[url]www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html[/url]

just fixing the url [:)]

Easy linked[url]http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html[/url]

Edit: Cyrax beat me to it!!

Edited yet again!! Hahaha!!

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Christina's Christmas party. It was Marlene who spiked the punch with too much Whiskey. I can't help it if I drank 13 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Apple.

I thought it was funny when I put John's Bra on my head and danced the Waltz on the couch while singing `radar love'. I didn't mean to break Christina's dildo and don't know why Christina would sue me for firearms posssesion.

I don't remember calling Robert's wife a incoherent goat---even though she looked like one with green eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on Nina's husband's hand, it was only because I ate too much of that kibble.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my ford crown vic through my neighbor's master bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a raging orange tabby and have me arrested for murder!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all submissive and domineering. And I'm really not to blame for any of this passive stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and motivated yours,
Larry (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 069 bucks!