[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Gun Quotes (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 10/27/2014 12:53:25 AM EDT
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It has been a while since we had a Gun Quotes thread.
So I will supply 2. "You don't know me, son, so let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you will be awake, you'll be facing me. And you will be armed." From Arfcoms favorite TV show. I carry a gun because it is my responsibility alone - not that of the police, nor the government, nor the community - to defend the precious lives that God has entrusted to me." Will Dougan, writing in gomemphis. 08/17/03 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z2ucmARq-k
can't seem to get it embedded 
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| You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written down the side of mine...should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off! |
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"You see the woman in the window? I want you to see that woman, because that's my wife. That's not my apartment. You know who lives there? An African-American lives there. How do ya like that? And I'm gonna kill him...What do you think of that? Don't answer. You don't have to answer everything. I'm gonna kill her. I'm gonna kill her with a .44 Magnum pistol, a .44 Magnum pistol. I'm gonna kill her with that gun. Did you ever see what a .44 Magnum pistol can do to a woman's face? I mean it will fuckin' destroy it. Just blow her right apart. That's what it will do to her face. Now, did you ever see what it can do to a woman's pussy? That you should see. That you should see what a .44 Magnum's gonna do to a woman's pussy you should see. I know you must think I'm pretty sick. Right? You must think I'm pretty sick?"
(When he's playing with/drawing down in a mirror): "You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talking… you talking to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?" |
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From the James Garner movie "How Sweet It Is":
Young hippie son wanting to travel around the world: "Love's all over the world, Dad. It protects us all." JG as his Dad: "Well, I've been all over the world, son. Take a gun." (My apologies if this is not exact.) |
| "I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?" |
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My weapon of choice: The Walther PPK
"Chambered for the .32 ACP cartridge, my Walther has a magazine capacity of seven rounds, plus one in the chamber. And if whatever you're shooting doesn't die after you pump eight 32-caliber slugs into it, it's probably a dragon". Sterling Malory Archer, Archer. |
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“Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading,” — Thomas Jefferson
I don't carry a gun because I love it. I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me. Use a weapon that works every time. [All skill is in vain when an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket.] |
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I was going to post this, but could not remember the exact wording. It was always my favorite. |
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Quoted:
From Lord of War; "There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?" That is the problem right there 
That 11 other people are disarmed? You beat your ass that is a problem.. |
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Quoted:
I missed! I never miss! They must have been smaller than I thought! (Hard to Kill with Mason Storm AKA: Steven Seagal) "A whisper in the ear from this baby goes a long way!" "you didn't hear a thing, did you?" - NotMason Storm from Marked for Death, after making his own suppressors for his pew-pew-pews... 
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