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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:56:04 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 7:57:47 PM EST by raven]

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You're going to have to make a savings throw, Dick.
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Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:11:36 PM EST

"Do you honestly think that your little fireball with do anything to my level 17 troll?"
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:18:29 PM EST
"Ok, after you're done killing the hobgoblins, there's still the goblin chained up in the corner. What do you do?"

"Is it a female goblin?"

"You can't tell. It's too dark."

"Ok, well I get closer and bring the torch closer so I can tell the gender."

"Why, dude?"

"Cause, maybe she's HOT!"

"It's a fucking goblin, Don."

"A GIRL goblin!"

"You don't know that yet. It any case, the goblin's wearing a loincloth."

"Does it have tits?"

"Uh. No. No tits."

"Then I fucking kill it."

"I search the room."

"You find a trap door under a ratty rug."

"I search for traps."

"Make a roll."

"17. Did I make it?"

"To the best of your knowledge. Do you open the trap door?"
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:21:03 PM EST
Them old 1st editon books are worth some bling these days .
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:22:20 PM EST
LOL there is a vic 20 in the shot too. LOL My god... I have all the first editions/printings of those books... Man Im old..
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:22:21 PM EST
Fuckin A!!! Out Fucking Standing!!!

I grew up across the street from one of the old school D&D guys, Doug Niles... great guy!

Hey would DM for me and my friends when we were in high screwl. Fun times
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:55:47 PM EST
May Kerry lose his Saving Throw versus Surprise on November 2.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:05:23 PM EST
That's all I got to say about that.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:28:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
LOL there is a vic 20 in the shot too. LOL My god... I have all the first editions/printings of those books... Man Im old..

I've got them stashed in box in the garage....

and now folks know where my screen name came from....
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:48:02 PM EST
D&D nerds with guns? oh my...
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:54:04 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 9:54:34 PM EST by gaspain]

"ya see here, this is level 5 armor- dont try anything. bitch."
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 5:52:43 AM EST
that's awesome, and deserves a bump
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Link Posted: 10/2/2004 6:02:29 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 6:03:18 AM EST by DWFAN]
Roll a 20.

Shit, I rolled a 1.

You broke your weapon !

OR, I like this trick:

I cast a continual light spell on a gold piece and drop it in my scroll case. Then put the cap on it and only remove it when I need light.

And that my friends is a TACTICAL D&D FLASHLIGHT.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 6:05:11 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 6:05:26 AM EST by Yojimbo]

Link Posted: 10/2/2004 6:06:51 AM EST
Now if I posted that, I would get something like this.

You ass!
You find that funny.
Go fuck your kerry.
Your a fucking troll

Any how, how about my mace.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 6:10:17 AM EST

I like the Commodore 64 on the left!

My first computer!
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 6:10:40 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 6:38:55 AM EST by WI_Rifleman]
How much damage does a bunker buster do?

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I remember a couple of friends who attended churches that forbid the playing of TSR games. They would always have to tell their parents they were coming over to play Atari.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 6:36:14 AM EST
This is obviously a Democrat dirty trick. To wit:

- the picture is taken in the White House, not the basement of Barbara Bush's house.
- there are women present, and they are not goth or obese
- most of the guys are not overweight.
- or virgins.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 8:28:51 AM EST
That is too damn funny!!!!! I actually have those very books stowed away in my basement. My son found them and almost colored in themhear
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