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2/1/2014 3:55:21 AM EDT
After seeing a lot of fails with people posting images of food unfit for humans, I thought i would give it a crack. The wife looked at me like I was crazy when I started laying out all the weaponry, but she just rolled her eyes and let me get on with it.
So to start, here's the prep. Two NY strips seasoned with fresh cracked pepper and Himalayan rock salt. I poured myself a nice cold mug of Delerium Tremens to help things along.

The final layout. Sorry about the iPhone pic. For some reason it was having a hard time focusing on this one.



2/1/2014 3:56:15 AM EDT
[#1]
-1 No sides beside salad

9/10
2/1/2014 3:58:58 AM EDT
[#2]
7/10

No placemat (you bloody savage)
No sides
No ruler
2/1/2014 4:00:02 AM EDT
[#3]
Looks good 8.5/10

No sides besides salad -1
Didn't cut the steak to show how over done it was - 0.5
2/1/2014 4:00:31 AM EDT
[#4]
No sides, but an awesome beer choice.

I've gotta go 10/10 on the beer alone, and no major faux pas.

Pic of the steak cut to really seal the deal?
2/1/2014 4:01:23 AM EDT
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2/1/2014 4:04:45 AM EDT
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5/10

No placemat (you bloody savage)
No sides
No ruler
Too much Sig
iPhone pic

FIFY


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2/1/2014 4:09:27 AM EDT
[#7]
7/10

2/1/2014 4:10:11 AM EDT
[#8]
Yeah, should've cut the steak. I only eat them rare to medium rare. I would've made a side but the wife said she didn't want anything but the salad. Can the tequila shot be substituted for a side?
And really, 5 out of 10? Wow.....that's rough.
2/1/2014 4:13:50 AM EDT
[#9]
7/10

F5, missing pic
No potatoes
No bloody crimescene of steak juices
No salad fork



2/1/2014 4:14:36 AM EDT
[#10]
I give a 6/10

Steak uncut so unable to determine doneness -1

Wife pic missing -3
2/1/2014 4:14:43 AM EDT
[#11]
Cut that sucker......
2/1/2014 4:18:57 AM EDT
[#12]


Wife pic as requested.
2/1/2014 4:19:00 AM EDT
[#13]
Steak looks good, but it needs a baked potato.

8/10

-2 no baked potato

2/1/2014 4:19:24 AM EDT
[#14]
8/10



-1 for no sides.

-1 steak not cut.





ETA: Op came through with wife pic, so 1 bonus point will be awarded! 9/10
2/1/2014 4:22:05 AM EDT
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OP delivers!

I give a pass on the uncut mammal flesh.

10/10!
2/1/2014 4:26:07 AM EDT
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No pic of inside of meat

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2/1/2014 4:28:17 AM EDT
[#17]
-1 no sides,-1 steak not cut, +1 for pretty wife. 9/10
2/1/2014 4:29:49 AM EDT
[#18]
10/10 for the beer choice and posting pics of your woman.

You sucked at everything else.
2/1/2014 4:32:31 AM EDT
[#19]
You drink liquor AND wine with your dinner and lay out a bumpersticker on your table ?

Put your dinner pic in the loser pile with all the others.



2/1/2014 4:33:15 AM EDT
[#20]
-1 for one side
-1 for no steak cut
-1 for iPhone pic
+2 for M11-A1

9/10

Would eat
2/1/2014 4:35:03 AM EDT
[#21]
You eat dinner early.
2/1/2014 4:37:02 AM EDT
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I'll stand by all the items listed in this quote, but give you :

7/10

+ 1 for my favorite Tequila
+1 because that beer is going to blow your mind.
2/1/2014 4:37:21 AM EDT
[#23]
9/10 Looks tasty but needs a starch on the plate.
2/1/2014 4:38:12 AM EDT
[#24]
9/10
needs potato
2/1/2014 4:47:21 AM EDT
[#25]
-5 steak not cut.



+5 hot wife!




10




She saved the day for you.
2/1/2014 4:53:18 AM EDT
[#26]
-1 need to see inside of steak
-1 sweet potato would be nice

8/10. Pretty good.
2/1/2014 4:59:06 AM EDT
[#27]
5/10



No wife pic (original post)

No side

No cut steak

Only 1 fork

Claiming to fix fails and then failing
2/1/2014 4:59:39 AM EDT
[#28]
Had to choose between the Delirium and Chimay. The Delirium is my #1 all time favorite.
2/1/2014 6:34:23 AM EDT
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