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5/16/2007 4:51:23 AM EDT
Get Over My Hotness

Jessica Alba wants movie executives to get past her "hotness" so she can start landing some serious acting roles.

The 26-year-old beauty is sick of being viewed as a sex symbol.

Jessica told America's GQ magazine: "I hope all my new work will help producers in getting past my hotness."

5/16/2007 4:52:34 AM EDT
[#1]
Sounds like she needs to get over HERSELF before anyone really takes her seriously.
5/16/2007 4:52:37 AM EDT
[#2]
Well someone thinks a bit highly of themselves don't they.
5/16/2007 4:54:15 AM EDT
[#3]
I have this problem as well...
5/16/2007 4:56:46 AM EDT
[#4]
She doesn't have to worry about that.  Given TIME, everyone will be over with her and another babe will take her place.  Then she'll wish people will still fawn over her.
5/16/2007 4:56:58 AM EDT
[#5]
pics?
5/16/2007 4:57:49 AM EDT
[#6]
Personally...  I think she's a pig.
5/16/2007 4:58:42 AM EDT
[#7]
Gee...I never thought she was that hot in the first place.
5/16/2007 4:58:54 AM EDT
[#8]
5/16/2007 5:12:18 AM EDT
[#9]
Meh...shes ok..
5/16/2007 5:23:53 AM EDT
[#10]
I'd hit it after a couple of beers.  

The top of that dress looks like its made from a gunny sack.
5/16/2007 5:24:23 AM EDT
[#11]
We had a poll @ work - whos hotter:

Jessica Biel
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Alba

Alba won, followed by Simpson, with Biel only getting two votes.  One of which is mine.  /shrug  

- G
5/16/2007 5:25:30 AM EDT
[#12]
She wants people to focus less on her looks, and she gives in interview in GQ, of all places?
5/16/2007 5:27:32 AM EDT
[#13]
I'd like to spend some time "over her hottness."  
It'd be the best 48.725 seconds of her life.
5/16/2007 5:27:33 AM EDT
[#14]
I think that she is incredibly hot, but if she wanted to be taken seriously, she shouldn't have done that scene in Sin City! Holy Smokes!
5/16/2007 5:37:52 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
I think that she is incredibly hot, but if she wanted to be taken seriously, she shouldn't have done that scene in Sin City! Holy Smokes!


I don't know what you are talking about, my left hand took that scene very seriously.
5/16/2007 5:43:18 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
Gee...I never thought she was that hot in the first place.


My gaydar siren is going off.
5/16/2007 5:44:52 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Gee...I never thought she was that hot in the first place.


My gaydar siren is going off.


You don't say.
5/16/2007 5:52:11 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
I think that she is incredibly hot, but if she wanted to be taken seriously, she shouldn't have done that scene in Sin City! Holy Smokes!



Carla Gugino nekkid stole the show for me
5/16/2007 5:54:44 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
I'd hit it after a couple of beers.  

The top of that dress looks like its made from a gunny sack.


I was thinking it looked like a Coleman Lantern Mantle.
5/16/2007 5:56:52 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Gee...I never thought she was that hot in the first place.


My gaydar siren is going off.


You don't say.



No kidding.....the needle should have flown off and killed the family cat.
5/16/2007 5:57:54 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I think that she is incredibly hot, but if she wanted to be taken seriously, she shouldn't have done that scene in Sin City! Holy Smokes!



Carla Gugino nekkid stole the show for me



Can I get a "Hell Yea"!
5/16/2007 5:58:01 AM EDT
[#22]
She's asking too much.
5/16/2007 5:58:36 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Gee...I never thought she was that hot in the first place.


My gaydar siren is going off.


You don't say.



No kidding.....the needle should have flown off and killed the family cat.


5/16/2007 5:58:48 AM EDT
[#24]
maybe she can do porn for a while so she doesn't take herself so seriously
5/16/2007 6:00:26 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Gee...I never thought she was that hot in the first place.


My gaydar siren is going off.


You don't say.



No kidding.....the needle should have flown off and killed the family cat.


5/16/2007 6:00:49 AM EDT
[#26]
There's a way to fix that, Jessica.



Repeat until "hotness" is no longer an issue.
5/16/2007 6:04:20 AM EDT
[#27]
When you're that hot you're allowed to say things like that.
5/16/2007 6:05:28 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
There's a way to fix that, Jessica.

www.ericlee.info/backonabike/donut.jpg

Repeat until "hotness" is no longer an issue.


I don't know JW777.....I have seen some BIG GIRL porn on TV here [Belgium]



If I wasn't gay...I would be now.
5/16/2007 6:05:42 AM EDT
[#29]
She needs to learn how to act before anyone will consider her for roles that don't have anything to do with her looks.
5/16/2007 6:06:30 AM EDT
[#30]
All she needs to do is turn down the cheesy ass movies and go after some real ones.

She's not too bad of an actor... and she can get away with not being great because I'll be staring at her ass half the time anyway
5/16/2007 6:06:39 AM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
Personally...  I think she's a pig.
5/16/2007 6:06:57 AM EDT
[#32]
That's the dumbest thing ever. Doesn't she realize that the only reason she has a job is because she's totally hot? Seriously, there are a million women out there who could act as well as she can. What separates her? Her hotness.  Hey Jessica, change your name, hit Krispy Kreme every morning and dress frumpy if you have a problem with your "hotness". Fucking ditz.
5/16/2007 6:06:59 AM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
There's a way to fix that, Jessica.

www.ericlee.info/backonabike/donut.jpg

Repeat until "hotness" is no longer an issue.


I don't know JW777.....I have seen some BIG GIRL porn on TV here [Belgium]



If I wasn't gay...I would be now.


Thanks Stoner.  That's now two fits of laughter I've had to explain to my coworkers.
5/16/2007 6:07:39 AM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
I have this problem as well...


Same here
5/16/2007 6:13:41 AM EDT
[#35]
IMHO hot actresses get taken seriously after they do "ugly" roles..

Hilary Swank (sorta hot from the neck down) gets the Oscar for Million Dollar Baby where she gets the shit beat out of her and "Boys Don't Cry" where she's a transvestite.

Halle Berry as a poor chick who gets done doggie style on the couch by Billy Bob Thornton in Monster's Ball (no slow dissolves and no soft music) Oscar!!


Charlize Theron in Monster...Oscar Time
5/16/2007 6:16:20 AM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Gee...I never thought she was that hot in the first place.


My gaydar siren is going off.


You don't say.



No kidding.....the needle should have flown off and killed the family cat.




I'll see your

and raise you and a
5/16/2007 7:00:16 AM EDT
[#37]
shes not all that


but i'd let her do me  
5/16/2007 7:17:20 AM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
shes not all that


but i'd let her do me  



Way to take one for the team there buddy!!!!!!!!
5/16/2007 7:24:46 AM EDT
[#39]
im just here to help what can i say  
5/16/2007 7:29:01 AM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
IMHO hot actresses get taken seriously after they do "ugly" roles..

Hilary Swank (sorta hot from the neck down) gets the Oscar for Million Dollar Baby where she gets the shit beat out of her and "Boys Don't Cry" where she's a transvestite.

Halle Berry as a poor chick who gets done doggie style on the couch by Billy Bob Thornton in Monster's Ball (no slow dissolves and no soft music) Oscar!!


Charlize Theron in Monster...Oscar Time



I just felt it move

Yea you're right though and I would add that chick brad pitt, after she did Kalifornia I sort of changed my opinion of her
5/16/2007 7:34:41 AM EDT
[#41]
I read that Ernest Borgnine had the same problem.  It wasn't until directors realized his acting potential that he got his serious roles... Bitch.
5/16/2007 7:40:44 AM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Gee...I never thought she was that hot in the first place.


My gaydar siren is going off.


You don't say.



No kidding.....the needle should have flown off and killed the family cat.


5/16/2007 7:46:56 AM EDT
[#43]
LOL at SS


i did think a lot about chaps in a non-villagepeople way for a while after seeing her in "Sin City"
5/16/2007 8:04:40 AM EDT
[#44]
Didn't Uma Thurman say the same thing in the 90s? And now she is begging anyone to exploit her "hotness" while she still has a little left.
5/16/2007 8:06:53 AM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
I'd like to spend some time "over her hottness."  
It'd be the best 48.725 seconds of her life.







That is some funny stuff right there!

BigDozer66
5/16/2007 8:08:53 AM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:
Didn't Uma Thurman say the same thing in the 90s? And now she is begging anyone to exploit her "hotness" while she still has a little left.


The difference between Uma T and Jessica A is that Jessica A is hot and Uma T never has been.

BigDozer66
5/16/2007 8:10:30 AM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Gee...I never thought she was that hot in the first place.


My gaydar siren is going off.


You don't say.


Now that is funny RIGHT THERE!
5/16/2007 8:12:01 AM EDT
[#48]
Wait... she's 26???

Sorry Jesse, you are last years news!  

So who's in the next crop of super hot 17 year old sluts starletts
5/16/2007 8:12:45 AM EDT
[#49]


Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Gee...I never thought she was that hot in the first place.


My gaydar siren is going off.


You don't say.



No kidding.....the needle should have flown off and killed the family cat.  


And THAT is funnier!!!!

5/16/2007 8:14:24 AM EDT
[#50]
I'll never get over her hotness!!!
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