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3/31/2017 9:59:53 AM EDT
This morning my wife left for work before I (this only happens maybe 1-2 times a year.) She inadvertently grabbed my keys along with hers including the red fob to the Hellcat, so I'm stuck with only 500 hp. The weather has been shitty all week with thunderstorms and hail in the forecast so I've vpbeen looking forward to getting it out all week. This is seriously going to put a damper on my whole day.
3/31/2017 10:03:25 AM EDT
[#1]
It cost me a couple hundred bucks to have a pool guy come out and inspect my system, so he could prepare a report for the home warranty dickheads that refuse to believe their own eyes when I send them photographic and video proof that the multiport is still leaking.
3/31/2017 10:07:07 AM EDT
[#2]
- Flying to Frankfurt Germany in May and Delta did not have one of the individual business seats available so I had to chose one of the 2 middle business seats. 
3/31/2017 10:08:38 AM EDT
[#3]
One of the little rubber nose piece thingies on my old guy glasses tore off.  It makes them very un-comfy to wear
3/31/2017 10:10:16 AM EDT
[#4]
It looks like I have to stay in Playa del Carmen an extra night on my up coming vacation, because it is cheaper to get another night in the hotel than to fly home on Sunday.  FML
3/31/2017 10:12:23 AM EDT
[#5]
My Keurig coffeemaker will only brew 3-4 cups/pods before needing to be refilled with more water..

"more water please"..Fuck you Keurig!!...piece of shit!
3/31/2017 10:16:35 AM EDT
[#6]
The fire safety inspection guy said I have to move a extinguisher bracket that has been fine for seven years and now it is not.
3/31/2017 10:18:45 AM EDT
[#7]
I actually had to manually empty my gunsafe so that the construction guys can move it into the new addition wing on my place.
3/31/2017 10:19:09 AM EDT
[#8]
The maid jumped off a balcony and the missus is getting crap for filming it.


3/31/2017 10:24:21 AM EDT
[#9]
Got a loaner while my truck is in the shop and it doesn't have a heated steering wheel.
3/31/2017 10:25:46 AM EDT
[#10]
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My Keurig coffeemaker will only brew 3-4 cups/pods before needing to be refilled with more water..

"more water please"..Fuck you Keurig!!...piece of shit!
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3/31/2017 10:25:50 AM EDT
[#11]
Just got my deck furniture out and set up. A bird shit on my cushions before I even got to sit down. Now I have to wash them again. Ugh!
3/31/2017 10:26:01 AM EDT
[#12]
I have a job offer and I already have a job
3/31/2017 10:26:36 AM EDT
[#13]
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Got a loaner while my truck is in the shop and it doesn't have a heated steering wheel.
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Those Bastards
3/31/2017 10:27:10 AM EDT
[#14]
You call that a First World problem? Every goddamn website I click on starts some stupid fucking video in the goddamn auto play and I have to watch a Cialis commercial when all I want to do is read a fucking article. This is bullshit!
3/31/2017 10:28:31 AM EDT
[#15]
So I bought the brand-new aluminum 87k mega platinum F150 for use as a family car, so I obviously got the four-door 2wd version, I didn't realize it at the time but the short bed can only accommodate four of my five yeti coolers.
3/31/2017 10:28:40 AM EDT
[#16]
I had to put the snow plow back on my new ATV because we're supposed to get dumped on again and shoveling is for poor people.
3/31/2017 10:30:33 AM EDT
[#17]
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This morning my wife left for work before I (this only happens maybe 1-2 times a year.) She inadvertently grabbed my keys along with hers including the red fob to the Hellcat, so I'm stuck with only 500 hp. The weather has been shitty all week with thunderstorms and hail in the forecast so I've vpbeen looking forward to getting it out all week. This is seriously going to put a damper on my whole day.
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I know what you mean, my G-650 had engine problems today so I was stuck like a pleb in my Citation-X.
3/31/2017 10:33:32 AM EDT
[#18]
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I had to put the snow plow back on my new ATV because we're supposed to get dumped on again and shoveling is for poor people.
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The contractors doing our remodel keep making noise.

Plus their speaking in Guatamanese and I cant tell wat their saying.
3/31/2017 10:33:51 AM EDT
[#19]
I'm really pissed because I couldn't afford a new Ferrari and had to settle for a new Corvette.
3/31/2017 10:35:45 AM EDT
[#20]
My wife's aunt is taking my family on a week long Disneyland/California vacation. Only thing my wife and I will have to pay for is rental car and food.
3/31/2017 10:39:02 AM EDT
[#21]
My day is ruined, I tried bacon flavored SPAM this morning instead of my regular SPAM. It was mushy and gross
3/31/2017 10:40:20 AM EDT
[#22]
My bank ran out of popcorn this morning before i made it in.
3/31/2017 10:43:24 AM EDT
[#23]
I have literally run out of gun storage space after filling up an entire room to the brim with small arms. I may have to armor another room and give up workspace :(
3/31/2017 10:47:51 AM EDT
[#24]
Went to the bathroom this morning WITHOUT MY PHONE!
The horrors.
3/31/2017 10:48:41 AM EDT
[#25]
I ran out of scotch last night and had to switch to Jack Daniels.
3/31/2017 10:50:38 AM EDT
[#26]
Had to use my windshield washers this morning. Fricken bugs! I hate bugs.
3/31/2017 10:51:22 AM EDT
[#27]
There's a coronal hole on the Sun spewing out particles that'll have the ham radio bands all screwed up for the entire weekend.
3/31/2017 10:53:56 AM EDT
[#28]
The yearly annoying corporate Ethics training is playing on my 2nd monitor and is distracting me from posting.
3/31/2017 10:57:02 AM EDT
[#29]
Having a party at the casa this weekend and dont have time to mow the lawn at the second house. Will have to hire it out.
3/31/2017 10:59:44 AM EDT
[#30]
Breakfast was ruined!!

The wife and I are simply trying to enjoy a nice breakfast while we wait to pick up our next load. So we're in Lebanon, PA at The Hearth restaurant and I actually had to ask for extra hollandaise sauce to dip my toast in!!

FFS what is going on here? Its not like we are in Guatefuckingmala!!
3/31/2017 11:00:07 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
This morning my wife left for work before I (this only happens maybe 1-2 times a year.) She inadvertently grabbed my keys along with hers including the red fob to the Hellcat, so I'm stuck with only 500 hp. The weather has been shitty all week with thunderstorms and hail in the forecast so I've vpbeen looking forward to getting it out all week. This is seriously going to put a damper on my whole day.
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Why can't you go to her place of employment and retrieve the fob?
3/31/2017 11:02:04 AM EDT
[#32]
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The maid jumped off a balcony and the missus is getting crap for filming it.


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Lol!
3/31/2017 11:02:42 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
This morning my wife left for work before I (this only happens maybe 1-2 times a year.) She inadvertently grabbed my keys along with hers including the red fob to the Hellcat, so I'm stuck with only 500 hp. The weather has been shitty all week with thunderstorms and hail in the forecast so I've vpbeen looking forward to getting it out all week. This is seriously going to put a damper on my whole day.
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Of course this is after she gave you a wake up BJ and a roll before heading off to her work at a supermodel photoshoot.
3/31/2017 1:53:27 PM EDT
[#34]
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Why can't you go to her place of employment and retrieve the fob?
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The reason she left early is because she had court 90 miles away. no way I'm driving that far with only 500 horses.
3/31/2017 1:56:32 PM EDT
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I'm really pissed because I couldn't afford a new Ferrari and had to settle for a new Corvette.
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Go be poor somewhere else
3/31/2017 2:10:52 PM EDT
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So I bought the brand-new aluminum 87k mega platinum F150 for use as a family car, so I obviously got the four-door 2wd version, I didn't realize it at the time but the short bed can only accommodate four of my five yeti coolers.
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It should be against the law to make a truck bed shorter than six and a half feet long..
3/31/2017 2:21:42 PM EDT
[#37]
I wanted to go fly fishing but the weather is crappy. Guess I'll go to the indoor range instead.
3/31/2017 2:31:16 PM EDT
[#38]
The Carnival cruise I just returned from was definitely sub-par compared to Princess and Norwegian cruises I have been on...

The ship was old, the decor was tacky, and the 24 hour pizza bar is really only open 23 hours...
3/31/2017 2:33:34 PM EDT
[#39]
Can't decide which Mercedes model to get At least I know it has to be black
3/31/2017 2:52:36 PM EDT
[#40]
Spring skiing this year has been so warm it's not even worth staying on the mountain past noon because the snow gets so sticky.
3/31/2017 2:54:10 PM EDT
[#41]
There weren't any hangars available at the airport where I wanted to keep my airplane so I had to keep it in an older hangar at the other airport that's 3 blocks away from my house.
3/31/2017 2:56:25 PM EDT
[#42]
Just got my Mavic and it is going to be snowing and windy before I get the batteries charged up.
3/31/2017 2:59:35 PM EDT
[#43]
The shitty chef is here today, and didn't make any pies to makeup for the ones she fucked up yesterday.
3/31/2017 3:00:40 PM EDT
[#44]
I still don't know what cool gun I want to buy when I get back from the Desert in the fall
3/31/2017 3:02:50 PM EDT
[#45]
Yetis don't come in green to match my Big Green Egg.
3/31/2017 3:07:41 PM EDT
[#46]


Happened to me an hour ago
3/31/2017 3:08:02 PM EDT
[#47]
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Why can't you go to her place of employment and retrieve the fob?
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It would take too long to get there with only 500hp.
3/31/2017 3:11:57 PM EDT
[#48]
I'm tired.

I got in very late last night after driving two hours to get us home, from a 7 PM flight that landed around 10 PM, after being at WDW Magic Kingdom all day.  Before yesterday, we were park hopping for the last five days, on our third trip there within the last 10 months on the annual passes I got my family.  We stayed at the Disney Vacation Club resort again, using left over points we had not used up during our Christmas trip in December.

All this whining, while I have the day off from work, no less.  Shortly before I leave for another weekend getaway to spend time shooting at the PA State Indoor Archery event.

3/31/2017 3:13:41 PM EDT
[#49]
FUCKING BACKDOOR SITES NOT WORKING FUCK ZOMBIE ERRORS FUCK
3/31/2017 3:15:09 PM EDT
[#50]
I still use Hydrashok for my .40. triggers many
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