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black widow? kinda looks like the right profile but cant tell
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Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...
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I was walking through the kitchen, minding my own business, when this fucking 4 inch wide spider comes running out about 6 inches away from my foot. I'm not ashamed to say I screamed like a little girl.
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9mm? America doesn't speak metric.
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Perhaps he wanted to eat that three years of food you have stored in the keyboard. Please clean that thing.
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Plays well with self, and cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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oh god... kill that keyboard with FIRE!!!
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It is pretty nasty. Most of it is just animal hair and oil from fingers. Regardless it still dirty. I dont think its ever been cleaned, and its an 02. |
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I guess you eat Cheetos?
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"America is at that awkward stage where it's too late to change things from within and too early to shoot the bastards."
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Just some little brown spider. It could have been a recluse, but i didnt see any markings. |
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Dude, clean your keyboard already. And post pics for inspection.
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I owned a Colt a for a month...and now I'm stuck with the name...
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The worst is when a bark scorpion drops onto you from the ceiling. *shudder*
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anyone have a new keyboard they can donate to the OP?
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man in my dorm room we had florescent lights on the ceiling above the beds and there was a scorpion that lived in there and would crawl around inside the light cover. I would alway go to sleep thinking I felt something falling onto the sheets
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I shot a spider on my entertainment center with a .45 about 6 years ago. After I screamed like a little girl.
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first thought on seeing pic, damn thats a nasty keyboard
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I found a black widow in my garage the other day.
Had some fun like I used to when I was a kid. Found a glass jar with a cap and trapped the little fucker. Then I shaked the shit out of the glass with the little fucker inside. brown jelly after about 10 seconds. funnest thing I did all day. ![]() |
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That keyboard is the scariest thing in that picture.
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I used to have that keyboard......................
In 1980 when I had an IBM 8086 PC!!!!! |
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The spider was just trying to commit suicide by being near your keyboard.
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Wouldn't happen to be an old Gateway 2000 PS/2 keyboard would it?
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holy shit clean your keyboard
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Of the following 6: Hamas, Hisbollah, Al Queda, Communist China, Iran, and Barack Hussein Obama; Barack Hussein Obama clearly represents the greatest threat to our country's continued existance. |
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We were out and about paying bills yesterday when I looked down at my hand and saw a spider sitting on it. It took a few seconds to register with the brain that I had a nickel sized spider sitting on my hand. When it did register I started smacking and slinging my hand around. My husband who was driving looked over at me and said, "What the hell are you doing"? When I told him that there was a spider on me he said, "Did you make sure you killed it"?
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LoL..my first thought. That is why I switched to a BLACK keyboard, doesnt show nasties. lol |
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Is that a spider or some hair stuck between your keys?
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i bet theres a ton of pubes lurking down under those keys
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When there is no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.
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Dude,
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Two hands, a mouth, and boobies would go a lot further than some friggin' fish head. -Swindle1984
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More like "Mild irritation followed by squashing with a Kleenex" from above.
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Join the NRA It's for the children.
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*note to self - never, ever post pics of my keyboard here*
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Originally Posted By shawnofthedead:
fuck it im foing |
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Shit the clean keyboard guys are the ones you need to be wondering about. I mean, why do they have to have is so clean all the time. Because they jiz on it all the time, thats why. Mines just got 6 years worth of dirt off fingers and maybe some crumbs. Im not the only one to use this thing. besides the computers in the living room and its an open house. Jacking off at the computer never was really an option. |
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Where you from you dont know gator?
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Originally Posted By shawnofthedead:
fuck it im foing |
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Adopt a Rescue Collie:
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Must be taking a while to clean that key board..
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I owned a Colt a for a month...and now I'm stuck with the name...
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Fuck no, im just lazy. Maybe i will, but not right now. That means i gotta unpulg it and thats challenge in itself, since its in a cabinet. Plus how am i gonna surf arfcom? Anyway the power will probably go out, do to storms. So ill do it then. |
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looking at that key board, im sure there is other things crawling out of it.
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Did you identify what type of spider it was? I would be scared if something like that landed next to me.
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