Posted: 8/6/2004 7:15:36 AM EDT
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1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. 6. When you are confused - I will use little words. 7.. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. |
 Sig: I know a farmer who raises pigs and doesn't ask questions - no need for a shovel.  Just give me a call.
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Done that or least try to that. My "friend" didn't want to go through with the plan, which was really good.
hmm..as anyone else seen Fried Green Tomatoes? When Idgie gets rid her friend's abusive husband? No shoveling required. |
He was fat enough. Bet he was nice and tender and didn't need to be marinated. He had a beer belly, too - quality bacon. They never showed what they did with the bones, though. |
