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Posted: 6/5/2002 1:32:41 PM EDT
I propose a new law enforcement campaign - enforce the use of the paper toilet rings, or "Ass Gaskets".  We can station a police officer in each restroom stall and if you sit down without properly protecting yourself, WHAM - ticketolio!  

Link Posted: 6/5/2002 1:38:35 PM EDT
Who uses public toilets????
Link Posted: 6/5/2002 1:41:00 PM EDT
why? did you catch one of those funny diseases that make purple bumps appear all over your genitals from the toilet seat?  
enlighten us, SNorman.  actually, on second thought, DON'T.
Link Posted: 6/5/2002 1:41:34 PM EDT
I dunno man. Ass Gaskets? Sounds too much like a gay thing, especially if you are at one of those rest stops. "Hey lover, got your Ass Gasket on?"


Link Posted: 6/5/2002 1:55:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/5/2002 2:00:23 PM EDT
You guys don't call these ass gaskets?  Also what do you at work, do you drive home to go poo poo.
Link Posted: 6/5/2002 2:01:03 PM EDT
Oh I forgot to mention - all of you get tickets!
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