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Posted: 7/22/2010 7:40:20 PM EST
I just ate 3, am I gonna die?

Who got dibs?

CSB!

Poop thread!

IBTL!

Chicory extract FTW!

87 rolls of TP!

Link Posted: 7/22/2010 7:42:10 PM EST
Dibs on ammo.

you shoulda got baby wipes for the amount that you're gonna be on the pot for.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 7:42:23 PM EST
Those things are pretty good. Especially the mocha flavored ones.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 7:43:00 PM EST
I ate two boxes once....

Never again.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 7:43:33 PM EST
Those make me fart something fierce.

Something. Fierce.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 7:47:56 PM EST
I'll take the M&P with Apex trigger.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 7:52:46 PM EST
6 shits
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 7:57:33 PM EST
I have to shit just from reading this thread.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 7:59:26 PM EST
My husband, then boyfriend, ate a whole box in a day. He was sick overnight. Good luck.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 7:59:32 PM EST
i ate two today. A chocolate mocha and a apple streusel. They amazing for things that make you poop. Haven't had to go yet, but I am sure tomorrow it will be massive
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 8:01:47 PM EST
Ha I just ate 3 myself
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 8:06:49 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/22/2010 8:08:55 PM EST by Guitargod1985]
I eat them from time to time. I also eat All Bran cereal. I typically eat anywhere from 1.5-2.5 lbs of meat per day, so I need extra fiber. The recommended 25 grams just won't cut it.

This thread is going to be fantastic.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 8:09:25 PM EST
I ate a steak sub and a club on a sub from fire house subs for dinner, I figure I'm going to need the fiber.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 8:13:34 PM EST
Got the toots and the gurgles.



Dar she blows...
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 8:15:01 PM EST
so what effect is the fiber supposed to have? make you poop or keep you from pooping?
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 8:15:17 PM EST
You should probably think about keeping a tarp and a mop handy. Good luck.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 8:18:09 PM EST
Originally Posted By Billmanweh:
so what effect is the fiber supposed to have? make you poop or keep you from pooping?

Cleans you out.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 8:19:45 PM EST
Originally Posted By cedjunior:
Originally Posted By Billmanweh:
so what effect is the fiber supposed to have? make you poop or keep you from pooping?

Cleans you out.


what on earth does that mean?
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 8:21:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By groovyrascal:
You should probably think about keeping a tarp and a mop handy. Good luck.


Tarp, check.

Mop, check.

Squeejee, check.

Headlamp, check.

I'm doing the night shift thing and gonna have to use the porta shitter!



Link Posted: 7/22/2010 8:21:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By Billmanweh:
Originally Posted By cedjunior:
Originally Posted By Billmanweh:
so what effect is the fiber supposed to have? make you poop or keep you from pooping?

Cleans you out.


what on earth does that mean?
Liquid poo.



Link Posted: 7/22/2010 8:22:00 PM EST
so fiber gives you the runs?
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 8:22:39 PM EST
Originally Posted By Billmanweh:
Originally Posted By cedjunior:
Originally Posted By Billmanweh:
so what effect is the fiber supposed to have? make you poop or keep you from pooping?

Cleans you out.


what on earth does that mean?


It provides "bulk" (hehe) for your feces to pass through the intestines. It does so by forming a gel when mixed with water. Fiber slows digestion a bit, FYI, but when you go, you GO.

BTW, I ate a whole bag (one pound) of baby carrots yesterday and this morning my shit came out like orange-colored soft serve ice cream.

Link Posted: 7/22/2010 8:23:33 PM EST
Originally Posted By Billmanweh:
so fiber gives you the runs?


Yes, excess fiber can make you pee from your ass at a moment's notice. Usually when it's least convenient.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 8:24:06 PM EST
so that's why older people need a lot of fiber, because they tend to get constipated?
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 8:25:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By Credge:
Those make me fart something fierce.

Something. Fierce.

You and me both!


Link Posted: 7/22/2010 8:25:39 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/22/2010 8:26:32 PM EST by VRMN8R]
You people crack me up.
Im not shittin ya
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 8:28:15 PM EST
You won't die...but they won't be staying inside you for long.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 8:29:17 PM EST
this is why we need to be able to have poop threads. or a poop forum.

Link Posted: 7/22/2010 8:33:50 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 8:35:38 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/22/2010 9:17:25 PM EST by Spiral_Out]
This is odd, I randomly ate 2 of those last night. I purchased them on a whim. I had the worst case of gas for a good 24 hours, but it took all the grunt work out of sailing the porcelain sea.

Maybe I'll try one from now on, but they're so damn good...
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 8:37:11 PM EST
Originally Posted By JarheadChiro:
I just ate 3, am I gonna die?

Who got dibs?

CSB!

Poop thread!

IBTL!

Chicory extract FTW!

87 rolls of TP!



When did you first realize you'd gone nucking futs?
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 9:15:46 PM EST
There is a whole thread on here about fiber one bars, it was a hoot. I'm too lazy to find it though.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 9:29:20 PM EST
Try the kellog brand there is a warning on the box not to eat more then one in a day.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 9:30:39 PM EST
http://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=953269

Original epic thread from archives.. enjoy.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 9:41:01 PM EST
I love them. For some odd reason, most fiber supplements like the bars don't have any effect on me. Just the plain Fiber One cereal.

I once ate about 45 prunes in one night at work. Great gas, but nothing else. Drank a half-gallon of prune juice last month, nothing.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 9:43:29 PM EST


That's a very accurate portrayal of eating two boxes back to back.

About two hours after consuming them, I was in tears from laughter. I was sure I had discovered a cheap, inexhaustable energy source.

After about 18 hours, the tears were no longer from laughter.

Link Posted: 7/22/2010 9:54:06 PM EST
Originally Posted By sierrabravofour:


That's a very accurate portrayal of eating two boxes back to back.

About two hours after consuming them, I was in tears from laughter. I was sure I had discovered a cheap, inexhaustable energy source.

After about 18 hours, the tears were no longer from laughter.



How long did it take to wear off? 2 bars was good for over 24 hours for me.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 10:00:18 PM EST
After all this, I'm kinda interested in trying it out myself! Maybe I'll wait for a da off though to try...
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 10:03:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By Spiral_Out:
Originally Posted By sierrabravofour:


That's a very accurate portrayal of eating two boxes back to back.

About two hours after consuming them, I was in tears from laughter. I was sure I had discovered a cheap, inexhaustable energy source.

After about 18 hours, the tears were no longer from laughter.



How long did it take to wear off? 2 bars was good for over 24 hours for me.


Two days of complete misery. Didn't feel "right" inside for about four total.



Link Posted: 7/22/2010 10:04:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By -DesertFox-:
After all this, I'm kinda interested in trying it out myself! Maybe I'll wait for a da off though to try...


Two or three bars... kinda funny.

Two full boxes.....I'd rather hit myself in the testes with a red hot ball peen hammer.

Link Posted: 7/22/2010 10:11:11 PM EST
I ate 3 of those atkins bars once, the ones with the warning, the warning I didnt read. ZOMG.



Poop thread.
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 10:26:45 PM EST
Originally Posted By sierrabravofour:
Originally Posted By -DesertFox-:
After all this, I'm kinda interested in trying it out myself! Maybe I'll wait for a da off though to try...


Two or three bars... kinda funny.

Two full boxes.....I'd rather hit myself in the testes with a red hot ball peen hammer.



Everything in moderation. Got it!
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 10:30:13 PM EST
I got the vapors...

Link Posted: 7/22/2010 11:41:48 PM EST
Originally Posted By DBSnider:
Try the kellog brand there is a warning on the box not to eat more then one in a day.


I'm not seeing that just a yellow box with.

"NEW USERS: Increase your fiber intake gradually. Gastrointestinal discomfort may occur until your body adjusts."

These do do a good job though
Link Posted: 7/22/2010 11:50:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/22/2010 11:52:20 PM EST by DBSnider]
Originally Posted By junkxp:
Originally Posted By DBSnider:
Try the kellog brand there is a warning on the box not to eat more then one in a day.


I'm not seeing that just a yellow box with.

"NEW USERS: Increase your fiber intake gradually. Gastrointestinal discomfort may occur until your body adjusts."

These do do a good job though


Sorry I could'nt remember exactley what it said but I just remember something that sounded like a warning on the box.
Link Posted: 7/23/2010 1:24:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By Credge:
Those make me fart something fierce.

Something. Fierce.

Same here. Metamucil is much better for making me crap though, and doesn't give me massive gas.
Link Posted: 7/23/2010 1:29:16 AM EST
Its that stuff they use, that fart root or whatever. It generates farts on the global scale.
Link Posted: 7/23/2010 1:51:04 AM EST
Get a new gun book on stand bye .
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