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Posted: 6/5/2008 9:11:58 PM EDT
By this little fucker.
 So I was surfin arfcom and about ready to get off when this fucker comes flying down from above. I suppose from the shelf above. He missed me by maybe 3 inches. I normally would have quickly responded with a swift smack with the hand, unfortuantley for me i didnt want to cause any collateral damage. So i had to take a more tactical approach and get out a paper towl to safely dispose of the little fuck. Little bastard was tough, he held his ground between the Z and Alt key. I finally got him though. |
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Posted: 6/5/2008 9:13:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/5/2008 9:13:44 PM EDT
black widow? kinda looks like the right profile but cant tell
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Posted: 6/5/2008 9:13:53 PM EDT
I was walking through the kitchen, minding my own business, when this fucking 4 inch wide spider comes running out about 6 inches away from my foot. I'm not ashamed to say I screamed like a little girl.
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Posted: 6/5/2008 9:14:02 PM EDT
Perhaps he wanted to eat that three years of food you have stored in the keyboard. Please clean that thing.
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Posted: 6/5/2008 9:14:09 PM EDT
oh god... kill that keyboard with FIRE!!!
and it has giant crabs! 
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Posted: 6/5/2008 9:16:30 PM EDT
It is pretty nasty. Most of it is just animal hair and oil from fingers. Regardless it still dirty. I dont think its ever been cleaned, and its an 02. |
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Posted: 6/5/2008 9:17:37 PM EDT
I guess you eat Cheetos?
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Posted: 6/5/2008 9:20:08 PM EDT
Just some little brown spider. It could have been a recluse, but i didnt see any markings. |
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Posted: 6/5/2008 9:21:31 PM EDT
for real Keyboard probably has teh AIDS |
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Posted: 6/5/2008 9:27:10 PM EDT
Dude, clean your keyboard already. And post pics for inspection.
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Posted: 6/5/2008 9:30:14 PM EDT
The worst is when a bark scorpion drops onto you from the ceiling. *shudder*
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Posted: 6/5/2008 9:34:58 PM EDT
anyone have a new keyboard they can donate to the OP?
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Posted: 6/5/2008 9:35:21 PM EDT
man in my dorm room we had florescent lights on the ceiling above the beds and there was a scorpion that lived in there and would crawl around inside the light cover. I would alway go to sleep thinking I felt something falling onto the sheets
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Posted: 6/5/2008 9:43:00 PM EDT
I shot a spider on my entertainment center with a .45 about 6 years ago. After I screamed like a little girl.
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Posted: 6/5/2008 9:45:02 PM EDT
first thought on seeing pic, damn thats a nasty keyboard
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Posted: 6/5/2008 9:46:09 PM EDT
+1 |
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Posted: 6/5/2008 9:47:17 PM EDT
I found a black widow in my garage the other day.
Had some fun like I used to when I was a kid. Found a glass jar with a cap and trapped the little fucker. Then I shaked the shit out of the glass with the little fucker inside. brown jelly after about 10 seconds. funnest thing I did all day. 
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Posted: 6/5/2008 9:47:45 PM EDT
doubletap
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Posted: 6/5/2008 9:53:54 PM EDT
Did he rappell down on a spider web strand?
If so, see if he has a very small one of these:  Or did he just drop from above? Then check for this: 
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Posted: 6/5/2008 9:59:15 PM EDT
That keyboard is the scariest thing in that picture.
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Posted: 6/5/2008 10:01:48 PM EDT
I used to have that keyboard......................
In 1980 when I had an IBM 8086 PC!!!!! |
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Posted: 6/5/2008 10:05:30 PM EDT
The spider was just trying to commit suicide by being near your keyboard.
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Posted: 6/5/2008 10:08:47 PM EDT
Wouldn't happen to be an old Gateway 2000 PS/2 keyboard would it?
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Posted: 6/5/2008 10:19:19 PM EDT
holy shit clean your keyboard
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Posted: 6/6/2008 10:19:33 AM EDT
First one. |
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Posted: 6/6/2008 10:40:01 AM EDT
We were out and about paying bills yesterday when I looked down at my hand and saw a spider sitting on it. It took a few seconds to register with the brain that I had a nickel sized spider sitting on my hand. When it did register I started smacking and slinging my hand around. My husband who was driving looked over at me and said, "What the hell are you doing"? When I told him that there was a spider on me he said, "Did you make sure you killed it"?
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Posted: 6/6/2008 10:41:04 AM EDT
LoL..my first thought. That is why I switched to a BLACK keyboard, doesnt show nasties. lol |
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Posted: 6/6/2008 10:46:54 AM EDT
Dude....Clean your fucking keyboard up, son....DAMN!
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Posted: 6/6/2008 10:50:12 AM EDT
Is that a spider or some hair stuck between your keys?
Clean the keyboard! |
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Posted: 6/6/2008 10:52:07 AM EDT
+1 LOL |
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Posted: 6/6/2008 10:54:51 AM EDT
i bet theres a ton of pubes lurking down under those keys
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Posted: 6/6/2008 10:55:40 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2008 10:58:01 AM EDT
Dude,
Find a black table and shake that keyboard out. Post pics! Kevin " "
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Posted: 6/6/2008 10:59:37 AM EDT
More like "Mild irritation followed by squashing with a Kleenex" from above.
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Posted: 6/6/2008 11:08:14 AM EDT
*note to self - never, ever post pics of my keyboard here*
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Posted: 6/6/2008 11:09:38 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2008 11:12:44 AM EDT
BOTD forum??
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Posted: 6/6/2008 11:49:38 AM EDT
Shit the clean keyboard guys are the ones you need to be wondering about. I mean, why do they have to have is so clean all the time. Because they jiz on it all the time, thats why. Mines just got 6 years worth of dirt off fingers and maybe some crumbs. Im not the only one to use this thing. besides the computers in the living room and its an open house. Jacking off at the computer never was really an option. |
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Posted: 6/6/2008 11:52:22 AM EDT
You're missing out. |
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Posted: 6/6/2008 11:55:48 AM EDT
But it's so much fun when Aunt Betty drops in. 
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Posted: 6/6/2008 12:02:32 PM EDT
Must be taking a while to clean that key board..
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Posted: 6/6/2008 12:14:46 PM EDT
Fuck no, im just lazy. Maybe i will, but not right now. That means i gotta unpulg it and thats challenge in itself, since its in a cabinet. Plus how am i gonna surf arfcom? Anyway the power will probably go out, do to storms. So ill do it then. |
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Posted: 6/6/2008 2:25:12 PM EDT
It's those kind of details we can do without. RF |
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Posted: 6/6/2008 2:28:01 PM EDT
looking at that key board, im sure there is other things crawling out of it.
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Posted: 6/6/2008 4:39:44 PM EDT
Did you identify what type of spider it was? I would be scared if something like that landed next to me.
 Good thing I don't have a pistol on my desk or I might have an AD by mistake.
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