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Posted: 2/2/2006 4:06:01 AM EDT
I hate groundhog day.  People going nuts about a stupid groundhog.  I enjoy watching the exploding prarie dog vids on this day.

Anyway.  This pic is priceless.  Chop it to heck or just laugh at it.


In this photo provided by Vaseline, Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil gets a reaction from Vaseline employees Laurel Johnson, left, and Margaret Baker, center, as he emerges from a box after handler Bill Deeley, right, placed him there while visiting Vaseline's exhibit tent in Barclay Square in the center of Punxsutawney, PA, Wednesday, Feb. 1, 2006. When throngs of people descend upon Punxsutawney to celebrate Groundhog Day on Thursday, businesses and other groups will try to ride the coattails of the cute and cuddly Punxsutawney Phil to gain publicity. (AP Photo/Vaseline, Ray Stubblebine)
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 4:07:04 AM EDT
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...and now for the felcher who has outgrown gerbils, we present.........
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 4:08:44 AM EDT
[#2]
Looks like a Richard Gere wet dream to me.........
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 4:10:26 AM EDT
[#3]
Girl on the left could make a python jealous with that mouth of hers..I think I'm in love
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 4:11:40 AM EDT
[#4]
Did I just see a picture of a groundhog on a bunch of vaseline boxes?????

It looks like the beginning of the sickest orgy in the history of man....
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 4:17:02 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Did I just see a picture of a groundhog on a bunch of vaseline boxes?????

It looks like the beginning of the sickest orgy in the history of man....




Link Posted: 2/2/2006 4:21:14 AM EDT
[#6]
After losing thier virginity decades ago, while in their very early teens, two women are delighted to see the arrival of their "Beaver in a Box", vaginal replacement system."


Edited to add:  Vaseline included for easier insertion.
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 4:22:31 AM EDT
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After losing thier virginity decades ago, while in their very early teens, two women are delighted to see the arrival of their "Beaver in a Box", vaginal replacement.



It needs a shave.
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 4:24:00 AM EDT
[#8]


Women everywhere are cheering the new "Beaver in a Box"--brought to you by the makers of Vaseline and K-Y Jelly.  
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 4:25:11 AM EDT
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Quoted:
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Women everywhere are cheering the new "Beaver in a Box"--brought to you by the makers of Vaseline and K-Y Jelly.  




Wow.  Welcome to 3 minutes ago.


Link Posted: 2/2/2006 5:07:00 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
...and now for the felcher who has outgrown gerbils, we present.........



That would make goatse look tame.
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 5:16:31 AM EDT
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.... They say we're young and we don't know
We won't find out until we grow

Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and baby I got you

Babe
I got you babe
I got you babe

They say our love won't pay the rent
Before it's earned, our money's all been spent
I guess that's so, we don't have a pot
But at least I'm sure of all the things we got...


Link Posted: 2/2/2006 5:19:39 AM EDT
[#12]
So how do they know that the Beaver has seen his own shadow?
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 11:07:20 AM EDT
[#13]
Imagine if Jesus saw his shadow!!!!

Six more milleniums of winter!!
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 12:38:13 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
So how do they know that the Beaver has seen his own shadow?



It's really quite simply actually.......

The guy you see in the picture with the top hat asks the groundhog, he then holds the rodent to his ear for the answer.  

GEEZ, How else would you get your long term weather predictions from a rodent?????
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 12:39:54 PM EDT
[#15]
I know we're not supposed to say this, but . . . . . . .  .


SIIHPAPP
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 12:41:23 PM EDT
[#16]
I hate that movie.
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 12:49:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/2/2006 12:53:36 PM EDT
[#18]
That's funny stuff XD!!!
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 12:53:42 PM EDT
[#19]
a groundhog and vaseline..

isnt that what elton john gave his bride-to-be?
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 12:54:07 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
That's funny stuff XD!!!



Link Posted: 2/2/2006 12:58:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/2/2006 1:04:44 PM EDT
[#22]
All this photo needs in Cindy Scheen.
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 1:11:06 PM EDT
[#23]
The guy in the top hat looks just like the guy who pulls the "rat" out of the stump in the movie.  Hu...
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 1:11:58 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
The guy in the top hat looks just like the guy who pulls the "rat" out of the stump in the movie.  Hu...


Same guy, IIRC.
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 2:24:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/2/2006 2:59:23 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
...and now for the felcher who has outgrown gerbils, we present.........




Still funny as shit though...
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 3:01:21 PM EDT
[#28]
10...

9...

8...

Car...
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 3:02:11 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
The guy in the top hat looks just like the guy who pulls the "rat" out of the stump in the movie.  Hu...


Same guy, IIRC.



Negative.  Guy in the movie was Brian Doyle Murray, Bill Murray's borther.
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 3:06:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/2/2006 3:14:00 PM EDT
[#31]
After years of research into the precognitive powers of groundhogs, the Punxsatawney Institute of Technology has unveiled the OIR (Orifice Infiltrating Rodent). Spokesman say upon insertion into the Orifice in question, the startle response of the rodent can provide advanced warning of rectal polyps, colon cancer,pregnancy ,and bad breath........
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 3:16:46 PM EDT
[#32]
after seeing any groundhog now i have flashbacks to the days i killed about 15 of them with my AR15  and how they would do back flips as you blew them off of rocks. groundhog day the movie is awsome though!
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 3:46:31 PM EDT
[#33]
I swear I thought the thread title said GREYHOUND........EXCITED WOMEN.....VASELINE
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 4:03:55 PM EDT
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Quoted:
I swear I thought the thread title said GREYHOUND........EXCITED WOMEN.....VASELINE


Sounds like a really interesting fantasy you have.
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 4:33:39 PM EDT
[#35]

"Felching (google it), only sissies use hamsters".


ETA: Armageddon!!!, damn it, armageddon!!!
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