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Posted: 10/22/2011 8:53:37 AM EDT

Of course, when my wife decided to go off to a church function and leave me home alone with my adorable little boy, that's when he decides to have the largest blowout of his life... by far... How on earth does 40 pounds of crap come out of a 30 pound boy?

I may need to buy a new washer by the time this is all over.

Posted: 10/22/2011 8:55:31 AM EDT

[#1]

Nitrile gloves and a surplus gas mask got me through 2 years of my life...

Posted: 10/22/2011 8:56:47 AM EDT

[#2]

Shouldn't have fed him Ryan's.

Posted: 10/22/2011 8:57:20 AM EDT

[#3]

Poop thread.

Posted: 10/22/2011 8:57:48 AM EDT

[#4]

"Wax on, wax off"

Start close to you and work away from you

Fold often

Posted: 10/22/2011 8:59:32 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:

Shouldn't have fed him Ryan's.

My wife claims that he didn't eat anything except goldfish crackers while they were out shopping. I'm sure that there was a Mexican restaurant involved.

Posted: 10/22/2011 9:00:39 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Shouldn't have fed him Ryan's.

My wife claims that he didn't eat anything except goldfish crackers while they were out shopping. I'm sure that there was a Mexican restaurant involved.

Feed him some carrots and report back in a day. lol

Posted: 10/22/2011 9:10:10 AM EDT

[#7]

Tell him to stay put, put news paper down, and wait for the Mrs. to come back

Posted: 10/22/2011 9:12:55 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Tell him to stay put, put news paper down, and wait for the Mrs. to come back

Let me call the insurance company first, and find out if having my severed arm removed from my ass and reattached would be covered.

Posted: 10/22/2011 9:19:20 AM EDT

[#9]

She set u up.

POOP THREAD! WE HAZ IT!!!!

Posted: 10/22/2011 9:24:29 AM EDT

[#10]

You should have gotten a blow out preventer and had it installed.

I'd betcha an oil company has a spare they would loan you.

Posted: 10/22/2011 9:35:25 AM EDT

[#11]

My kids are 8 and 5, but I have been where your are brother. One time that happened to me and almost at the same time the dachshund decided to take a dump on the floor. She really has no idea how much her life was in jeopardy that day.

Posted: 10/22/2011 9:35:31 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Shouldn't have fed him Ryan's.

My wife claims that he didn't eat anything except goldfish crackers while they were out shopping. I'm sure that there was a Mexican restaurant involved.

He might be lactose intolerant or have IBS .. I have bolth and if I wolfed down multiple handfulls of goldfish crackers I would be hot lapping for hours.

Posted: 10/22/2011 9:54:57 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

You should have gotten a blow out preventer and had it installed.

I'd betcha an oil company has a spare they would loan you.

Something tells me that the the blowout preventer would have failed in the face of such a massive blowout, resulting in an explosion that would have been on the news for months.