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Posted: 4/18/2006 9:51:41 AM EST
Some metro sexual college age gay looking guy trying to be funny.

shmivejournal.livejournal.com/125746.html

Experiment:

Replace ordinary eggs in cake recipe with Cadbury Creme Eggs and observe results.

Hypothesis:

THIS IS GOING TO BE SO AWESOME

Conclusion:

HA! I'm not spoiling it.
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 9:52:46 AM EST
I don't think he thought his cunning plan all the way through...
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 9:57:23 AM EST
That fucker dumped the chocolate!
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 9:57:47 AM EST
The guy sounds 'sofa king we tar dead'
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 9:58:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
That fucker dumped the chocolate!



Mistake number 3.

Mistake #1 was even tinking this up. Mistake #2 was using the term "AWESOME".
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 10:01:11 AM EST
I am a loser I know, but it would have been better if he got rid of all the profanity...

Link Posted: 4/18/2006 10:04:11 AM EST
So, this was a failed eggsperiment?

<groan>

Link Posted: 4/18/2006 10:12:37 AM EST
His feeble attempts at witty prose is worse than his original plan.
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 10:15:41 AM EST
By not reading that link I am going to proactively save myself about five minutes of my life, which I will then squander in the shitter this afternoon while browsing the funny papers.
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 10:17:26 AM EST
Some people, mainly people posting before me in this thread, don't get the concept of "funny."
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 10:24:00 AM EST
That link pegged the Gayometer.

He looks so thweet in that page boy haircut.
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 10:28:57 AM EST

Cheese Chicken

A game to play at the Olive Garden, by Jay Barnes

Step 1: Go to the Olive Garden with a friend or friends, and order your meal as you normally do. At the Olive Garden, you get to choose whether or not you would like soup or salad. Cheese chicken requires that everyone order salad.

Step 2: When the waitstaff brings the salad over in a large bowl, they will ask you if you want freshly grated cheese on it. You will say that you do, at which point they will begin to grate cheese on the salad, and inform you to ’say when’ when you would like them to stop grating the cheese.

THIS IS WHERE THE CHEESE CHICKEN GAME BEGINS
The game:

Whoever says ‘when’ first, loses. The wait staff may panic or cry, but do not falter or you will be the loser.
The Consequences for losing:

The loser of Cheese Chicken shall be bludgeoned about the head with (1) Olive Garden bread stick.
Caveats:

If the waiter or waitress starts to freak out and says something to the effect of ‘Are you sure you want this much cheese?’, respond by yelling “HOSPITALIANO!” while pointing to the salad angrily.

Link Posted: 4/18/2006 10:32:22 AM EST

For some reason, this cake tastes vaguely like Novocaine?


Link Posted: 4/18/2006 10:36:50 AM EST
On a related note, can you make hamburgers from ground beef?

Kharn
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 10:45:22 AM EST



Link Posted: 4/18/2006 11:04:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By 1BMF:
bigmixup.com/~jay/lj/posts/cadbury/cake4you.jpg





[Neo voice] I know kung-fu [/Neo voice]
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 11:05:41 AM EST
lol....this is funny stuff
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 11:06:53 AM EST
I bet he went and cried in his myspace page after his cake failed.
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 11:07:21 AM EST


“HOSPITALIANO!” while pointing to the salad angrily.



Link Posted: 4/18/2006 11:09:04 AM EST
This guy is also responsible for this: www.rockpapersaddam.com/
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 11:24:56 AM EST
That was freakin' funny.
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