BUSH!!!!
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:13:50 AM EST
PICS! WHERE ARE THE PICS?!
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:16:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By HiramRanger:
Get your ass out of here without pics!



AMEN!

Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:17:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By HiramRanger:
Ummmm wait until she is 18 because I'm not donating to a "bail combat jack's horny dumb ass out of jail because he was arrested for statutory rape" fund!




I met you at Gunstock and you still don't remember how old I am!

She's only a year younger than me, and in WA when they turn 16 you can be 48 mos. older than them and its all legal
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:18:49 AM EST


Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:19:29 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:22:39 AM EST
I was in a Mexican restaurant the last week and half of the employees (all Mexican) were talking about how they wished they could vote so they could vote for President Bush. I was kind of shocked.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:24:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By HiramRanger:
Ummmm wait until she is 18 because I'm not donating to a "bail combat jack's horny dumb ass out of jail because he was arrested for statutory rape" fund!




I met you at Gunstock and you still don't remember how old I am!

She's only a year younger than me, and in WA when they turn 16 you can be 48 mos. older than them and its all legal




If she is legal you know what to do.



Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:24:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
Hmm, 19 year old waitresses.....


Where I eat most days there is a hot 17 year old, but she's kind of an airhead. Anyway, she wants me so bad it's almost mean of me to pretend like I don't notice. Should I?



does she endorse President Bush?hr

I should ask...




Ask after you've had her.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:25:10 AM EST
This is low. This is a troll post!
Topics titled "HOT 19YR OLD" should be banned!
It's cheating!!


Unless there are pics...
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:26:05 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/22/2004 8:27:00 AM EST by LWilde]
You got a lot of damn gall coming here and telling us about a hottie waitress without posting pics!

ASK HER for Heaven's sake! I'll bet she'd let you take some pics. If not...use your mini-cam to get some "good" shots!
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:26:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By M1-Matt:

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By HiramRanger:
Ummmm wait until she is 18 because I'm not donating to a "bail combat jack's horny dumb ass out of jail because he was arrested for statutory rape" fund!




I met you at Gunstock and you still don't remember how old I am!

She's only a year younger than me, and in WA when they turn 16 you can be 48 mos. older than them and its all legal




If she is legal you know what to do.

members.cox.net/winston_wolf/poops.jpg




Now that right there was funny! I don't care what you say....
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:27:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
She's only a year younger than me, and in WA when they turn 16 you can be 48 mos. older than them and its all legal



Doesn't that math on that still work out, that if you 18, it's still wron..erm..illegal?
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:29:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By EricTheHun:
Now, maybe if the Tactical_Jew were able to describe this young 19 year old lass in excruciatingly salacious detail, we could forgive him for no pics.

But not otherwise!

Eric The(ExcruciatinglySalacious)Hun





Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:30:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By PointlessSilly:

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
She's only a year younger than me, and in WA when they turn 16 you can be 48 mos. older than them and its all legal



Doesn't that math on that still work out, that if you 18, it's still wron..erm..illegal?




48 months=4 years


Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:31:36 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/22/2004 8:34:52 AM EST by Zaphod]
BANG!!!


That was Rover! You want me to do Spot next?
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:35:22 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:39:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By PointlessSilly:

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
She's only a year younger than me, and in WA when they turn 16 you can be 48 mos. older than them and its all legal



Doesn't that math on that still work out, that if you 18, it's still wron..erm..illegal?




48 months=4 years





So it is..
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:56:05 AM EST
Tell her every man endorses bush. Bush is good.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:57:42 AM EST
I think it's hilarious that he didn't order pie.

Link Posted: 10/22/2004 9:02:48 AM EST
they always forget the pics.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 9:08:49 AM EST
what kind of bastard has "HOT 19YR OLD WAITRESS" as the title of a pictureless thread
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 9:17:51 AM EST
I was talking with at girl at school (college) yesterday.

she's 17, home schooled and smart!

she's toting a Bush/Cheaney sticker on her Nalgene Bottle and says she wishes she could vote. She said that sKerry is an asshole....

...she turns 18 in december
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 10:06:16 AM EST


You're the kind of guy who would start a thread about a hot girl and not have the common decency to post pics. I'll be watching you.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 11:33:42 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/22/2004 11:33:57 AM EST by M1-Matt]

Originally Posted By Steve_T_M:


You're the kind of guy who would start a thread about a hot girl and not have the common decency to post pics. I'll be watching you.




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