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Posted: 10/2/2011 4:12:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2011 4:24:47 PM EDT by Jdawg_Valdez]
Sorry, this won't be about Bon Jovi. Please do not mention Bon Jovi.

If you had to go out in a blaze of glory, would being gunned down by the feds be an acceptable cause?
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:14:50 PM EDT
getting gang raped to death by the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders sounds better to me
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:14:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Jdawg_Valdez:
Sorry, this won't be about Bon Jovi. Please do not mention Bon Jovi.

If you had to go out in a blaze of glory, would being gunned down by the feds be an acceptable cause?


I have no idea what you're getting at, but IN ON ONE
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:15:26 PM EDT
IBTL
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:16:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2011 4:16:56 PM EDT by NoloContendere]
Cheerleaders...


And weird question is weird
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:16:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By oldschool63:
getting gang raped to death by the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders sounds better to me


Indeed.... this indeed...
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:16:31 PM EDT
History is written by the victors...

If you get gunned down by the Feds, evidence will be found proving illegal and sexually deviant acts were done by you
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:16:33 PM EDT
In on page one, I got the corona's and Heinekins who's got the steaks?
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:16:42 PM EDT
Wake up in the morning
And I raise my weary head
I got an old coat for a pillow
And the earth was last night's bed
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:17:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:17:40 PM EDT
STEAK AND DILLO DUST!!!

cheerleaders...just send cheerleaders
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:18:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Jdawg_Valdez:

If you had to go out in a blaze of glory, would being gunned down by the feds be an acceptable cause?



Being gunned down by the feds is not a "cause", it's a "reaction".

What are you planning to do?
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:18:17 PM EDT
That CD was okay, not the best soundtrack I've ever heard but I love the YG movies and BJ so I have to give it some kudos.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:18:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:19:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:20:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:
History is written by the victors...

If you get gunned down by the Feds, evidence will be found proving illegal and sexually deviant acts were done by you


This. There'll be no glory.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:20:17 PM EDT
Only if Internet Attention Whoredom is a Federal offense, methinks.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:21:18 PM EDT
Guys, I'm not doing anything that will get me gunned down by the feds (at least AFAIK). When the Feds gun you down though, will they shoot your dog like the normal police?
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:21:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:
History is written by the victors...

If you get gunned down by the Feds, evidence will be found proving illegal and sexually deviant acts were done by you

Steel tubing, rubber washers and kiddie porn.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:21:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2011 4:22:53 PM EDT by Aiden]
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:


This thread is now about Bon Jovi!!!!







Who else likes "Wanted, Dead or Alive?"

That song is so awesome, it should be on an Asia album!!!




Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:22:44 PM EDT
ibtl
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:23:10 PM EDT
chased off a cliff by a whole mess of neekid chicks sounds better

Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:23:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22:
Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:
History is written by the victors...

If you get gunned down by the Feds, evidence will be found proving illegal and sexually deviant acts were done by you

Steel tubing, rubber washers and kiddie porn.


Both ends! What a player!
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:23:52 PM EDT

I want to die at 93 years old.

Shot by my 20 year old girlfriend's jealous husband.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:24:00 PM EDT
Once during an Ethics course, while reading about advanced directives, I ran across this wonderful little gem floating in a sea of legalese. I quote ************ Health System Policy & Procedure, Section V (Procedures), Number 10.02 (Method of Revocation), Letter a) (page 165 in the syllabus):

"A directive may be revoked by: the declarant (or someone in the declarant's presence and at the declarant's direction) canceling, defacing, obliterating, burning, tearing, or otherwise destroying the directive..."

When I am old and infirm and in a hospital sickbed, I fully intend to have a directive at hand, so that I may, at some point during my treatment, pretend to wake from a deep stupor, scream 'This is my OLD directive!', produce a lighter, and commence combustion of said directive.

I plan to attempt this only after I have been placed on oxygen just to make things more interesting.

For those of you wondering, "the declarant [may orally state] the declarant's intent to revoke the directive." So yeah, if you want to take the safe way out, go for it. But me, I'm going out in a blaze of glory, advance directive, and bedclothes.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:24:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RED_5:
chased off a cliff by a whole mess of neekid chicks sounds better


You do realize this sounds...ummm..gay. you run TOWARD the nekid chicks. (unless they have a taser......)
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:24:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:24:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2011 4:26:37 PM EDT by SgtKiwi]
In on 1..... and you're "Odd"...

ETA: I have stuff underneath my avatar that you can't see..... I'm cool like that.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:24:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Jdawg_Valdez:
Guys, I'm not doing anything that will get me gunned down by the feds (at least AFAIK). When the Feds gun you down though, will they shoot your dog like the normal police?

No they'll take your dog and make him surrender

Then they'll have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:25:18 PM EDT
It's never cool to create negative waves.

Try to create positive ways. You know how to do it. It's because you're trying to cheat when you don't.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:25:21 PM EDT
In on one
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:25:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:26:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By substandard:

Originally Posted By RED_5:
chased off a cliff by a whole mess of neekid chicks sounds better


You do realize this sounds...ummm..gay. you run TOWARD the nekid chicks. (unless they have a taser......)


it's a play on Monty Python... I couldn't find the clip to share.. so I failed, again
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:26:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:
History is written by the victors...

If you get gunned down by the Feds, evidence will be found proving illegal and sexually deviant acts were done by you


This or even before your dead and you just decide not to play their games
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:26:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VBC:
It's never cool to create negative waves.

Try to create positive ways. You know how to do it. It's because you're trying to cheat when you don't.

Why aren't you helping them fix the tank Oddball?
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:26:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SgtKiwi:
In on 1..... and you're "Odd"....


+1
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:26:59 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:27:11 PM EDT
"Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course."
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:27:44 PM EDT
Hey, did somebody call me?

<––––––-


Sorry, I was hanging out in subnet's chatroom. Can't stay here long, either, Need to be heading to New Mexico.


Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:27:55 PM EDT
“No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die for their country.” Patton.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:28:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Pi_r_Round:
"Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course."


lol.. classic
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:28:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:28:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:28:44 PM EDT
10/2/11...The Day GD Officially Became Gay for Shirtless Pics of Bon Jovi
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:28:52 PM EDT



I refuse to post anything about Bon Jovi - so here's a corn dog.



Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:28:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2011 4:29:41 PM EDT by Jarhead_22]
Originally Posted By NoloContendere:
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22:
Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:
History is written by the victors...

If you get gunned down by the Feds, evidence will be found proving illegal and sexually deviant acts were done by you

Steel tubing, rubber washers and kiddie porn.


Both ends! What a player!

Wilson Blair sends his best regards.
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:29:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Pi_r_Round:
"Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course."


You spare the women folks?
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:29:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:30:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Jdawg_Valdez:
Sorry, this won't be about Bon Jovi. Please do not mention Bon Jovi.

If you had to go out in a blaze of glory, would being gunned down by the feds be an acceptable cause?



The fuck???
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:31:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2011 4:31:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Jdawg_Valdez:
Sorry, this won't be about Bon Jovi. Please do not mention Bon Jovi.

If you had to go out in a blaze of glory, would being gunned down by the feds be an acceptable cause?


Do we have another "writer" here?
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