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Posted: 3/28/2009 3:14:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/28/2009 3:18:12 PM EDT by Rincon_11]
So, these guys think it's cool to move into my backyard and set up camp. They have some balls. I will give them that as their new home is directly outside of my back door and they don't even react when I go outside anymore. I took this picture from about 1-2 feet way. Nothing, not even a flinch. I tried to be reasonable and actually went outside to talk to them about it. I explained that they were not legally entitled to reside on my property. Fuckers just stared vacantly at me.

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Link Posted: 3/28/2009 3:15:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/28/2009 3:15:45 PM EDT by Darkstar117]
Originally Posted By Rincon_11:
So, these guys think it's cool to move into my backyard and set up camp. They have some balls. I will give them that as their new home is directly outside of my back door and they don't even react when I go outside anymore. I took this picture from about 1-2 feet way. Nothing, not even a flinch. I tried to be reasonable and actually went outside to talk to them about it. I explained that they were not legally entitled to reside on my property. Fuckers just stared vacantly at me.

http://img3.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mrpete.jpg


Police & Tresspassing charges are required.

Oh yeah, red X.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 3:16:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/28/2009 3:23:21 PM EDT by 101_proof]
Fire.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 3:19:39 PM EDT
Better pic uploaded. So, does anyone have any good dove recipes?
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 3:19:55 PM EDT
Leave them alone.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 3:19:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/28/2009 3:20:10 PM EDT by Darkstar117]
Doves? We had them in a similar sutuation growing up. We never had problems and they were relatively clean.

Pidgions on the other hand are SOS.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 3:20:10 PM EDT
The big one is eye fucking you. Totally mad dogging. Watch your 6.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 3:20:51 PM EDT
MMMM.....

tasty
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 3:21:12 PM EDT


Link Posted: 3/28/2009 3:21:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 3:23:17 PM EDT
give peas a chance
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 3:24:33 PM EDT
go an watch the Professional, it could give you some ideas.

Link Posted: 3/28/2009 3:25:36 PM EDT
Somewhere, someone on a boat is thinking "Dry land at last!"
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 3:25:54 PM EDT
Pepper spray FTW!
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 3:27:29 PM EDT
Leave them alone, they are not hurting anything, they will leave in due time.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 3:32:21 PM EDT
John Kerry likes to hang them then cold smoke them.
He says they're good for picnics, so you know, maybe some potato salad on the side, baked beans.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 3:32:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LadyMacBeth:
give peas a chance


Pee on them? Hmmm, that didn't even occur to me! Brilliant! OK, when night falls, Operation Yellow Justice will kick off.

Originally Posted By Poultryinspector:
The big one is eye fucking you. Totally mad dogging. Watch your 6.


I thought the same thing. He is like Heavy 6, with feathers and hollow bones. Fat, angry, bastard bird.

Link Posted: 3/28/2009 4:33:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/28/2009 4:33:53 PM EDT by Phil_A_Steen]
SSS

Shoot
Season
Saute


Link Posted: 3/28/2009 4:37:06 PM EDT
Are fireworks legal in your state? Toss a few lady fingers their way and they will likely seek out a more peacful enviroment.

I have no use for filthy, flying disease bags nesting on my home and shitting everywhere.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 4:45:19 PM EDT
Smoked...
Wrapped in Bacon, FTW.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 4:46:41 PM EDT
Gas, grass or ass.

Since they aren't likely to have any of the first two, I think you know what you have to do.

Link Posted: 3/28/2009 4:48:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By glockfan45:
Are fireworks legal in your state? Toss a few lady fingers their way and they will likely seek out a more peacful enviroment.

I have no use for filthy, flying disease bags nesting on my home and shitting everywhere.



Meh, I could pick them up and shake them if I wanted to. They are pretty use to me. Little turds were here last year until a cat dove on their nest and broke the eggs. I'm going to let them be, they can be pretty entertaining. I'm still going to pee on them though.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 4:50:16 PM EDT



Dinner!
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 4:51:50 PM EDT
in for the dinner pics
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 4:54:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 4:54:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/28/2009 4:55:43 PM EDT by Rincon_11]
Originally Posted By Darkstar117:
Doves?



Yessir. Delicious, delicious doves.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 4:57:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TearsInRain:
Leave them alone.


+1 They will leave soon anyway.

Link Posted: 3/28/2009 4:58:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Rincon_11:
Originally Posted By glockfan45:
Are fireworks legal in your state? Toss a few lady fingers their way and they will likely seek out a more peacful enviroment.

I have no use for filthy, flying disease bags nesting on my home and shitting everywhere.



Meh, I could pick them up and shake them if I wanted to. They are pretty use to me. Little turds were here last year until a cat dove on their nest and broke the eggs. I'm going to let them be, they can be pretty entertaining. I'm still going to pee on them though.


Who in their right mind would pee on food?
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 4:59:10 PM EDT
I am far from squeemish about killing things, but I personally would leave them alone. I'm sure there is something you could set up so they can't nest there in the future.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 5:04:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rincon_11:

Meh, I could pick them up and shake them if I wanted to. They are pretty use to me. Little turds were here last year until a cat dove on their nest and broke the eggs. I'm going to let them be, they can be pretty entertaining. I'm still going to pee on them though.


This sounds like the middle ground. Your not killing them but you are establishing your authority over them. In case you change your mind, I would let them get a little bigger before eating them but not big enough to fly. Like dove veal. Mmmm tasty.

Link Posted: 3/28/2009 5:09:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 5:13:01 PM EDT
Rosted dove
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 5:15:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By capnrob97:
Leave them alone, they are not hurting anything, they will leave in due time.


This. They'll also come back year after year.

Baby pic from last year in my backyard:



Really cool to watch when the parents kick 'em out of the nest to teach them how to be adult birds.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 5:48:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By toaster:
Originally Posted By capnrob97:
Leave them alone, they are not hurting anything, they will leave in due time.


This. They'll also come back year after year.

Baby pic from last year in my backyard:

http://home.surewest.net/hivac/images/babies.JPG

Really cool to watch when the parents kick 'em out of the nest to teach them how to be adult birds.


Now, I gotta ask. Why do you have two blue toilet brushes lodged in the window grating??
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 6:04:09 PM EDT


They're for dusting and cobwebs. The birds liked the one I left hanging. I got another so they'd have more room to nest.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 6:09:46 PM EDT
Dove is really tasty.

Take boneless breast, jalapeno, and cheese (or substitute pepperjack to simplify), and wrap with bacon. Use toothpick to secure. Cook over charcoal until bacon is done and cheese is melty.
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 11:09:13 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Retic:

Originally Posted By Rincon_11:

Meh, I could pick them up and shake them if I wanted to. They are pretty use to me. Little turds were here last year until a cat dove on their nest and broke the eggs. I'm going to let them be, they can be pretty entertaining. I'm still going to pee on them though.


This sounds like the middle ground. Your not killing them but you are establishing your authority over them. In case you change your mind, I would let them get a little bigger before eating them but not big enough to fly. Like dove veal. Mmmm tasty.




Exactly. I'm hard but I'm fair.
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 11:16:35 AM EDT
My wife feeds a flock on the patio every am.

I encourage her charity.

When the shtf they're an easy 8' shot with some Super Colibris.
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 11:45:13 AM EDT
Pretty good pics.

I have a couple of mating pairs that reside in my backyard. The population is self controlling because doves are pretty friggin stupid. If they would only stick to the feeders (that are always full) instead of hanging out on the ground where the neighbors cats pick them off.

I leave them be. Future SHTF supplemental food source.
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 12:21:58 PM EDT
Might be a little tight, but open of one of these:





Call this guy:





And he will tell you what to do. Guarantee they will bug out after that.
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 12:32:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By toaster:


They're for dusting and cobwebs. The birds liked the one I left hanging. I got another so they'd have more room to nest.


That's cool! I saw some really fat ones last year,they looked like freakin' pigeons!

Link Posted: 3/29/2009 12:36:33 PM EDT


blade at 45 and yell, "YOU WILL NOT TAKE OVER MY FLOWER POT, YOU WILL NOT ACT LIKE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!"

then turn around and sprint as fast as you can into your house.



Link Posted: 3/29/2009 12:53:38 PM EDT
22lr just to be safe

we used to destroy those f*ckers when i was growing up by barely opening the sliding glass door and waiting on them to come try and shit on the hot tub. funny how one drops and the other just turns and looks like WTF you doing you dumbass?
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 1:01:11 PM EDT
Leave them be.

"At the national level, the mourning dove is a migratory bird protected under the Federal Migratory Bird Treaty Act. This Act allows managed hunting, based upon dove population surveys. States are responsible for establishing their own hunting seasons within the Federal framework."

I hunt them within the law. Dove is a fun hunt, and a good meal. Try to avoid harassing the game off season.

Lem
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 1:09:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 1:27:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Delmarksman:
Smoked...
Wrapped in Bacon, FTW.


THIS, if they overstay their welcome. Otherwise, let 'em be. I concur with above posts that pigeons must die, though. Trick is shooting them in midflight so they land on asshole neighbor's roof.
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 1:40:04 PM EDT
I say you're squatting on their land, not the other way around.
Link Posted: 3/30/2009 12:23:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ZW17:
Cute little dudes.... Bring them some water and bread crumbs.



Just water. I put out seed for them last year, but that just attracted critters which attracted the cat that fubared their nest last year.


Originally Posted By vacuumflux:
I say you're squatting on their land, not the other way around.



Well then, that would make you a hippy. Thanks hippy.
Link Posted: 3/30/2009 1:08:20 AM EDT
Thanks man, the funnniest things I've heard all night are as follows: 1) Operation Yellow Justice 2) Fat angry bastard bird 3) I'm still going to pee on them.
Link Posted: 3/30/2009 1:36:47 AM EDT
Put its head in a dresser drawer!!! Make a day of it!!
Link Posted: 3/30/2009 1:52:36 AM EDT
Next season you will be dead. They are an advance team of killer birds that will peck your eyes out and eat your liver.

Some guy named A. Hitchcock made a documentary about a similar incident out in California.
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