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Posted: 8/21/2017 1:25:44 PM EDT
They remain illegal regardless of the eclipse. "Appeasing the sun-gods" won't hold up in court. 
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:28:37 PM EDT
[#1]
...fuck
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:29:28 PM EDT
[#2]
I wish you had posted this about 10 minutes ago!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:29:32 PM EDT
[#3]
But, but Muh Aztec!


Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:40:38 PM EDT
[#4]
That only applies if you kill people.

As the ancient Russian proverb says "Kill a hundred commies for mommy during the eclipse, and you will have peace in your time."


No people killed, no problem.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:42:18 PM EDT
[#5]
Check your Western Civilization privilege, shitlord.


Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:43:16 PM EDT
[#6]
Oopsie...
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:44:32 PM EDT
[#7]
But she was a virgin...
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:45:12 PM EDT
[#8]
That's why God invented wood chippers.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:47:25 PM EDT
[#9]
Why are you suppressing my religion!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:48:54 PM EDT
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That's just what she TOLD you...
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:49:25 PM EDT
[#11]
Substitute a bacon sacrifice instead.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:49:26 PM EDT
[#12]
But I'm all smeared up with peanut butter, got the chloroform out and everything..Ok....
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:50:24 PM EDT
[#13]
Uhhh...is there anyway to delete the green arrow so I can deny I read this?

Just wondering.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:50:27 PM EDT
[#14]
NOW you tell me....
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:51:07 PM EDT
[#15]
Good to know.  Thanks.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:51:24 PM EDT
[#16]
Shit, too late
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:51:50 PM EDT
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Post of the day, right there^
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:54:08 PM EDT
[#18]
Yea OK
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:55:28 PM EDT
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Sure, it's illegal now... But let's see what happens after the eclipse and Huitzilopochtli returns!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:01:37 PM EDT
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They all were at one one time.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:03:46 PM EDT
[#21]
I had to cancel mine due to not being able to find a qualified victim.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:03:58 PM EDT
[#22]
Stolen!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:06:17 PM EDT
[#23]
I'm part Aztec and you need to not tell my culture what I can and cannot do!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:08:49 PM EDT
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Do you need to speak to my Aztec manager?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:12:29 PM EDT
[#25]
What if I'm already at the volcano? That's an affirmative defense right?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:13:52 PM EDT
[#26]
I just gave an organic offering.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:16:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:16:58 PM EDT
[#28]
Clinton thread
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:21:28 PM EDT
[#29]
But if you can't sacrifice people to the Sun God....why is there an eclipse?

you're so dumb, OP
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:30:39 PM EDT
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Should have posted an advert. on ARFcom.. place is filled with virgins.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:32:42 PM EDT
[#31]
Damn. First post again....

I gotta go release someone..
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:36:41 PM EDT
[#32]
Hookers aren't people
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:41:34 PM EDT
[#33]
Kali Ma!
Kali Maaaaaaaaa!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:42:31 PM EDT
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They're just meat...
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:44:36 PM EDT
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... LOL
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:45:23 PM EDT
[#36]
Doh!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:46:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:46:39 PM EDT
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Not anymore anyway.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:48:48 PM EDT
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Yeah, but do you really want a pimply faced, 300lb, Cheetoh eating male to be your offering to RA?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:50:49 PM EDT
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It's part and parcel of living with White Privilege.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:51:08 PM EDT
[#41]
Wait, what???  I was just getting started!!

I was told it would be allowable!


Shit, now I have to clean this mess up!!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:52:27 PM EDT
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Not totally illegal,






Planned Parenthood is open.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 3:00:32 PM EDT
[#43]
Now ya tell me.

I guess the fact there was "no intent" to commit heinous human sacrifices isn't going to fare well either?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 3:04:22 PM EDT
[#44]
Fayetteville NC is out of virgins.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 3:12:59 PM EDT
[#45]
Just cram the hearts back in. It's probably fine.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 3:21:24 PM EDT
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Well, since she wasn't doing anyone any good anyway, we can allow it. But just this once.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 3:24:50 PM EDT
[#47]
It's going to be a long damned walk down this ziggurat
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 3:26:58 PM EDT
[#48]
Local party....  Joe Friday style.

Link Posted: 8/21/2017 3:27:34 PM EDT
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These days you have to find a unicorn first -- or one who is butt-ugly. Try the next AntiFa riot.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 3:27:52 PM EDT
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Should have posted an advert. on ARFcom.. place is filled with virgins.
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Shots Fired!
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