I agree with the truism. Let me tell you about one of our recent bottom-feeders. This woman supposedley hurt her left hip on the job, so we had to treat it as a workman's comp claim, which requires a urine drug screen. Of course, when we go in to her room, she is steadily complaining about her hip. Then, she winces and limps to the bathroom, almost unable to make it (what a joke). She was clearly playing to the crowd, which we could tell. The funny part was, after she gave us the specimen, she proceeded to flush the toilet by pressing the lever on the commode with her left foot. In doing this, she lost her balance and almost fell, but was able to quickly drop her left foot to regain her balance. To our amazement, she again tried to flush the toilet with her left foot, and was this time successful. She looked directly at me, smiled, and then began wincing in pain again as she limped back to her room. Remember, she did all of this with her left foot/leg, while her left hip was supposedley injured. What a joke!