Posted: 7/9/2017 2:25:01 PM EDT
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A fellow arfcommer, my Dad, and I went out for dinner at a popular establishment in Scottsdale
At some point we were approached by a couple that asked if we were "famous.". We told them to piss off in a nice way and we forgot about it. When we left the establishment they were outside and immediately asked us if we were drinking. We made up some bs tales to send them on their way. What did they want? No blading. Very close to it. |
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Do you look like this guy? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dgjzXSHV4mY/T9-ClQKDU6I/AAAAAAAAE0U/OxlHW_T9Ins/s1600/marty_feldman_512.jpg most likely RIP, Marty 
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A fellow arfcommer, my Dad, and I went out for dinner at a popular establishment in Scottsdale At some point we were approached by a couple that asked if we were "famous.". We told them to piss off in a nice way and we forgot about it. When we left the establishment they were outside and immediately asked us if we were drinking. We made up some bs tales to send them on their way. What did they want? No blading. Very close to it. A kidney? |
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A fellow arfcommer, my Dad, and I went out for dinner at a popular establishment in Scottsdale At some point we were approached by a couple that asked if we were "famous.". When we left the establishment they were outside and immediately asked us if we were drinking. We made up some bs tales to send them on their way. What did they want? No blading. Very close to it I looked at her and said, "You want an autograph don't you?" She said yes, so I signed her tits, she took a few selfies of all us, and posted them online. I got her Fb name, so I could read all of the confused reactions from her friends. I'll post them later. Fixed it for you. |
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A fellow arfcommer, my Dad, and I went out for dinner at a popular establishment in Scottsdale At some point we were approached by a couple that asked if we were "famous.". When we left the establishment they were outside and immediately asked us if we were drinking. We made up some bs tales to send them on their way. What did they want? No blading. Very close to it I looked at her and said, "You want an autograph don't you?" She said yes, so I signed her tits, she took a few selfies of all us, and posted them online. I got her Fb name, so I could read all of the confused reactions from her friends. I'll post them later. Fixed it for you. 
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A fellow arfcommer, my Dad, and I went out for dinner at a popular establishment in Scottsdale At some point we were approached by a couple that asked if we were "famous.". We told them to piss off in a nice way and we forgot about it. When we left the establishment they were outside and immediately asked us if we were drinking. We made up some bs tales to send them on their way. What did they want? No blading. Very close to it. |
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A fellow arfcommer, my Dad, and I went out for dinner at a popular establishment in Scottsdale At some point we were approached by a couple that asked if we were "famous.". We told them to piss off in a nice way and we forgot about it. When we left the establishment they were outside and immediately asked us if we were drinking. We made up some bs tales to send them on their way. What did they want? No blading. Very close to it. A kidney? |
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Correct reply would have been: No, but if you keep messing with me I WILL BE! Quoted:
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A fellow arfcommer, my Dad, and I went out for dinner at a popular establishment in Scottsdale At some point we were approached by a couple that asked if we were "famous.". We told them to piss off in a nice way and we forgot about it. When we left the establishment they were outside and immediately asked us if we were drinking. We made up some bs tales to send them on their way. What did they want? No blading. Very close to it. |
| As a general rule, I find it safest, and easiest to not speak with people I do not know. Usually street people working an angle try to engage someone using lines like "are you famous", "do you have the time", "do you have a light (for a cigarette)", asking directions, or some other way to engage a passerby in conversation. Once engaged, the street people usually get to some version of "can I have money, food, gas", or some other BS. It is much easier to not get drawn in to begin with. That does not mean I ignore them, rather, it means to keep aware of them, and do my best to avoid them and discourage any further attempts engage me. |
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As a general rule, I find it safest, and easiest to not speak with people I do not know. Usually street people working an angle try to engage someone using lines like "are you famous", "do you have the time", "do you have a light (for a cigarette)", asking directions, or some other way to engage a passerby in conversation. Once engaged, the street people usually get to some version of "can I have money, food, gas", or some other BS. It is much easier to not get drawn in to begin with. That does not mean I ignore them, rather, it means to keep aware of them, and do my best to avoid them and discourage any further attempts engage me. Fellow arfcommer is cool as a cucumber. He immediately responded with bs to counter their ruse. My dad just brushed it off. I wanted another drink.
In all seriousness, they were working some angle. I am still trying to figure it out. |
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What were you driving?
Were you flashing a lot of cash? I spent 4 days in Scottsdale on Jul 4 weekend and I hit a lot of places. I slung a lot of cash. I guess I look more like a cop than someone famous.  I go up there a lot to show cars and know the place pretty well. People always ask me if I am a cop.
Fact is a lot of famous people live in Scottsdale AZ for the relative anonymity they get. Land is cheap. Seclusion is easy. Many sports stars from all over the US live there and commute on charters to their sports games. Lots of CEOs have their headquarters in Scottsdale or in other places and spend weekends in Scottsdale in the winter. It is a hub of affluence and is easily comparable to Beverly Hills lite. |
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What were you driving? Were you flashing a lot of cash? I spent 4 days in Scottsdale on Jul 4 weekend and I hit a lot of places. I slung a lot of cash. I guess I look more like a cop than someone famous.
People always ask me if I am a cop. I think that they realized that they were fishing in the wrong pond. |
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It was an odd experience. Fellow arfcommer is cool as a cucumber. He immediately responded with bs to counter their ruse. My dad just brushed it off. I wanted another drink.
In all seriousness, they were working some angle. I am still trying to figure it out. |
| If they were inside the establishment when they asked you if you were famous ? They were obviously not the typical phoenix area street beggars. My guess, looking for friendly folk to party with. A he and she looking to hook up with 3 males may also may have been looking for cuck/gang bang activity. And yes possibly looking for some shared or even free bar tabs. |
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If they were inside the establishment when they asked you if you were famous ? They were obviously not the typical phoenix area street beggars. My guess, looking for friendly folk to party with. A he and she looking to hook up with 3 males may also may have been looking for cuck/gang bang activity. And yes possibly looking for some shared or even free bar tabs. |
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"This one time, in GD..." Quoted:
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A fellow arfcommer, my Dad, and I went out for dinner at a popular establishment in Scottsdale .. We made up some bs tales to send them on their way. "This one time, in GD..." |
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Is it possible you had two guys with you that looked like body guards head on swivel types and you looked relaxed?
I have had someone try a somewhat similar approach and close distance I think for a pocket pick. I put him on the ground before I realized he was probably just a drunk idiot. |
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Is it possible you had two guys with you that looked like body guards head on swivel types and you looked relaxed? I have had someone try a somewhat similar approach and close distance I think for a pocket pick. I put him on the ground before I realized he was probably just a drunk idiot. A 180 pound Mitchell! wannabe Some other cat that Roger Moore wants to look like My dad. An old man. Yes. We look loaded. |
