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Posted: 5/16/2022 7:55:20 PM EDT
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Attached File “Is this Heaven?” “No, it’s the emesis fields of Nebraska.” “NE? I could’ve sworn this was heaven” “Is there a heaven?” “Oh yeah but this place is where dreams get crushed.” The dates this year will be September 21st-24th at Rev-Tac shooting range in Jackson, NE. There will be 50 run slots(with 5 night runs) which 10 will be reserved to first time runners. There will be no waiting for newbs to signup, once you say you’re in, then you’re in. There will be 10 standby spots. Standby runs last, after all scheduled runs are complete. Runs will end at 10am sharp on Saturday September 24th so we can do awards, group photo, Macon Armory challenge, etc. after the range/site is picked up. THE COURSE: OBSTACLE PEEP RUN SHOOT CHUG GEAR LIST: Rifle w/mags/ammo (60 total rounds or max 2 mags) Pistol w/mags/ammo (42 total rounds or max 2 mags) 6 carbonated beverages If you don’t have the gear, no worries, speak up and someone will lend theirs. OVERALL RULES: Follow all firearms safety rules. No handling of firearms after drinking. No airsoft at this event. No items of a sexual nature, there are kiddos around. Must sign a waiver before running. If you break any of these rules you will be banned from this and all future Cola Warriors. COURSE RULES: 5 min. penalty for each failed obstacle. Each obstacle must be attempted for at least 10 seconds. 5 min. penalty for each peep uneaten or spit out. 5 min. penalty for each target left un-hit, one hit on each steel target. 10 minute total chug time allowed, any remaining will be penalized. 6 12oz cans, 3 24oz cans or 1 2liter with a 5oz chaser are the only allowed sizes. If you spew before finishing a 12oz can, no matter how much is left that can is a 5 minute penalty. If you spew before finishing a 24oz can, no matter what’s left it’ll be a 10 minute penalty. If you spew before finishing the 2liter it is a 30 minute penalty. The run portion will be with cleared rifle, pistol and mags. Firearms will be triple checked so make sure it’s cleared. You can throw your pistol and mags in a backpack or if you have a retention holster. You will pick up your gats and mags at peep station. Amendment: Everyone will shoot pistol first with your rifle slung! Yay! Once pistol portion is done you’ll dump your sidearm and move to rifle. DONATIONS: Please list your ARF username when donating. Cola Warrior is a free event. But we need donations to get enough funding for food/porta-pots/etc. Cola Warrior is free but food and drinks are not. ($75 is a rough estimate per attendee) You want food and Port-O-Pots? Hit it Or scan the image below. Attached File Shirt/patch order Shirt is Bella 3/4 sleeve baseball shirt. It’s the soft comfy shirt. Desire to sponsor/donate. Contact the Sultan of Swag@JohnStoner “We just don’t recognize life’s most significant moments while they’re happening” Peep “Moonlight” Graham |
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Run List:
If you are a Newb post it. 1. CesSnap 2. RevTacTim (Range Owner) 3. The GunSlinger (Hairy Staff) 4. JohnStoner (Super Staff)(bunk) 5. Cwar_USA (Elderly brained staff) 6. 03OGTripTap (Swimming staff) 7. Icrpdyourjeep(Poopy Staff) 8. Yakrat101 NV (Drinks Staff) 9. HDLS (Cookie Staff) 10. DirtyRob (He who doesn’t staff much) 11.Boobaloo bunk 12.Binnytalls 13.AllAlphas 14.binary_operator night/combat 15.IguanaMan 16.Slarti(bunk) 17.TGE(bunk) 18.SBD 19.Tactical_Runner 20.bigstick61 21.bFrapps 22.bajagringo(bunk) 23.PWA_Commando 24.mustangduckk (bunk) 25.Poes_Zombie 26.Tomorrow442 27.GAhunter95 28.treine5m 29.Max Penalties 30.dwdal 31.PencilTip(lady) 32.Firecat308 33.Firecat’s +1(newb) 34.R3LO4D 35.Wally5 36.RedRhino 37.Stopper 38.Nandoz 39. Klobbenstein 40.Hindscout(newb) 41. Not2TopNotch 42.Joel89 43.CountCKing101(newb) 44.FreddyR 45.Glockos(newb) 46. KimboSlice (lady/newb) 47. WhiplashX 48. birddogdraht(newb) 49. FiveOaks(newb) 50. Ozarkmtndoc Standby list: 1 55_S2K_Shawn 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 |
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Quoted: Is there a spectators list? View Quote If you spectate the only lists you will be on are the government ones. There are slots for new guys and events have been trending towards fewer vet/new guy ratios. There has never been a better time for new people to come and try their best. You should come give a run and see what you want to start working on in the future. |
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100% in.
I won't be in the middle of moving to another state this September. At least I hope not. |
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Poe zombie is trying to make an arf login to sign up can this be a placeholder for it
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Quoted: If you spectate the only lists you will be on are the government ones. There are slots for new guys and events have been trending towards fewer vet/new guy ratios. There has never been a better time for new people to come and try their best. You should come give a run and see what you want to start working on in the future. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Is there a spectators list? If you spectate the only lists you will be on are the government ones. There are slots for new guys and events have been trending towards fewer vet/new guy ratios. There has never been a better time for new people to come and try their best. You should come give a run and see what you want to start working on in the future. Is that how it works? |
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In for me and Baja, Baja may like to reserve a spot in the bunk house.
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Quoted: If you spectate the only lists you will be on are the government ones. There are slots for new guys and events have been trending towards fewer vet/new guy ratios. There has never been a better time for new people to come and try their best. You should come give a run and see what you want to start working on in the future. View Quote More government lists? Yay Would love to go to Heartland cause that theme is awesome! I've got Flyover and Keystone on the books for this year already and hopefully East in October which are eating up most of my PTO. |
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100% in night run
Redemption will be mine. "Needs most improvement, night vision" -cola warrior nw3. Wood like camp spot to sleep in Subaru. |
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So if I sign up for this is it required that I do the whole soda and peeps thing? I don't do sugar. It makes me sick to think about eating and drinking that much sugar.
Could I substitute water and peanuts or something? |
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If you’d like a bunk or camper spot, post here. I’ll get you marked down. Also if you’re a newb put that in your post.
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Quoted: So if I sign up for this is it required that I do the whole soda and peeps thing? I don't do sugar. It makes me sick to think about eating and drinking that much sugar. Could I substitute water and peanuts or something? View Quote There is a paleo version. You chug bull semen and eat goat testicles. |
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Originally Posted By TheTyrannyTractor: So if I sign up for this is it required that I do the whole soda and peeps thing? I don't do sugar. It makes me sick to think about eating and drinking that much sugar. Could I substitute water and peanuts or something? View Quote Absolutely. You can have peeps and a gallon of milk for the chug. (abused emoji here) |
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Quoted: So if I sign up for this is it required that I do the whole soda and peeps thing? I don't do sugar. It makes me sick to think about eating and drinking that much sugar. Could I substitute water and peanuts or something? View Quote |
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Quoted: So if I sign up for this is it required that I do the whole soda and peeps thing? I don't do sugar. It makes me sick to think about eating and drinking that much sugar. Could I substitute water and peanuts or something? View Quote Unfortunately, no. You’ll take a penalty per pop and the sleeve of peeps. |
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Quoted: So if I sign up for this is it required that I do the whole soda and peeps thing? I don't do sugar. It makes me sick to think about eating and drinking that much sugar. Could I substitute water and peanuts or something? View Quote That was my concern as well. Don't worry, you'll throw it up before you digest it. And you can do diet soda or seltzer water if you so choose. |
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Quoted: who the hell knows Im just trying to trick him into puking in a corn field. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Is that how it works? who the hell knows Im just trying to trick him into puking in a corn field. He may be the originator of the hometown forum and a resident of Benewah county. Better watch it |
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The fuckin ayatollah of cola didnt make this shit to be comfortable for you all. It's purposely to make you uncomfortable. Fuck.
For crying out loud. Edit: Or shit. Maybe he did. Maybe he's just crazy. Nobody knows. We are all just grocery boys sent to do an errand for someone named bill. |
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In for myself and CrazyKate. Have a cousin I’m going to try to get on board too.
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