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Posted: 7/22/2010 8:40:20 PM EDT

I just ate 3, am I gonna die?

Who got dibs?

CSB!

Poop thread!

IBTL!

Chicory extract FTW!

87 rolls of TP!

Posted: 7/22/2010 8:42:10 PM EDT

[#1]

Dibs on ammo.

you shoulda got baby wipes for the amount that you're gonna be on the pot for.

Posted: 7/22/2010 8:42:23 PM EDT

[#2]

Those things are pretty good. Especially the mocha flavored ones.

Posted: 7/22/2010 8:43:00 PM EDT

[#3]

I ate two boxes once....

Never again.

Posted: 7/22/2010 8:43:33 PM EDT

[#4]

Those make me fart something fierce.

Something. Fierce.

Posted: 7/22/2010 8:47:56 PM EDT

[#5]

I'll take the M&P with Apex trigger.

Posted: 7/22/2010 8:52:46 PM EDT

[#6]

6 shits

Posted: 7/22/2010 8:57:33 PM EDT

[#7]

I have to shit just from reading this thread.

Posted: 7/22/2010 8:59:26 PM EDT

[#8]

My husband, then boyfriend, ate a whole box in a day. He was sick overnight. Good luck.

Posted: 7/22/2010 8:59:32 PM EDT

[#9]

i ate two today. A chocolate mocha and a apple streusel. They amazing for things that make you poop. Haven't had to go yet, but I am sure tomorrow it will be massive

Posted: 7/22/2010 9:01:47 PM EDT

[#10]

Ha I just ate 3 myself

Posted: 7/22/2010 9:06:49 PM EDT

[#11]

I eat them from time to time. I also eat All Bran cereal. I typically eat anywhere from 1.5-2.5 lbs of meat per day, so I need extra fiber. The recommended 25 grams just won't cut it.

This thread is going to be fantastic.

Posted: 7/22/2010 9:09:25 PM EDT

[#12]

I ate a steak sub and a club on a sub from fire house subs for dinner, I figure I'm going to need the fiber.

Posted: 7/22/2010 9:13:34 PM EDT

[#13]

Got the toots and the gurgles.

Dar she blows...

Posted: 7/22/2010 9:15:01 PM EDT

[#14]

so what effect is the fiber supposed to have? make you poop or keep you from pooping?

Posted: 7/22/2010 9:15:17 PM EDT

[#15]

You should probably think about keeping a tarp and a mop handy. Good luck.

Posted: 7/22/2010 9:18:09 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
so what effect is the fiber supposed to have? make you poop or keep you from pooping?

Cleans you out.

Posted: 7/22/2010 9:19:45 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
so what effect is the fiber supposed to have? make you poop or keep you from pooping?

Cleans you out.

what on earth does that mean?

Posted: 7/22/2010 9:21:02 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

You should probably think about keeping a tarp and a mop handy. Good luck.

Tarp, check.

Mop, check.

Squeejee, check.

Headlamp, check.

I'm doing the night shift thing and gonna have to use the porta shitter!

Posted: 7/22/2010 9:21:30 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:

so what effect is the fiber supposed to have? make you poop or keep you from pooping?

Cleans you out.

what on earth does that mean?

Liquid poo.

Posted: 7/22/2010 9:22:00 PM EDT

[#20]

so fiber gives you the runs?

Posted: 7/22/2010 9:22:39 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
so what effect is the fiber supposed to have? make you poop or keep you from pooping?

Cleans you out.

what on earth does that mean?

It provides "bulk" (hehe) for your feces to pass through the intestines. It does so by forming a gel when mixed with water. Fiber slows digestion a bit, FYI, but when you go, you GO.

BTW, I ate a whole bag (one pound) of baby carrots yesterday and this morning my shit came out like orange-colored soft serve ice cream.

Posted: 7/22/2010 9:23:33 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
so fiber gives you the runs?

Yes, excess fiber can make you pee from your ass at a moment's notice. Usually when it's least convenient.

Posted: 7/22/2010 9:24:06 PM EDT

[#23]

so that's why older people need a lot of fiber, because they tend to get constipated?

Posted: 7/22/2010 9:25:26 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Those make me fart something fierce.

Something. Fierce.

You and me both!

Posted: 7/22/2010 9:25:39 PM EDT

[#25]

You people crack me up.

Im not shittin ya

Posted: 7/22/2010 9:28:15 PM EDT

[#26]

You won't die...but they won't be staying inside you for long.

Posted: 7/22/2010 9:29:17 PM EDT

[#27]

this is why we need to be able to have poop threads. or a poop forum.

Posted: 7/22/2010 9:33:50 PM EDT

[#28]

Posted: 7/22/2010 9:35:38 PM EDT

[#29]

This is odd, I randomly ate 2 of those last night. I purchased them on a whim. I had the worst case of gas for a good 24 hours, but it took all the grunt work out of sailing the porcelain sea.

Maybe I'll try one from now on, but they're so damn good...

Posted: 7/22/2010 9:37:11 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
I just ate 3, am I gonna die?

Who got dibs?

CSB!

Poop thread!

IBTL!

Chicory extract FTW!

87 rolls of TP!

When did you first realize you'd gone nucking futs?

Posted: 7/22/2010 10:15:46 PM EDT

[#31]

There is a whole thread on here about fiber one bars, it was a hoot. I'm too lazy to find it though.

Posted: 7/22/2010 10:29:20 PM EDT

[#32]

Try the kellog brand there is a warning on the box not to eat more then one in a day.

Posted: 7/22/2010 10:30:39 PM EDT

[#33]

http://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=953269

Original epic thread from archives.. enjoy.

Posted: 7/22/2010 10:41:01 PM EDT

[#34]

I love them. For some odd reason, most fiber supplements like the bars don't have any effect on me. Just the plain Fiber One cereal.

I once ate about 45 prunes in one night at work. Great gas, but nothing else. Drank a half-gallon of prune juice last month, nothing.

Posted: 7/22/2010 10:43:29 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
http://a.imageshack.us/img38/1079/dumbanddumber3208883.jpg

That's a very accurate portrayal of eating two boxes back to back.

About two hours after consuming them, I was in tears from laughter. I was sure I had discovered a cheap, inexhaustable energy source.

After about 18 hours, the tears were no longer from laughter.

Posted: 7/22/2010 10:54:06 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
http://a.imageshack.us/img38/1079/dumbanddumber3208883.jpg

That's a very accurate portrayal of eating two boxes back to back.

About two hours after consuming them, I was in tears from laughter. I was sure I had discovered a cheap, inexhaustable energy source.

After about 18 hours, the tears were no longer from laughter.

How long did it take to wear off? 2 bars was good for over 24 hours for me.

Posted: 7/22/2010 11:00:18 PM EDT

[#37]

After all this, I'm kinda interested in trying it out myself! Maybe I'll wait for a da off though to try...

Posted: 7/22/2010 11:03:30 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
http://a.imageshack.us/img38/1079/dumbanddumber3208883.jpg

That's a very accurate portrayal of eating two boxes back to back.

About two hours after consuming them, I was in tears from laughter. I was sure I had discovered a cheap, inexhaustable energy source.

After about 18 hours, the tears were no longer from laughter.

How long did it take to wear off? 2 bars was good for over 24 hours for me.

Two days of complete misery. Didn't feel "right" inside for about four total.

Posted: 7/22/2010 11:04:55 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
After all this, I'm kinda interested in trying it out myself! Maybe I'll wait for a da off though to try...

Two or three bars... kinda funny.

Two full boxes.....I'd rather hit myself in the testes with a red hot ball peen hammer.

Posted: 7/22/2010 11:11:11 PM EDT

[#40]

I ate 3 of those atkins bars once, the ones with the warning, the warning I didnt read. ZOMG.

Poop thread.

Posted: 7/22/2010 11:26:45 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
After all this, I'm kinda interested in trying it out myself! Maybe I'll wait for a da off though to try...

Two or three bars... kinda funny.

Two full boxes.....I'd rather hit myself in the testes with a red hot ball peen hammer.

Everything in moderation. Got it!

Posted: 7/22/2010 11:30:13 PM EDT

[#42]

I got the vapors...

Posted: 7/23/2010 12:41:48 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
Try the kellog brand there is a warning on the box not to eat more then one in a day.

I'm not seeing that just a yellow box with.

"NEW USERS: Increase your fiber intake gradually. Gastrointestinal discomfort may occur until your body adjusts."

These do do a good job though

Posted: 7/23/2010 12:50:51 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Try the kellog brand there is a warning on the box not to eat more then one in a day.

I'm not seeing that just a yellow box with.

"NEW USERS: Increase your fiber intake gradually. Gastrointestinal discomfort may occur until your body adjusts."

These do do a good job though

Sorry I could'nt remember exactley what it said but I just remember something that sounded like a warning on the box.