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6/12/2005 4:05:51 PM EDT
I'm getting laid on Friday!!!!YES!!!!FINALLY!!!!!!!
6/12/2005 4:07:09 PM EDT
[#1]
How do you know that?

And remember to take and later post pics.
6/12/2005 4:07:35 PM EDT
[#2]
new supply of kleenex and lotion come in?
6/12/2005 4:07:51 PM EDT
[#3]
Sweet!  So...how much will it cost you..I mean whats the cost in your neighborhood?
6/12/2005 4:08:45 PM EDT
[#4]
6/12/2005 4:09:19 PM EDT
[#5]
Pics?
6/12/2005 4:09:50 PM EDT
[#6]
What's his name?
6/12/2005 4:09:56 PM EDT
[#7]
Finally got a date with Palmella Handerson, eh?
6/12/2005 4:10:01 PM EDT
[#8]
Sister coming in for a visit?
6/12/2005 4:10:36 PM EDT
[#9]
Will someone else be present when this momentous and historic occasion occurs?z
6/12/2005 4:10:47 PM EDT
[#10]
Another notch in your belt, eh?
6/12/2005 4:11:04 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
I'm getting laid on Friday!!!!YES!!!!FINALLY!!!!!!!


Did you have to schedule an appointment???
6/12/2005 4:11:06 PM EDT
[#12]
Rosie Palm willing to put out?
6/12/2005 4:12:13 PM EDT
[#13]
I double dog dare you to post a range report!  You will have your man card taken if you don't.
6/12/2005 4:12:28 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
What's his name?
6/12/2005 4:12:47 PM EDT
[#15]
Post a range report afterwards.
6/12/2005 4:12:50 PM EDT
[#16]
You checked the UPS tracking number?

Man, you're going to be pissed if there's a delay.
6/12/2005 4:15:08 PM EDT
[#17]
Something is very, very wrong if it's SCHEDULED.


You should NEVER know for sure when it will happen, until it DOES happen.


CJ
6/12/2005 4:15:49 PM EDT
[#18]
You have to set up a time and date to get laid?!?!

How about you refer her to this thread......
6/12/2005 4:15:55 PM EDT
[#19]
at what time?
6/12/2005 4:16:18 PM EDT
[#20]
6/12/2005 4:16:23 PM EDT
[#21]
Probably a blind date... fresh outa prison.
6/12/2005 4:16:25 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I'm getting laid on Friday!!!!YES!!!!FINALLY!!!!!!!


Did you have to schedule an appointment???


$4.95 a minute, appointments taken in advance
6/12/2005 4:16:42 PM EDT
[#23]
What time the escort coming over?
6/12/2005 4:16:54 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Something is very, very wrong if it's SCHEDULED.


You should NEVER know for sure when it will happen, until it DOES happen.


CJ


While they're both bad, I guess scheduling it in advance is better than finding out after the fact.

<wakes up with a hang over> "what the.. why the hell is my ass sore?"
6/12/2005 4:17:19 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Something is very, very wrong if it's SCHEDULED.


You should NEVER know for sure when it will happen, until it DOES happen.


CJ


To hell with that! If he is paying for it, he may as well get to set the time and date!
6/12/2005 4:18:38 PM EDT
[#26]
HAHAHA getting back home on Friday after being TDY since FEB.! !
6/12/2005 4:19:32 PM EDT
[#27]
Well OK then, Thanks for the info.........
6/12/2005 4:20:11 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
www.boysstuff.co.uk/Images/prod_center/sheep.jpg
6/12/2005 4:20:26 PM EDT
[#29]
conjugal visit? moving into the cell across the hall with bubba?
6/12/2005 4:23:36 PM EDT
[#30]
This thread is great.
6/12/2005 4:24:36 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Quoted:
www.boysstuff.co.uk/Images/prod_center/sheep.jpg






Man that hurts it really hurts. I got Grand Cahampion with my sheep in FFA. I can't believe you would joke about the mutton.
Now where did I leave my velcro gloves?
6/12/2005 4:26:01 PM EDT
[#32]
Finally got your arm out of that cast, huh?
6/12/2005 4:26:21 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
HAHAHA getting back home on Friday after being TDY since FEB.! !


So in other words... during sex on friday, your wife is gonna hollar...






"NoMoAmmo... is that YOU?!?!?!!?  




Sorry
6/12/2005 4:27:35 PM EDT
[#34]
So what is his name?
6/12/2005 4:33:07 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
HAHAHA getting back home on Friday after being TDY since FEB.! !


Once getting back from a 2 month TDY I made my fiance pick me up at the airport instead of taking the Army bus back for the 3-hour ride.

While we were getting reacquainted at an budget-priced motel the mopes in the bus got a flat tire and had to wait 6 hours on the Illinois tollway before they got moving (flat spare too).
6/12/2005 4:41:16 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Sweet!  So...how much will it cost you..I mean whats the cost in your neighborhood?


+1  The only SURE thing is when $$$$ are flyin'.
6/12/2005 4:43:23 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
HAHAHA getting back home on Friday after being TDY since FEB.! !


If it isn't tighter than when you left, start the investigation.  
6/12/2005 4:43:40 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Something is very, very wrong if it's SCHEDULED.


You should NEVER know for sure when it will happen, until it DOES happen.


CJ


How will he know when to take the Viagra?
6/12/2005 7:29:14 PM EDT
[#39]
chickens.... count... before.... hatch....
6/12/2005 7:31:42 PM EDT
[#40]
Now thats funny



Quoted:
Finally got your arm out of that cast, huh?
6/12/2005 7:34:49 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
new supply of kleenex and lotion come in?




Look at the state he lives in.....I think he just met Clean_Cut


Sgatr15
6/12/2005 7:44:11 PM EDT
[#42]
ok, so the guy can't spell too well...

he's going to Hawaii, and he sure to get Lei'd  
6/12/2005 7:47:17 PM EDT
[#43]
With my luck Aunt Flo would show up on Friday morning.
6/12/2005 7:53:59 PM EDT
[#44]
Bess be careful,...you'll put someones eye out with that thing.
6/12/2005 7:56:35 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
With my luck Aunt Flo would show up on Friday morning.



Ride the Red Tide
6/12/2005 8:05:10 PM EDT
[#46]
I'm betting you just jinxed yourself.

Here's what'll happen.....

1) You bust yer' nut as soon as the panties drop.
2) She ruins it for you by talking about some other guy.
3) She gained weight and girth and doesn't do it for you anymore, if ever.
4) Shrimp's got a different smell.

I really hope neither of these things happen and everything goes off without a hitch, BUT,
declaring a pussy conquered before you get "in country" sets you up for dissapointment.

Lucky for you that your grip is strong.

HS1
6/12/2005 8:12:43 PM EDT
[#47]


6/12/2005 8:46:11 PM EDT
[#48]
I was going to suggest calling ARDOC to "check out" your "date"..........
6/12/2005 8:55:42 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
I'm getting laid on Friday!!!!YES!!!!FINALLY!!!!!!!


If your butt stops hurting you can do it again saturday
6/12/2005 9:00:42 PM EDT
[#50]


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