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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:32:34 PM EDT
I ran out of gas today and he gave me a ride. Thank you sir.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:33:44 PM EDT
You had me going there for a second.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:34:05 PM EDT
He didn't plant weed or cocaine on you?
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:34:27 PM EDT
Hows your dog?
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:35:07 PM EDT
I guess you don't own a dog?

Just kidding, 99% of them are great.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:35:29 PM EDT
Did he make it home safe?
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:35:45 PM EDT
Post count? Join date? Uh huh. He's sucking up.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:35:50 PM EDT
Why not change the title to reflect the good will?

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:36:03 PM EDT
Fishing.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:36:52 PM EDT
How did you run out of gas? I never let my tank get below 1/4.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:38:09 PM EDT
That wouldn't happen around here.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:39:01 PM EDT
Pics or BS!
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:40:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LTBeas:
Hows your dog?




Funny, this is not bullshit. I had the 3 dogs in the van. He gave me a ride to my house and back so i could get the dogs leashes.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:42:45 PM EDT
How dare he!
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:44:12 PM EDT
Why did you run out of gas?
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:44:31 PM EDT
So he used government funds to haul you around? Stop leeching off tax dollars
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:45:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
Why did you run out of gas?


He obviously didn't put more gasoline in the tank in time.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:45:56 PM EDT
Well at least you got home safe.






Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:46:06 PM EDT
In on one!

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Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:46:42 PM EDT
Did he take you to the wrong address?
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:47:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DarkCharisma:
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
Why did you run out of gas?


He obviously didn't put more gasoline in the tank in time.


So the local tax payers had to pay for his ride to the gas station
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:49:27 PM EDT
Thin blue line and all that...wait, what? Some animals more equal then...wait, I'm doing this all wrong...
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:49:33 PM EDT
People who run out of gas often do so because they have several capped lengths of PVC stuffed with marijuana in the fuel tank which take up all of the room. Good thing he didn't find out, eh?
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:49:34 PM EDT
That is nothing. I got pulled over the day before Christmas for speeding. I had my dog in the car and I was sure he was going to shoot her. Instead he just gave me a warning, told me to be safe and to have a Merry Christmas. He didn't even draw down on me when I told him I was carrying and that I also had two pistols in the range bag on the seat next to me. He could have at least tazed me or something.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:49:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2012 2:50:12 PM EDT by ar-jedi]
Originally Posted By ambalamps:
I ran out of gas today and he gave me a ride. Thank you sir.

did you go 143MPH in a 55MPH zone?

ar-jedi
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:50:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Chuy123:
He didn't plant weed or cocaine on you?


He was'nt a Ron Paul supporter, obviously.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:52:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:54:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Aimless:
I got popped for uninspected car today. I've had a rough year with the fuzz They are much politer when you're a middle aged fat guy in a suit then I remember them being when I was a skinny young guy in a leather jacket with a beard and long hair.


True. they actually call me sir now
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:54:28 PM EDT
Isolated incident?














Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:55:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Aimless:
I got popped for uninspected car today. I've had a rough year with the fuzz They are much politer when you're a middle aged fat guy in a suit then I remember them being when I was a skinny young guy in a leather jacket with a beard and long hair.




To the OP: He was doing RECON!!!!! He's outside your window right now!!!!!
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:55:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Hedonist:
Why not change the title to reflect the good will?



Yeah, the title is a little over the top to be humorous, even though well intended. Just sayin'
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:57:42 PM EDT
Days not over yet. And he knows where you keep your dogs now. It is only a matter of time...
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:59:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:01:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Hedonist:
Why not change the title to reflect the good will?



Because the number people clicking on the thread would be 2% what it is with the current title.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:01:11 PM EDT
Do a lot of departments have a policy of not allowing officers to give jump-starts?

Just curious because someone I know is furious that a cop wouldn't jump her car.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:02:39 PM EDT
Running out of gas can tell you a lot about a fella.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:03:54 PM EDT
I had one pull me over around 2am this morning for speeding. 4 miles over the speed limit. After handing me back my license and insurance that asshole had the audacity to wish me luck in seeing the meteor shower.

No ticket. I told him I was on my way out of town to watch the meteor shower when he asked me where I was headed. Since it was closing time for the bars he wasn't worried about some nerd wanting to freeze his ass off in order to see a few shooting stars.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:04:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:06:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2012 3:07:17 PM EDT by wilNva]
Originally Posted By wingnutx:
Do a lot of departments have a policy of not allowing officers to give jump-starts?

Just curious because someone I know is furious that a cop wouldn't jump her car.


Probally a liability thing. "This cop messed with my car now it's broken, I want a new one!"

Also police cars have beefed up electrical systems due to the extra lights, raidos, ect.. There's probally a chance they could fry an older cars electronics
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:06:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:07:08 PM EDT
Ran out of gas is the real story here, you badge bunny.

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Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:07:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By wingnutx:
Do a lot of departments have a policy of not allowing officers to give jump-starts?

Just curious because someone I know is furious that a cop wouldn't jump her car.


This is common for agencies for car-to-car. We carry jump boxes just for this purpose.

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:07:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
Why did you run out of gas?



The wife drove home last night.. I made it about 1/2 mile today before plunk plunk FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBRQ
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:08:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:09:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Aimless:

Originally Posted By Seansworth:
I had one pull me over around 2am this morning for speeding. 4 miles over the speed limit. After handing me back my license and insurance that asshole had the audacity to wish me luck in seeing the meteor shower.

No ticket. I told him I was on my way out of town to watch the meteor shower when he asked me where I was headed. Since it was closing time for the bars he wasn't worried about some nerd wanting to freeze his ass off in order to see a few shooting stars.

At that hour the "speeding" was a pretext stop to see if you were drunk.


I knew exactly what he was doing when he pulled a u-turn behind me. He was cool as soon as he realized I was sober. Checked my insurance, called in my driver's license, and let me go.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:10:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LTBeas:
Originally Posted By wingnutx:
Do a lot of departments have a policy of not allowing officers to give jump-starts?

Just curious because someone I know is furious that a cop wouldn't jump her car.


This is common for agencies for car-to-car. We carry jump boxes just for this purpose.



Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:12:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By wingnutx:
Do a lot of departments have a policy of not allowing officers to give jump-starts?

Just curious because someone I know is furious that a cop wouldn't jump her car.


So that person has a massive entitlement mentaliity?

They don't let us do any of that stuff.

At some point we used to do it, but when things didn't work out perfectly the person wanted to get paid, so we stopped.

Open a locked door, damage the mechanism, demand pay

Change a tire, strip or break a lug bolt, demand pay

Battery jump, and the alteneator's regulator, or car's computer goes, demand pay

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:15:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Aimless:
I got popped for uninspected car today. I've had a rough year with the fuzz They are much politer when you're a middle aged fat guy in a suit then I remember them being when I was a skinny young guy in a leather jacket with a beard and long hair.


A what-now?
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:22:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ambalamps:
Originally Posted By hotbiggun42:
Why did you run out of gas?



The wife drove home last night.. I made it about 1/2 mile today before plunk plunk FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBRQ


I was going to say 'Moped gas gauge broke'.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:25:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AbleArcher:
So he used government funds to haul you around? Stop leeching off tax dollars


I guess he was winng hearts and minds. If i saw him or any other cop getting fucked up i would help out.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:28:11 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ambalamps:
Originally Posted By LTBeas:
Hows your dog?




Funny, this is not bullshit. I had the 3 dogs in the van. He gave me a ride to my house and back so i could get the dogs leashes.


Luckiest dog's ever



So did you look the vehicle over for blow or tracking device's
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