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Posted: 5/22/2001 11:07:27 AM EDT
How many true certifiable wack jobs do we have on the board. I'm not talking an anxiety attack once in a while. I mean to the core,straight jacket fitted, padded wall living, medication taking, hearin' voices, seein' birds flying, time travling, I'm my own father's sister and gonna be on Jerry Springer next week, fruitcakes do we have? SOUND OFF AND BE HEARD!!
Link Posted: 5/22/2001 11:09:46 AM EDT
I have been told I am all of that. But I asked the invisible woman who sleeps in my medicine cabinet if that is true and she said I was just imagining things.
Link Posted: 5/22/2001 11:11:23 AM EDT
Rose are red Violets are blue I'm scyzophrenic and so am I
Link Posted: 5/22/2001 11:11:42 AM EDT
The little green men out back said I am fine. I'll go ask Bigfoot and see what he thinks and get back to you all.
Link Posted: 5/22/2001 11:12:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/22/2001 11:16:10 AM EDT by antiUSSA]
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Link Posted: 5/22/2001 11:17:44 AM EDT
Here I try to help people out, am a 24/7 patriot(unlike you all who are only when it benefits you) and yet I still get accused of things.
Link Posted: 5/22/2001 11:22:56 AM EDT
Shhhhhhhhhh! Stop screaming, 1GUNRUNNER! I can't hear what the voices in my head are tellin me. [b]-RoadDog[/b] [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/Gif/scooby1.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 5/22/2001 11:26:13 AM EDT
Does gun nut count?
Link Posted: 5/22/2001 11:40:30 AM EDT
I would answer, but the you would be jealous BECAUSE THE VOICES TALK TO ME AND NOT YOU!!!!
Link Posted: 5/22/2001 12:24:16 PM EDT
I can't answer my guns said that it is time for me to clean them.
Link Posted: 5/22/2001 12:31:21 PM EDT
To my brothers in the field, The nanocat has pinched a loaf. Repeat, the nanocat has pinched a loaf. Why do I smell attar of roses? Tighter! Tighter! Tighter Damn You! Goodnight Mrs. Caliban, whoever you are. Just don't ass me who I was when Kennedy was king. Doesn't the bullet-thingy come out the end with the hole in it?
Link Posted: 5/22/2001 12:32:19 PM EDT
I have a bud that has people in his family like this. One claims to have been driving down the road, saw a blue light and the road disappeared and he was back in time driving through the woods. My theory was that he was "hitting the bottle" :) Also has relatives that believe in the "bird people". Claim they come into her store to buy stuff and keep bundled up so you cant see their feathers. See theory #1.... :)
Link Posted: 5/22/2001 12:33:42 PM EDT
Meaner stinks meat, bake it cone.
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