Posted: 1/4/2011 8:22:36 AM EDT
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Been lurkin for a while and finally figured this out and decided to post so here it is...
First and foremost I am an avid SpongeBob fan. I am 4 credits short of my Bachelors in laser printer repair and decided its not really my thing so i gave it up. I am married, and yes I know the rules but i can't get a picture of my wife because for some reason one of her co-workers is always having pool parties and she's never home. Might be time to eject, sure someone can post that pic for me. I own several Glocks as it seems to be the only legal way for me to get around the BATF's rules on possessing a destructive device short of a tax stamp. I also own a few AR-15's, none of which are 100% Mil-Spec so please don't beat me up too much. I could go on and on but I just wanted to say hello, I love the site and GD in general. You can't buy this kind of entertainment. Regards, Will |
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You can't buy this kind of entertainment. No buy you can rent it for $24 a year. Pretty damn cheap if you ask me. After you've been here awhile consider it. Actually plan on it when i get home. Can't access online shopping carts from this comp. Assuming i don't get the ban-stick. |
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Really wasn't shootin for a lock or ban. I've read way more off the wall stuff in here. Just figured if i was gonna post might as well make it epic. Didn't realise people were so serious in here these days. My bad if anyone is actually offended. Offended? OFFENDED?!!!!!!  Hell, we're happy as pigs in slop with this. Its been a slow day so far.
And Welcome to the site. 
(ETA: No functioning survival wheelbarrow - check; does not enjoy cookie in shower - check; admits to manboobs - check...........Do you or have you ever made stop action films with dolls or have you at anytime decided to FO and so you FENT? Is there a resulting lost season in your memory but you have a vague recollection of being in the sleeper of a truck with a transvestite? Just checking things off the security list there dude........) |
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You forgot the part where you are foing to an orgy right after you carry to Wal-mart, blade at 45, and then throw your AR down the driveway. Now get back in the shower and finsh the damn cookie. Funny you mention that as i was going to but my MS paint skills are garbage and i couldn't accurately portray the self check-out at wal-mart. |