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Posted: 5/27/2001 11:59:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/27/2001 11:59:11 AM EDT by rigidrotor_rt]
Ok, first,as far as I know this is not about our beloved goat boy that we all have come to love and cherish. Ok,second..this is so damn funny I just had to pass it on to those of you that missed it a few months back. It will make you think and appreciate the struggles of others! Enjoy! Chris in FLA Subject: Goat Boy Story Please help... this is a true story and I need all the help I can get... My evil leader goat escaped out of the goat pen Wednesday, and jumped on the hood of my jeep, (saw another goat in the windshield) and butted out the windshield. He then jumped on my new 500 dollar canvas top and shit and pissed and wollered all over it. After he was bored with that, he decided that he could jump on the barn roof from the overhang that the jeep was under. My wife called me offshore and told me what had happened and asked me what she should do... I told her move the jeep, if he jumped down on the top he will go through it. I figured if he got hungry enough he would find his own way down...... I went home Saturday (week on week off) and that evil son of a bitch was still on the barn roof, squalling at the top of his lungs, up on the peak of the roof. All of the other goats had gathered around like he was some kind of messiah (it looked like the mountain scene from close encounters)... He did eat all the foliage from around the barn... the only positive aspect of this whole sorry state of affairs..... My barn roof is 35 feet high with a very steep angle, but is only made of thin sheet metal and 2x4's. I am 6'4 and weigh about 275 and would drop through like a rock so getting on the roof was not an option. The lowest edge is 10 feet from the ground, except for the overhang I park the jeep under. Some Muslims in town have been buying goats from me recently and I figured that if I shot him, I could sell him to the heathens and get revenge all at the same time. Maybe even get enough cash to replace the windshield... Sent my son in for the SPAS and 2 OO buck shotshells.... I drew a bead in the ghost ring and BLAM....... He spun around and around and landed half over each side of the peak of the damn roof... This happened yesterday morning and he is starting to get ripe. I can't shoot him again as it will damage the roof.... I tried lassoing him.... throwing stuff at him..... etc.... I called the local VFD (I always send them their 25 dollar suggested donation) they laughed.... I don't have an extension ladder that will get me close enough, and I don't want to take the chance of sending one of my children up there... [b]Goat Boy part 2[/b] [url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=25494[/url]
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