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Posted: 3/16/2006 8:07:15 PM EDT
So I go into a patient's room today and see her. She leaves and as I was leaving I see a giant loogie on the floor. I am talking the size of cup of pudding. I was sooooooo grossed out. I guess she lost her mucous plug but left it on the floor.
 You guys think your jobs suck. Its not all fun and games. Chicks that look like Jessica Simpson only come in so often. 
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Posted: 3/16/2006 8:10:35 PM EDT
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I always thought it resembled brown wax.
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Posted: 3/16/2006 8:11:27 PM EDT
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it would be that much worse if you were a gynocologist and saw something like that
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Posted: 3/16/2006 8:12:02 PM EDT
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Nope a big blob of snot, with blood streaks even. |
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Posted: 3/16/2006 8:12:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/16/2006 8:13:42 PM EDT
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If only he knew... 
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Posted: 3/16/2006 8:14:25 PM EDT
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 He IS an OB/GYN. |
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Posted: 3/16/2006 8:14:28 PM EDT
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You started a thread on this?????
You actually have patients that would leave loogies or mucus plugs on doors? EWWWWWW! Eta: floor, but still dammmmm. |
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Posted: 3/16/2006 8:16:51 PM EDT
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Not the DOOR, the FLOOR!
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Posted: 3/16/2006 8:18:37 PM EDT
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My wife was a nurse in an OB/GYN office for years before going into real-estate. She used to tell me stories about things like lancing cysts "down there" and I was like "Look honey, if you ever want my dick to get hard again, please don't tell me this stuff."
In some regards, women definitely got screwed on the "design" aspect of the human body. |
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Posted: 3/16/2006 8:19:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/16/2006 8:21:48 PM EDT
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Is "Loogie" an official medical term?
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Posted: 3/16/2006 8:42:49 PM EDT
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So what I have been "hawking up" and spitting out all these years has not phlem? Eewwwww  |
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Posted: 3/16/2006 8:55:27 PM EDT
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Repulsive thread of the day award winner!!!!
God, how do you clean something like that up? A mop would just spread it all over the floor. You could use a wet vac but then somebody would have to get into a CBW suit and use a pressure washer on the vacuum. Thermite grenade maybe?? |
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Posted: 3/16/2006 8:57:01 PM EDT
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Are you getting paid enough $$$ to compensate?
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Posted: 3/16/2006 9:07:10 PM EDT
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Um, point of order-- Do I have a "mucous plug" I am not aware of?  Did I "lose" mine when I was too young to remember? (Best choice by FAR!) Is it a "female only" thing (he asks while his wife just went to bed and is waiting for his attention)? Oh God--do I want to know?? 
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Posted: 3/16/2006 9:09:54 PM EDT
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I think you need to have a cervix and be prego... so, maybe. 
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Posted: 3/16/2006 9:12:16 PM EDT
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Dont worry BK1, the only plug you have to worry about is the buttplug your wife likes to use on you for foreplay. You do need a cervix and be pregnant. Yes. |
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Posted: 3/16/2006 9:14:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/16/2006 9:19:49 PM EDT
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Yes it is and so is boobies. |
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Posted: 3/16/2006 9:24:48 PM EDT
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My baby loves mommy's boobie juice. 
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Posted: 3/16/2006 9:38:17 PM EDT
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Well good, now that I have an answer I'm going to bed--confident I'm not going to wake up next to one. Blech!
Dang ARDOC, I liked it better when women were a wonderful, fascinating mystery. This internet thing often provides TMI. yick |
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Posted: 3/16/2006 9:41:34 PM EDT
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BK1, women are interesting and wonderful creatures. They can be mean as pitbulls and will lay down in front of a truck to save one of their babies. I have also seen the bad side of women as well. Night! |
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Posted: 3/16/2006 9:45:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/16/2006 9:52:16 PM EDT
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Duuuuuuuude  Man, I wish my mom was still around, so I could slap her for always going on about sharing with yer friends ! Some things just NEED to be kept to yourself. Good lord.... I coulda gone the rest of the night without reading that.
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Posted: 3/16/2006 9:53:56 PM EDT
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Bro.... "Cat Doctor" don't mean he fixes FOUR legged pussies
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Posted: 3/16/2006 10:01:58 PM EDT
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I had a chic on the Ambulance hand it to me in a napkin, She called and said she was in labor, upon arriving I asked if she had any signs of labor and she hands me this napkin and says " Is this a good enough sign".
Yes Ma'am it is now we can go to the hospital. But yes it was like a dark green to yellow tinged with blood, natural but still very nasty. |
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