In the interest of promoting marital bliss for fellow board members here are the "fatal phrases" to avoid if your wife is pregnant. Perhaps the ladies can add more so we can be better, more understanding, husbands. [:)]
Here they are:
[b]FATAL THINGS TO SAY IF YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT
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"I finished the Oreos."
"Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty
pounds."
"Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee Anderson had
a baby..!!"
"I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby
forever!"
"Well, couldn't they induce labor ? The 25th is the Super
Bowl!!"
"Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise
visit from that Richard Simmons fella."
"Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard
Scott!"
"Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"
"Get your *own* ice cream."
"Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."
"Got milk ?"
"You don't have the guts to pull the trigger........."
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