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Posted: 7/28/2001 2:33:17 PM EST
Ok guys a few people have asked me this. First, if it doesnt look natural it probably isnt. Too large for the body. 2. Scars, these are the main surgical approaches 1. Around nipples 2. Under the breast 3. Under/in the armpit 4. around the belly button 3. Gravity Normal one fall flatter when she is lying down 4. Gravity II When she is leaning over, a lot of times there will be vertical ridges, real ones usually dont do this 5. Touch it! You can usually feel them Newer techniques will bury the implants under the muscle and make it harder to tell by feel and just by looking. 6. Light-transillumination Shine a flashlight under the breast in a dark room and you can see the outline of the implant. A lot of girls at nudie bars will allow you to do this if you want to see. Borrow the light from the bouncer. 7. Finally the skin is too tight. I have seen excellent implants which were extremely difficult to tell that they were fake. Good Luck!
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 2:40:10 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 2:43:41 PM EST
It would depend on the temp of the implants. Also if they were under the muscle or not. CT/MRI and even old xrays can find them as well.
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 2:43:48 PM EST
Forget the trivialities. Just reach up and give'em a big "honk".
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 2:51:23 PM EST
I'm going to know LONG before she lets me put a flashlight under them in a dark room. [:D]
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 2:57:52 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 3:01:41 PM EST
This is great knowledge for us single guys! I already downloaded this article for my personal database for future reference. And all this time I thought your user name, "ARDOC" connotes you are a Doctor of AR's(gunsmith). Not saying being a gunsmith would be bad at all. Are we members going to get a bill in the mail from you? [:D] [b]-RoadDog[/b]
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 3:18:00 PM EST
Ha! You are all amatures. If you really want to find out if they are real or not, do this: When she isn't expecting it, lean over and give them a good slap. IF she says something like "Hey, those babies cost me $5,000.00 a piece" you have a good indication that they are fake, if she takes the slap as foreplay, go ahead and give her another one.
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 3:48:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/28/2001 3:45:32 PM EST by ColonelKlink]
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 3:51:14 PM EST
Does it matter if they are fake? its either they are filled with fat or some man made liquid. big freaking difference. If you don't take a chick cause she has fake tits send her over to me.
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 4:29:06 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/28/2001 4:26:30 PM EST by mejames]
Yes, it matters to me if they are real or not. I would rather have a chick with small ones than fake ones. Usually, if a ckick has fake boobs, there is more false going on than just her breasts. If it is just fat or silicone, then why bother having it done. You can have her. I am a butt and leg man, so breasts are just a bonus.
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 5:09:47 PM EST
DOES IT REALLY MATTER?!?!?!?!?!?
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 5:21:46 PM EST
Originally Posted By JThompson: DOES IT REALLY MATTER?!?!?!?!?!?
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I heard some of them only last 5-7 years at best(OK, that's longer than my relationships). And there's the possibility of leakage/rupture, scarring & encapsulation, etc. Is this true, ARDOC? Who do you think she'll want to pay for replacements of those 4-year-old ones in a few year? [red][size=4]PRK[/red][/size=4]
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 5:42:08 PM EST
Originally Posted By mejames: Yes, it matters to me if they are real or not. I would rather have a chick with small ones than fake ones. Usually, if a ckick has fake boobs, there is more false going on than just her breasts. If it is just fat or silicone, then why bother having it done. You can have her. I am a butt and leg man, so breasts are just a bonus.
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AMEN Brother...[beer] mmk
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 6:38:07 PM EST
You guys worry about her fake tits, I'll worry whats in her head.
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 6:46:01 PM EST
If you have ever seen tits before,( which for most of you I doubt you have.) they are different,,,,,,hahahahahahahahahahaha Not as saggy as your moms.
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 7:09:43 PM EST
I wouldn't want a girl with implants. We get many every month that were removed for health reasons and they look nasty when they come to our histology dept. Many are hard and would make great softballs. I would find it hard to enjoy them now that I have seen them first hand after removal. We also had a young woman that died of certain reasons and had to to an autopsy on her. Well, she too had implants and they were not something I would want my G/F or wife to have done for the sheer pleasure of it. But each to their own I guess.
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 7:21:46 PM EST
I would like a womenz with real ones too. Otherwise if she has fake ones, then this is what happens: [url]www.siliconeholocaust.org/[/url]
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 8:01:42 PM EST
Prk, yes with some of the older implants, failures were common. This would release the silicone all over her tissues. Even the newer saline implants burst. I just saw one being replaced after only 2 years. You have to realize they are like intertubes or balloons. Sooner or later they will sustain enough of an impact to rupture them. And it really doesnt have to be that much force. But this is out my range of expertise. They also do become encapuslated by the immune system. They become hard as rocks. Its a pain in the ass trying to do a breast exam when they are like that. It literally cracks when you push on them. A really strange sensation. Greg3 is correct, with all the health repercussions. I wouldn't want my loved one to have them.
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 8:24:58 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 8:35:48 PM EST
DK-Prof is exactly right. All the studies show there is no correlation between silicone and disease. But tell that to Corning. It went belly up because of that false belief. Now some implants are marvelous. I just saw a set that were amazing. She healed with minimal scars and they were soft and beautiful. She loves them. The important thing to remember is to get a good surgeon. They are worth their weight in gold especially for cosmetic surgery. You get what you pay for!
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 8:36:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By DK-Prof: FWIW - there have been NO legitimate scientifically valid studies that have shown any serious problems with silicone breast implants. Dow-Corning (or whatever the company was called) was destroyed by greedy trial lawyers and media hype - but nothing was wrong with the implants.
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Maybe, but come over to my neck of the woods and I will gladly show you about 30 of them down in our tissue room right now and you decide if nothing is wrong with the implants. Or I could go and did out all of our EOB's and you can see all of the patients that we have had to bill their insurance companys for the removal due to health problems. Of course I would have to redact(sp)? their names and SS#'s for legal reasons. Not flaming you but something is wrong with alot of the implants.
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 8:37:44 PM EST
To back up dkprof, here's a quick link [url]http://www.junkscience.com/dec98/angell.htm[/url] I actually saw something on either TLC or the Discovery channel about a study showing breast implants linked to reduced cases of breast cancer. I don't trust any science that comes from a trial lawyer or environmentalist wackos.
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 8:40:01 PM EST
I think they should be like the penis pump. Airbags that have a remote pump. But don't put it in her front pocket, put it in her Gluteus maximus, so that when she is sitting in front of your computer running up your charge card you can see some use for her.
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 8:49:43 PM EST
So long as they look plausible on the girl. I mean I have seen some cartoonishly large ones. Like beach ball size.
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 8:51:55 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/28/2001 8:51:10 PM EST by 610]
I'd say if you notice them(ie rather large for her frame) they are probally fake. I saw an ex-girlfriend a little bit ago that had just had her implants and I was just mezmerized by them in her little tanktop. Good for her...bad for me.
Link Posted: 7/28/2001 8:53:10 PM EST
Has'nt anyone got any pictures of real one and the fakes? After all it's an educational thing not a "porn" thing.
Link Posted: 7/29/2001 6:59:22 AM EST
You can usually tell just by watching them walk. As in "It must be jelly 'cause jam don't move like that". Real is better.
Link Posted: 7/29/2001 8:26:29 AM EST
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Link Posted: 7/29/2001 9:06:41 AM EST
OT: I was wondering what happens after these people die, and they are buried. In 2000 years from now, when people dig them up, there would be these 2 bloobs of silicone among the bones, I wonder if they would be wondering what's up?
Link Posted: 7/29/2001 7:04:43 PM EST
Warlord, we disected human cadavers in med school. It was amazing how tough they are. We would pull one out now and then. When the Prof was gone, we tossed them around the room. They are seriously heavy suckers. They look like solid jelly fish.
Link Posted: 7/29/2001 10:18:59 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/30/2001 3:05:47 AM EST
The only way for me to tell is to put my hands on it and give it a squeeze.
Link Posted: 7/30/2001 10:56:09 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/30/2001 10:52:29 AM EST by GunLvrPHD]
How can I tell if my transvestite girlfriend's boobs are fake? GunLvr
Link Posted: 7/30/2001 10:59:05 AM EST
Are we forgetting this test??? [url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=25419[/url]
Link Posted: 7/30/2001 11:16:17 AM EST
If you chip your tooth on a nipple, then chances are...
Link Posted: 7/30/2001 11:24:13 AM EST
...IRON BREAST!....HE! HE! HE!
Link Posted: 7/30/2001 12:33:44 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/30/2001 12:32:31 PM EST by Ice]
Hey guys if you want pics check out: www.salcalabro.com he does the stuff on Howard Stern. Ice
Link Posted: 7/30/2001 12:40:09 PM EST
Originally Posted By warlord: OT: I was wondering what happens after these people die, and they are buried. In 2000 years from now, when people dig them up, there would be these 2 bloobs of silicone among the bones, I wonder if they would be wondering what's up?
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A guy I knew worked in the coroners office. He told me if its fake(tits, pacemakers, joints, etc.)that it gets cut out and sent to the manufacturer so they can see how well it has held up.
Link Posted: 7/30/2001 3:38:18 PM EST
Steve Martin wrote in his latest book, " . . .two bowling balls on an ironing board . . ." No thanks.
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