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Posted: 9/20/2005 9:02:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/20/2005 9:03:02 PM EDT by 3rdStreet]
HOLY SHIT SHE IS FAT.



HOPE JESSICA SIMPSON DOESN'T END UP LIKE THAT:

Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:04:55 PM EDT
I heard rumors, but now I see that they are true.

I bet she doesn't have to insure her legs for $1M anymore
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:07:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 3rdStreet:
HOLY SHIT SHE IS FAT.



I'd hit it.

And then I'd hit it again.

Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:08:04 PM EDT
Lets see how good you do in twenty years.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:08:44 PM EDT
fat and fugly

roy d....calls em' like he sees 'em
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:10:16 PM EDT
Simpson's shorts are too long compared the "original" Daisy!
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:11:11 PM EDT
Shes not fat just big boned!
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:11:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RoyDamnMercer:
fat and fugly

roy d....calls em' like he sees 'em



No shit!!! I'm not bothered by the fact that she put on some weight (I like 'em plump), but damn... she got UGLY!
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:12:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 3rdStreet:

HOPE JESSICA SIMPSON DOESN'T END UP LIKE THAT:




Most of them do.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:12:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/20/2005 9:16:20 PM EDT by parshooter]
Aww Hell,

Thanks so much for bombing yet another childhood fantasy.



Age catches up with all of us.

But back in the day, ...

Damn, She was a hotty. .


eta:

HOPE JESSICA SIMPSON DOESN'T END UP LIKE THAT:

8 years, tops. She'll be a damn fugly blimp.

Pushing that envelope already.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:13:23 PM EDT
Has she been with child?
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:14:45 PM EDT
She's 51 years old, not 25 when the show started. Time is not customarily a waistline's friend....

IMDB search

For the record, I'd still hit it!
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:14:47 PM EDT
Man, you guys are too much.

The original Dukes of Hazard was over 20 years ago and Catherine Bach has got to be over 50 years old now.

Bring this thread back up in 2025 and post a pic of Jessica Simpson and let's see who is finer at that age.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:17:53 PM EDT
She looks good for her age.


- BG
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:19:15 PM EDT
Sheryl crow is 41 and look at her. "daisy" should look like this.

Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:22:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/20/2005 9:22:33 PM EDT by JS1050]

Originally Posted By 3rdStreet:
Sheryl crow is 41 and look at her. "daisy" should look like this.



Isn't Sheryl an anti-gun liberal assclown? I'll take a frumpy conservative chick any day. You can lose weight, you can't lose stupid.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:23:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JS1050:

Originally Posted By 3rdStreet:
Sheryl crow is 41 and look at her. "daisy" should look like this.



Isn't Sheryl an anti-gun liberal assclown? I'll take a frumpy conservative chick any day. You can lose weight, you can't lose stupid.




Never heard that before. I don't care she still has a very good looking ass.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:29:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/20/2005 9:31:58 PM EDT by Merrell]

Originally Posted By JS1050:
You can lose weight, you can't lose stupid.



+1

(that's tag line material there)



ETA: Jessica Simpson will look way worse at 51 (probably will look worse at 41) and will still have no talent.


Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:49:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 3rdStreet:
Sheryl crow is 41 and look at her. "daisy" should look like this.

www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos35/sheryl-crow-8.jpg



The difference is Crow needs to look like that... Daisy isnt in the business anymore.


I bet she is plump, happy, and not caring all that much about looks at this point.


- BG
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:52:53 PM EDT
are yoiu serious... you gota be friggin kidding..
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:53:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 10:09:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 3rdStreet:
Sheryl crow is 41 and look at her. "daisy" should look like this.

www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos35/sheryl-crow-8.jpg



She has an ass like that cause she clenches it up the hold on to the broom she rides around on...Gives her ass a workout...
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 10:10:34 PM EDT
Plump, not fat.

As for that slut Simpson, I hope she does get fat. Talk about ugly. Who finds her manly bullet hole chin sexy?
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 10:21:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SUPERSPORT:
Plump, not fat.

As for that slut Simpson, I hope she does get fat. Talk about ugly. Who finds her manly bullet hole chin sexy?




Slut???? She was a virgin until she was married.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 10:36:14 PM EDT
Rumor is shes making up for lost time....
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 10:58:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 3rdStreet:


HOPE JESSICA SIMPSON DOESN'T END UP LIKE THAT:

cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/s/simpson4/20050305_war_l90_157.jpg



Like this?
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:06:02 PM EDT
Screw you guys. Look at her IMDB and you can see she really hasn't done any actiing in over 10 years. Meaning she probably said 'fuck you' to Hollywood and went on to other ventures, maybe popped out some kids, etc.

I hear now she does some car shows etc, but come on, if she is happy, let her be. No need to starve her self or kill herself at the gym. Just let her live life happy.

You wonder why women all have complexes, its because asses like you call them fat (as well as the unrealistic - and often times IMPOSSIBLE - ideal media and marketing bombard us with).
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 2:17:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 3rdStreet:
Sheryl crow is 41 and look at her. "daisy" should look like this.

www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos35/sheryl-crow-8.jpg



Sheryl is 41 now, but when was that photo taken? If you've seen her recently, without the makeup, she's kinda scary looking. Besides being a world class BITCH on top of that.

Want to see a real babe who turned porker? Go look at Kelly Lebrok (sp?) (Wierd Science). Do a "Then" and "Now" comparison. You wouldn't know it's the same woman.

Time can be a cruel thing...
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 2:25:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tin_Star:

Want to see a real babe who turned porker? Go look at Kelly Lebrok (sp?) (Wierd Science). Do a "Then" and "Now" comparison. You wouldn't know it's the same woman.

Time can be a cruel thing...



Yeah, but if I closed my eyes, her accent would still do it.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 3:19:29 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 3:50:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JS1050:
Has she been with child?



Hey, don't spread that crap around here.

Faith Hill has 3 kids, so does Sara Evans and you could crack walnuts on both of their asses and abs.

That tired-old excuse has gone on waaaaaayyy too long.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 3:54:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
Rumor is shes making up for lost time....



She IS married. She's allowed now.

Bob


Link Posted: 9/21/2005 3:56:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 3rdStreet:
HOLY SHIT SHE IS FAT.

www.drunkhourphoto.com/uploads/fat%20daisy%20duke.jpg




are you sure thats not a photoshop job?
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 3:57:40 AM EDT


I've seen worse.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 3:58:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tin_Star:

Want to see a real babe who turned porker? Go look at Kelly Lebrok (sp?) (Wierd Science). Do a "Then" and "Now" comparison. You wouldn't know it's the same woman.

Time can be a cruel thing...



Nope ...sorry....can't do that. Her image is still burned in my mind. And I'm keepng it that way

BTW wasn't Kelly in the movie Woman in Red with Gene Wilder?
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 4:01:26 AM EDT
Go check the Ugly Mom thread. Apparently if a woman doesn't look like a supermodel, she's ugly.

Wheres the Ugly Mom thread? Got a link?
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 4:02:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Blued-Steel:
Simpson's shorts are too long compared the "original" Daisy!



Bach wore such short cut-offs--if for no other reason--than to disguise her asslessness.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 4:15:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By injun-ear:

Originally Posted By Blued-Steel:
Simpson's shorts are too long compared the "original" Daisy!



Bach wore such short cut-offs--if for no other reason--than to disguise her asslessness.



Actually what I think they said on the documentary about the DOH starting up was that she made some blue jean shorts...but got them wrong and they were too short but they went with them ....but the studio execs made her where panty hose with them.

and BB could look better at 51 but she didn't fare as bad as some.

Now why the hell couldn't Crow get that mole removed...I have seen women like that before with a big ole mole on their face...one lady here just got hers removed and it makes a BIG difference.

Essayons
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 4:15:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pale_pony:

Originally Posted By JS1050:
Has she been with child?



Hey, don't spread that crap around here.

Faith Hill has 3 kids, so does Sara Evans and you could crack walnuts on both of their asses and abs.

That tired-old excuse has gone on waaaaaayyy too long.





Thank you!
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 4:28:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JellyBelly:
She's 51 years old, not 25 when the show started. Time is not customarily a waistline's friend....

IMDB search

For the record, I'd still hit it!



Me too. And I'm not 23 anymore either. She looks great for a woman her age, indeed, in her own way, better than she did when she was just a kid. Wait 'til you're 51, and then see how women of your age look to you then. What she's supposedly lost in looks or gained in waistline she has also gained in character- and that's a good thing. I think she looks great.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 4:36:14 AM EDT
... One day, sooner than you can imagine, you too will be old - if you don't meet an untimely death first

... Don't hate
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 4:40:51 AM EDT
Sheyrl Crow looks like one of those girls you see in bars. You know, the one who drink too much, burn tan their skin too much, and just have that dirty/skanky look about them that makes you cringe. It doesn't matter how old she is, she looked that way in the early 1990's

Bach is 50-something now and anyone who gives her grief should cut her some slack.

When I was a kid, I had some unrealistic expectations (not just when it came to women) and I suspect that's the same reason this topic is getting some of the reponses it's getting.

Scott

Link Posted: 9/21/2005 4:41:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/21/2005 4:42:03 AM EDT by bulldog1967]

Originally Posted By npd233:
Originally Posted By 3rdStreet:


HOPE JESSICA SIMPSON DOESN'T END UP LIKE THAT:

cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/s/simpson4/20050305_war_l90_157.jpg

Like this?



She doesn't look like that now!



Link Posted: 9/21/2005 5:05:21 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 5:22:44 AM EDT
I seen her at a comic convention I took my kid to this spring. She was not fat. She didn't look like that picture anyway.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 5:34:28 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/21/2005 5:39:40 AM EDT by Admiral_Crunch]
If she ever was that big, she's lost some of it since. I saw her on TV a couple of months ago, and while she is a bit overweight, she is not as big as that photo at the start of the thread.

Here's a photo of her from last year. Pretty damn good for 51.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 5:40:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Blued-Steel:
Simpson's shorts are too long compared the "original" Daisy!



Ya but the waistline is lower.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 10:55:57 AM EDT
BEFORE:



AFTER
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:02:42 AM EDT
more cushion for the pushin'
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:34:31 AM EDT
Ok...all you young'uns...pay close attention: One day you too will be middle aged, overweight and all screwed up from your misbegotten yout"!

One day you ALL will be plagued with shitty sleep, bad knees, arthritis in your hands and shoulders, painful 'roids, bad eyesight, hearing loss and...and...GET THE IDEA YET?

Hopefully, you'll be lucky enough to avoide the really serious afflictions like diabetes, cancer or any of the really nasty neuro-diseases that leave you a fucking drooling old man in a wheelchair with a dirty diaper.

Give the lady a break...she IS old and she IS fat...but so what? You all better pray you look that good when you're her age.

Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:37:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Blued-Steel:
Simpson's shorts are too long compared the "original" Daisy!



Jessica's ass isnt as good as the original either, so it needs to be covered more.
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