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Posted: 10/1/2012 8:51:42 PM EDT
So how many of you are going to find a way around the import restrictions and get your own?
BTW, The Daily Caller article link does not have any CoC violations, but the link it provides to the company website definitely does...
You haven’t truly lived until you have tasted premium liquor that was first dribbled down the bare chest of an international Playboy model.

Since not everyone is lucky enough to do this on a nightly basis, German liquor company G-Spirits has created limited-edition bottles of whiskey, vodka and rum that all go through one very special step before bottling: Each drop of liquor is poured down the bare breasts of a naked model before it’s packaged for your imbibing pleasure. Seriously.

...

The good news is that all it takes is a little imagination to create this same effect at home: Just grab a bottle of Jack Daniels and the nearest female of questionable moral standards, and voila! — you too can have boob booze in the comfort of your own living room or neighborhood adult entertainment venue.





 ...in that order
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Link Posted: 10/1/2012 8:57:49 PM EDT
Man, I forgot what awesome freaks the Germans are.  
Link Posted: 10/1/2012 8:59:08 PM EDT


Did not read the article but, That logo with the nude girl that i see in the video, will never make it to the states for sure...


But when did youtube start allowing nude videos??
Link Posted: 10/1/2012 9:00:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/1/2012 9:02:15 PM EDT
LOL
Link Posted: 10/1/2012 9:02:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2012 9:13:10 PM EDT
cool I have my mother send me one or bring me one when she visits next time

Link Posted: 10/1/2012 9:15:32 PM EDT



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cool I have my mother send me one or bring me one when she visits next time





"Hey mom, can you bring me some of that booze that's dribbled over a slut's tits?"



 
Link Posted: 10/1/2012 9:22:14 PM EDT
New meaning to "tit juice"
Link Posted: 10/1/2012 9:22:49 PM EDT
From the website:  "23 year old Amina Malakona"
Link Posted: 10/2/2012 8:04:18 AM EDT
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Quoted:
cool I have my mother send me one or bring me one when she visits next time


"Hey mom, can you bring me some of that booze that's dribbled over a slut's tits?"
 


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Link Posted: 10/2/2012 8:20:12 AM EDT

Add to cart.
Link Posted: 10/2/2012 8:22:48 AM EDT
Hilarious ...reminds me of the David Chapelle sketch where he demanded Cambodian breast milk..."I only drink the finest breast milks...now go get me some Cambodian!"
Link Posted: 10/2/2012 8:25:33 AM EDT
If I consumed Liquor, that would be the one
Link Posted: 10/2/2012 8:54:04 AM EDT
Next: premium coke that's been on a high end hooker's ass.
Link Posted: 10/2/2012 8:54:48 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2012 8:56:48 AM EDT
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Next: premium coke that's been on in a high end hooker's ass.



FIFY
Link Posted: 10/2/2012 8:57:27 AM EDT
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How fucking desperate does somebody have to be to buy that shit?


It's not desperation.

It's opulence + convenience.  It has it both.
Link Posted: 10/2/2012 8:57:44 AM EDT



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How fucking desperate does somebody have to be to buy that shit?






 
Link Posted: 10/2/2012 8:59:08 AM EDT
Gagnam style.
Link Posted: 10/2/2012 9:03:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2012 9:05:44 AM EDT
Damn, I need some Whiskey and Vodka but I bet the Rum is tasty too....
Link Posted: 10/2/2012 9:08:25 AM EDT
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Damn, I need some Whiskey and Vodka but I bet the Rum is tasty too....


More like TITskey and JUBka, amirite?
Link Posted: 10/2/2012 9:12:01 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/2/2012 9:17:12 AM EDT
the girls they are actually using

Link Posted: 10/2/2012 9:34:50 AM EDT
So, in this distillery's bottling plant, there's a bunch of international Playboy Playmates with their breastesses stuck out while booze pours over them before it gets bottled?



Day-in and day-out?  These hot chicks spend 40-hours a week having booze poured over their tit ol' biggies?



Because you'd have to have a passel of international Playboy Playmates to do anymore than 1 or 2 promotional cases of this stuff.



I ain't buyin' this bullshit.
Link Posted: 10/2/2012 9:39:27 AM EDT
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So, in this distillery's bottling plant, there's a bunch of international Playboy Playmates with their breastesses stuck out while booze pours over them before it gets bottled?

Day-in and day-out?  These hot chicks spend 40-hours a week having booze poured over their tit ol' biggies?

Because you'd have to have a passel of international Playboy Playmates to do anymore than 1 or 2 promotional cases of this stuff.

I ain't buyin' this bullshit.


You suspect that the actual industrial process has someone named "Helga" who weighs 350 lbs and hasn't showered in a month on the production line? Maybe when they're running behind on their production quota they slip in someone named Fritz from over in accounting while Helga takes a smoke break?

Buzzkill, man. Buzzkill.
Link Posted: 10/2/2012 9:43:23 AM EDT
for effiencency they use a old broad with saggy sad sacks.
that way the booze runs right down the udder and into the container without loss

run it over some perky round boobs and it will just run everywhere causing 20% loss

how do you like them apples?
Link Posted: 10/2/2012 9:43:48 AM EDT
"This sensuality awakens the true character of our brands and gives them an identity, a soul, a spirit"



And a new way to make money off suckers.



Link Posted: 10/2/2012 9:45:41 AM EDT



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How fucking desperate does somebody have to be to buy that shit?


What I was thinking....

 
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Link Posted: 10/2/2012 10:02:10 AM EDT
Bars are full of skeezoids who'll let you do that shit with a well drink or a light beer.
Fuck paying for it.
Link Posted: 10/2/2012 10:03:42 AM EDT
More money than sense?  Still can't get laid?  Do I have the drink for you!

I'll stick with the DIY version, thanks.
Link Posted: 10/2/2012 10:05:04 AM EDT
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Damn, I need some Whiskey and Vodka but I bet the Rum is tasty too....


More like TITskey and JUBka, amirite?


ROFL, yeah somethin' like that. What they *should* have done is use bottles shaped as those ladies to tie in the marketing. Brilliant marketing strategy really regardless of hotness of the models.
Link Posted: 10/2/2012 10:07:43 AM EDT
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Only $150/bottle
But they include an exclusive picture


And I'm sure the woman in the picture would be the same that poured it over her jubblies.  

Link Posted: 10/2/2012 10:07:44 AM EDT



Quoted:  used panties out of a vending machine


Link?

 











Link Posted: 10/2/2012 7:29:22 PM EDT
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Only $150/bottle
But they include an exclusive picture


And I'm sure the woman in the picture would be the same that poured it over her jubblies.  

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTzAWlZy9BRgJ3op7nM41ZBHbEDnU2MC-91nwyA91_mdggs-iPHZglBHQe_





Link Posted: 10/2/2012 8:17:02 PM EDT
At least it's not run through their snizzes...
Link Posted: 10/2/2012 8:59:06 PM EDT


A real Player: "Yo, hand me that bottle and watch this..."
A Sad Sack: "I'm gonna go online and pay extra to buy something that may or may not have touched a boob so that I can drink it. That's almost like touching a boob myself, right?"
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 4:59:41 PM EDT
disregard
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 5:26:20 PM EDT
This just gave a idea for booze for wimmens,I'm going to stir there drinks with my dick.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 5:37:02 PM EDT
I'm ok with it, but I doubt each bottle is poured over a playboy models tits.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 5:42:40 PM EDT
Well...it sounds more sanitary than gargled milk.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 5:44:13 PM EDT
Kinda gross really.  What else has been on the breasteses?
 
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 5:44:22 PM EDT
Sounds unsanitary. All the drawbacks with none of the benefits.
 
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 6:45:58 PM EDT
Video of the manufacturing process?
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 6:55:06 PM EDT
The beauty of having it poured down the breasts is that you get to lick it off as well...



$150/bottle? lol...a fool and his money...


 
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