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Posted: 6/17/2014 6:07:55 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2014 6:10:26 PM EST by jdessell]
I'm still on good terms with most of my ex girlfriends. I still speak to most of them on a regular basis. I've noticed that most ask for advice that they will never take. On top of that, not only will they do the opposite of the advice they asked for, but they will throw that self-destructive shit into overdrive.



One recently asked my opinion on her having an affair with a married co-worker. She bought into the bullshit about him leaving his wife for her. I told her that was not going to happen and she was being a fool. She kept it going and caught an std from him.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 6:13:54 PM EST
I advised my best female friend to have sex with me. She didn't take my advise.

We're not friends anymore.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 6:18:53 PM EST
Remember, to modern women you as a heterosexual male are a knuckle dragging idiot to be pitied and laughed at because that is how you are portrayed on tv. Your advice is worthless to them. I run into the exact same shit.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 6:20:23 PM EST
Yup its my wife then she blames me when shit goes wrong and still have to fix it.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 6:20:25 PM EST
Friend zoned on a regular basis, eh?

Better tell them not to accidentally fall on you dick.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 6:22:42 PM EST
Women don't actually want your advice, they simply want to yak about their bullshit to anyone who will listen.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 6:24:42 PM EST
Women don't ask for advice. They may say they are looking for some advice, but they really just want to brag, show off, or otherwise be noticed for something. They must always tell somebody what they are doing.

My girlfriend insists on talking to a female friend of gets who makes her cry. When she asks me what she should do, I tell her that she should nit be friends with someone who isn't actually a friend to her. The next day, same thing.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 6:25:23 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MultipleFractures:
Friend zoned on a regular basis, eh?

Better tell them not to accidentally fall on you dick.
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Nah. I've never suffered through that friend-zone bullshit I hear about from you guys. Most of these girls I broke it off with.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 6:25:38 PM EST
Ask her what she would tell a friend to do if she were asked. Then tell her to think about her answer and then decide what to do.

She's either happy with herself for doing the smart thing or has to take the blame for doing something stupid. Either way, you're removed from the equation.





Link Posted: 6/17/2014 6:25:52 PM EST
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Originally Posted By HeVGunner:
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Pretty damn much.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 6:27:09 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Credge:
Women don't ask for advice. They may say they are looking for some advice, but they really just want to brag, show off, or otherwise be noticed for something. They must always tell somebody what they are doing.

My girlfriend insists on talking to a female friend of gets who makes her cry. When she asks me what she should do, I tell her that she should nit be friends with someone who isn't actually a friend to her. The next day, same thing.
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Kinda like the never-ending cycle of an acute drug addict huh? I agree though...it's nothing more than knowing they have someone's attention.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 6:38:44 PM EST
Usually if I give anybody anything like advice it's only once. Ask for my advice and don't follow it?... if it hurts, you deserve it.

Want my opinion? I might give it to you but we all know about opinions, and chances are you don't really give a shit what I think. You mostly want someone to validate your retarded ass idea. ...mostly.



Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:07:14 PM EST
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As painful as this sounds... I think this comment is dead on.

I've given advice to a number of my female friends, and they never listen. When they ask me for advice, they already know what they're going to do. So, they aren't really looking for advice. They want me to agree with / support the decision they've already made. When I don't support that decision, everything I say after that goes in one ear and out the other. Then, when the train wreck happens, they always say they should've listened to me.

I'm pretty much out of the advice giving business these days. The real hypocrisy on my part is, that I didn't listen to my wife when she told me that I was wasting my breath giving these women advice. So this isn't always lost on just women.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:08:29 PM EST
Every single one, then one didn't so I married her.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:17:03 PM EST
Yes. She was a good friend of mine. We "almost" dated a few times, we were hanging out one weekend and had sex like rabbits, and we kind of fell out of touch. She was always jumping from job to job. Moving from city to city.

Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:31:05 PM EST
My life has gotten much better since I got rid of the female friends. They are just too stupid to deal with. I have less than zero respect for women now including the ones in my family. If I am not fucking them I am no longer wasting time on them. Try this you might like it. It's a lot easier than banging your head into a wall on a daily basis because you can't tell them anything.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:34:18 PM EST
No - or at least not since high school.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:35:41 PM EST
I'm married, therefore I have no female friends.

I know how this shit works.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:35:56 PM EST
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Whole lot of truth right there.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:39:37 PM EST
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Originally Posted By damcv62:


Pretty damn much.
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Originally Posted By damcv62:
Originally Posted By HeVGunner:
Women don't actually want your advice, they simply want to yak about their bullshit to anyone who will listen.


Pretty damn much.

Because they already know everything.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:44:28 PM EST
That's just females in general.

Had one girl I was friends with, didn't want anything more with her but I would have peed in her butt if she allowed. I told her she drank too much, smoked too much, stay up way to late, partied way to hard, and blamed everything on something/one else. She was constantly running late to work, gaining weight, looking like death, and getting in trouble with the cops. Told her she needed to slow her role if she wanted to see her 25th birthday.

Then one day she got a DWI and they found pills in her purse, gained a beer belly, became super unattractive, got fired, and a whole slew of self imposed shit. Don't talk to her anymore. No time for people like that.

Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:50:09 PM EST
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Originally Posted By RobRoy14:

Whole lot of truth right there.
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Originally Posted By RobRoy14:
Originally Posted By HeVGunner:
Women don't actually want your advice, they simply want to yak about their bullshit to anyone who will listen.

Whole lot of truth right there.


My wife and I had that conversation a while back and she agreed.

Or at least I think that's what she meant - who the hell knows.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:53:51 PM EST
Yup.

Not a lot you can do, except clear out before the inevitable train wreck.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 8:10:22 PM EST
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Yup, we're their emotional tampons. They'll use us, bloody us up, then throw us away.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 8:50:50 PM EST
You need to remember that to her, "it's not about the nail...."
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 8:53:06 PM EST
God bless women who don't listen to good advice.

This is why we have strippers.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 8:54:11 PM EST
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This

If you're still friends with your ex, you didn't fuck em hard or angry enough
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 9:02:20 PM EST
They are making you gay and you have no clue it's happening.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 9:06:03 PM EST
You're supposed to find the ones that don't do all that shit.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 2:24:17 AM EST
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Link Posted: 6/18/2014 2:30:35 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/18/2014 2:32:57 AM EST by 1srelluc]
I'll bet OP is HODORed (perpetual friend-zoned) by the women too. They probably have him come over to move heavy furniture around.

"jdessell will you be a dear and come over to help me move"......HODOR...HODOR.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 2:30:49 AM EST
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Yup, we're their emotional tampons. They'll use us, bloody us up, then throw us away.
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Originally Posted By vanvideo:
Originally Posted By HeVGunner:
Women don't actually want your advice, they simply want to yak about their bullshit to anyone who will listen.



Yup, we're their emotional tampons. They'll use us, bloody us up, then throw us away.




This.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 2:32:16 AM EST
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Link Posted: 6/18/2014 2:34:05 AM EST
Yeah, my ex-wife.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 2:37:15 AM EST
My ex wife. Always took her mothers advice ILO mine.

Wanna guess why we're divorced?
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 2:41:55 AM EST
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Originally Posted By HingleMcCringleberry:
I advised my best female friend to have sex with me. She didn't take my advise.

We're not friends anymore.
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HA! I just about spit up my coffee reading this lol
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 2:44:50 AM EST
And this is the reason we have porn today.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 2:45:32 AM EST
I've had males and females do this. I don't think either gender corners the market on stupid.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 2:48:15 AM EST
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This.


Link Posted: 6/18/2014 2:51:01 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/18/2014 2:53:27 AM EST by Plattekill]
No one ever heard of "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" ?!?!

Wimmen don't want advice, they want to share their feelings.

Don't offer solutions, they will not take them and will resent you for them.

Just nod your head and agree about how terrible it all is...

That makes them happy.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 2:52:53 AM EST
This is where my question, "Do you want my opinion, or do you want your opinion in a deeper voice?" comes into play.


Link Posted: 6/18/2014 2:55:18 AM EST
I do not associate with people like that, irrespective of gender.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 3:20:42 AM EST
My Wife will piss me off to no end with this, keep asking my opinion/advice on a subject(I am a low key kind of guy by nature) keep asking asking asking for my thoughts on this or that...then when I chime in WTF does she do??? promptly ignores me, by this time I am seeing red
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 3:30:27 AM EST
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Originally Posted By 96Ag:
This is where my question, "Do you want my opinion, or do you want your opinion in a deeper voice?" comes into play.



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I like your choice of words.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 3:32:52 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/18/2014 3:33:23 AM EST by MVolkJ]
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 3:34:23 AM EST
"Guys, Ever Have That Female Friend Who Against All Your Advice Does Everything Wrong?"

Married her. But she wasn't that way at first, I swear.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 3:34:32 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/18/2014 3:37:17 AM EST by Sleeper396]
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Originally Posted By HeVGunner:
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Whomever said to get rid of all female friends in your life and things will get better is a fucking genius. Seriously why would you torture yourself with the caddy bullshit of a female you aren't fucking?
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 3:39:25 AM EST
well duh!
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 3:41:40 AM EST
Yep and I'm dating her as we speak.... UGH!!!!
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 3:44:55 AM EST
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Originally Posted By AnticitizenOne:
Remember, to modern women you as a heterosexual male are a knuckle dragging idiot to be pitied and laughed at because that is how you are portrayed on tv. Your advice is worthless to them. I run into the exact same shit.
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BINGO!

They are taught that from upraising. You are either a prince or a serf. No in between.
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 3:46:46 AM EST
Originally Posted By jdessell:
I'm still on good terms with most of my ex girlfriends. I still speak to most of them on a regular basis.
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There's your trouble.
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