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Posted: 9/25/2004 3:44:39 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/25/2004 3:45:02 PM EST by Phessor]
Physicians:

a. The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health &Human Services)

Now think about this:


Guns!

a. The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500.
c. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188.

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do".

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban all doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people
to panic and seek medical attention.
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 4:01:11 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 4:03:15 PM EST
Again?


Aw jeeze, not this shit again.


Link Posted: 9/25/2004 6:01:11 PM EST
When you get sick or injured, don't go see a doctor. The sooner we get you out of the gene pool, the better
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 6:17:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By astro:
When you get sick or injured, don't go see a doctor. The sooner we get you out of the gene pool, the better



I'm sorry I JUST SAW THIS AND THOUGHT IT WAS DAMN FUNNY!!!
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 7:46:41 PM EST
I was asked to post this on DU. They are just plain goofey over there.

Lets see how long it takes before I am banned!
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 8:02:12 PM EST
What is a "freeper" they called me that on du.
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 8:05:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By Phessor:
What is a "freeper" they called me that on du.



whatever it means, they probably don't know either. I was called a fascist
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 8:07:42 PM EST
I'm sorry this is news
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 8:15:12 PM EST
Doctors save more lives than guns do. I'm willing to bet on it.
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 8:18:16 PM EST
Clearly, doctors must be banned...
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 8:32:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By IamtheNRA:
Clearly, doctors must be banned...



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