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Posted: 2/18/2001 7:15:46 AM EST
....you wake up next to McUzi... [:D]
Link Posted: 2/18/2001 7:19:11 AM EST
[#1]
Link Posted: 2/18/2001 7:35:49 AM EST
[#2]
you pose for a picture with Bill Clinton
Link Posted: 2/18/2001 7:36:57 AM EST
[#3]
when you find yourself in the same part of town with Mchim.just kidding.mmk
Link Posted: 2/18/2001 7:39:43 AM EST
[#4]
When someone says to you "You have that passed around look".

NO SLACK!
Link Posted: 2/18/2001 7:41:26 AM EST
[#5]
when someone's got their hands on you in a big field of weeds?;)
Link Posted: 2/18/2001 8:09:25 AM EST
[#6]
...you wake up next to McUZI! LOL!

Oh, wait. AntiUSSA already said that.

McAlternateName
Link Posted: 2/18/2001 8:15:03 AM EST
[#7]
.......when your company commander makes you work late all the time.....................
                    [-!-]
Link Posted: 2/18/2001 8:19:03 AM EST
[#8]
You throw your panites against the wall & they stick.
Link Posted: 2/18/2001 8:22:08 AM EST
[#9]
Damn.....that one was bad dude......... sounds like German females..........(no comment)
Link Posted: 2/18/2001 9:02:01 AM EST
[#10]
Link Posted: 2/18/2001 9:02:50 AM EST
[#11]
...The cab driver recognizes you by the back of your head...
Link Posted: 2/18/2001 9:05:50 AM EST
[#12]
Shes the vilage bycikel everyones had a ride.
Link Posted: 2/18/2001 9:07:33 AM EST
[#13]
thay call her poney because she gets the most rides.
Link Posted: 2/18/2001 9:12:07 AM EST
[#14]
When you've had more peckers in you than the circumsize machine at the local hospital.
[img]http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/net/smileysex5.gif[/img]

COLTSHORTY

GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA

"I won't be wronged,  I won't be insulted
and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do
these things to other people and I require
the same from them."
Link Posted: 2/18/2001 9:13:14 AM EST
[#15]
When the maid finds 75 used McCondoms behind the bed.....


[IMG]www.beyondwisdom.com/cards/girltl.gif[/IMG]
Link Posted: 2/18/2001 6:16:59 PM EST
[#16]
you can only orgasm after receiving cash [@:D]
Link Posted: 2/18/2001 6:23:42 PM EST
[#17]
Quoted:
you pose for a picture with Bill Clinton
View Quote


[:D]
That's so true that it almost isn't funny.
Link Posted: 2/18/2001 6:24:36 PM EST
[#18]
your lips have stretch marks [:D]
Link Posted: 2/18/2001 6:36:46 PM EST
[#19]
Even though you wear spike heals you fall on your a$$ and your legs get stuck behind your head.[smoke]
Link Posted: 2/18/2001 8:41:59 PM EST
[#20]
...you excitedly obey blatantly unconstitutional laws.
Link Posted: 2/18/2001 9:04:25 PM EST
[#21]
You've been ridden as often as the interstate system and have charged a toll every time.

Dittohd
Link Posted: 2/18/2001 9:39:07 PM EST
[#22]
Billy-Jeff offers you a cigar...
Link Posted: 2/18/2001 9:49:47 PM EST
[#23]
antiUSSA must be off line.........
Link Posted: 2/18/2001 11:25:38 PM EST
[#24]
No, I am offline, and I am here.
Link Posted: 2/19/2001 5:33:17 AM EST
[#25]
you come to a gun board and every topic you post on turns to talk about sex or has sexual inuenndo.
Link Posted: 2/19/2001 5:58:53 AM EST
[#26]
When Clinton won't even try anything with you.
Lynn
Link Posted: 2/19/2001 6:35:57 AM EST
[#27]
If you're surprised that a topic with the word "ho" in it contains sexual innuendo, I've got some oceanfront property I'd like to sell you.  And some bridges.  [;)]
Link Posted: 3/18/2001 7:08:44 PM EST
[#28]
...you have a credit card machine in your purse.

...you take money from Chinese arms merchants to win an election. {I guess you would call that hard money}
Link Posted: 3/18/2001 7:22:48 PM EST
[#29]
your crabs get the clap.
Link Posted: 3/18/2001 7:25:13 PM EST
[#30]
...you whistle while you blow.
Link Posted: 3/18/2001 8:20:19 PM EST
[#31]
Quoted:
you come to a gun board and every topic you post on turns to talk about sex or has sexual inuenndo.
View Quote


mmmmm. I thought magnum meant gun, I guess
I was mistaken, magnum "delta of venus"?.
Link Posted: 3/18/2001 8:24:59 PM EST
[#32]
you know you a ho when you ask a guy if you can shoot his gun and there's not a firearm in sight [:D]
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 4:51:13 AM EST
[#33]
When your spot weld (on full auto) is not your cheek,but your clit!

I'm already sorry I thought that, much less wrote it.
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 5:32:26 AM EST
[#34]
[size=3]...when you need cosmetic surgery on your other set of lips.........lol[/size=3][:O]
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 7:22:48 AM EST
[#35]
"You know your a HO..."
When he goes home to his wife!
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 7:48:05 AM EST
[#36]
When someone asks you for a date you respond "$2.00" and they reply "That's to much!"

Or when the best thing someone can say about you is that you "look like you have been road hard and put up wet."
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 9:47:55 AM EST
[#37]
When someone says if she had as many sticking out that has been stuck in she would look like a porcupine (sp).
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 10:38:59 AM EST
[#38]
"When....Me love you long looong time"
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 10:55:22 AM EST
[#39]
... your parents are named Ho, your brothers and sisters are named Ho, and all your relatives on your Dad's side are named Ho.  

That's when you know you're a Ho...
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 10:56:44 AM EST
[#40]
When you remind me of my ex-wife!

Link Posted: 3/19/2001 11:17:04 AM EST
[#41]
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 11:22:16 AM EST
[#42]
you know your a hoe when you hand your money to me at the end of everynight

Straight PimPiN
pimpin aint easy
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 11:22:59 AM EST
[#43]
"Ho When....

You get drunk at a Biker Rally and wake up a few days later in a strange town with no clothes a large tattoo of tire tracks across yer ass and yer lips are blistered and burned.
But you are pissed that you forgot to buy the T-Shirt with a patch to remember the Good Times!
[rail]Railgun....

Link Posted: 3/19/2001 11:43:42 AM EST
[#44]
...when you worry about what other women are doing with "their" pu$$y.

I cannot stand it when I am out with some hot new slice of stuff and she is dressed like a REAL female, and "other" women start getting bitchy. All I can think is, "That is exactly why I'm not with YOU."
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 1:45:58 PM EST
[#45]
There is a turnstile,number machine,and a line outside your bedroom door.[sex]
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 2:06:10 PM EST
[#46]
When you have an afternoon tv talk show on abc-opposite oprah winfrey......[smash]
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 2:20:10 PM EST
[#47]
...your "little black book" is the White Pages.
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 2:39:47 PM EST
[#48]

.....While you lie awake in bed watching your neon OPEN sign flash in your window? or clinton tries to "give" you a cigar!
 

later


Link Posted: 3/19/2001 5:07:24 PM EST
[#49]
(Not gonna touch this one)
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 5:26:22 PM EST
[#50]
Just curious, what is a McUzi?
A Scottish SMG, like a STEN, or the SMG a McDonald's employee could afford, like a TEC-9.
[uzi]
Also, we have a Miss Magnum & an AR Lady. I am surprised no one took "Miss .45", now that was a movie.
[pistol]
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