Posted: 11/15/2005 4:10:32 PM EDT
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Real meaning of words in women's personal ads. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Strong woman - Bitch with a severe case of self entitlement. Classy - Bitchy 45 year old real estate agent type. Seeking gentleman - Looking for rich guy who isn't interested in sex. World traveler - would love to go to Europe as long as you're buying. Intelligent - She isn't but thinks she is, and you'd better entertain her. Rubenesque - Fat Sarcastic - Bought into the whole Gen X irony thing and is really a miserable bore to hang out with. Make me laugh - You're expected to be highly entertaining right away. Sick of bar scene - She doesn't get hit on at bars due to one or more physical flaws. Friends first - Reformed slut Tired of games/jerks - I fucked and sucked my way through fifteen counties, but now I want a docile schmuck to pay my bills and not pester me for sex. Shapely - Fat BBW - Grossly, morbidly obese (Bring Burgers With) Must like kids - I want a putz who will break his ass paying for another man's cast off progeny. Loves the Outdoors - Closet Lesbo Snuggling and Warm Fires - No Sex Enjoys Traveling - You're paying, right? Fun Loving - Fucked 100 guys Meaningful Relationship - Slavery Nurturing - Smothering Sassy - Insufferable by the third date. Bubbly - All fuckin happy all the damn time to the point of annoying. No games! - I won't put up with your games, but I will gladly infuriate you with mine. Eccentric or quirky - Psycho... Grown up man - Sucker willing to marry and support my lazy fat ass. Financially Secure - You should own about 200,000 shares of MSFT. Translation of common phrases from woman-speak into English |